David
@morkcallingorsen.bsky.social
Music, guitars, records, films, TTRPGs, books, horror, Sci-fi, mostly posts at night…..mostly…..
📍North East UK
📚 Ocean of Sound - David Toop
🎧📕Robin’s Laws of Good GM’ing - Robin D Laws
📺 Slow Horses S3
📍North East UK
📚 Ocean of Sound - David Toop
🎧📕Robin’s Laws of Good GM’ing - Robin D Laws
📺 Slow Horses S3
Listening to The War of the Worlds (1898) while in hospital and painfully sniggering whenever it says someone ‘ejaculates’ in the middle of a conversation.
a cartoon of beavis and butthead laughing with the caption ' heehehehehehe '
Alt: a cartoon of beavis and butthead laughing with the caption ' heehehehehehe '
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Listening to The War of the Worlds (1898) while in hospital and painfully sniggering whenever it says someone ‘ejaculates’ in the middle of a conversation.
Perforated bowel lads. It knacks. Cannot recommend 0/10.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Perforated bowel lads. It knacks. Cannot recommend 0/10.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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when your kids come home with head lice
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
when your kids come home with head lice
6pm on a Saturday and my notifications light up from the kids sports 85+ member WhatsApp group as parents try to out humblebrag each others reasons for their kids non-attendance tomorrow morning.
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
6pm on a Saturday and my notifications light up from the kids sports 85+ member WhatsApp group as parents try to out humblebrag each others reasons for their kids non-attendance tomorrow morning.
Well if they are building birthday Lego then I bloody well am too.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Well if they are building birthday Lego then I bloody well am too.
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ideal Saturday morning palate cleanser 🧵
On May 11, 1950, while working on the Rawlins National Bank in Wyoming, a construction crew unearthed a whiskey barrel that contained a human skeleton with its skull cap sawed off & an odd pair of shoes. Dr. Lillian Heath, now in her 80s, was asked if she knew anything about it...🧵
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
ideal Saturday morning palate cleanser 🧵
Decided to try and solve the kids Rubik’s cube earlier and use my brain for once.
So anyway here I am reading all your posts instead.
So anyway here I am reading all your posts instead.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Decided to try and solve the kids Rubik’s cube earlier and use my brain for once.
So anyway here I am reading all your posts instead.
So anyway here I am reading all your posts instead.
Me. After my 6yo & his 3 friends have been over for a play date.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me. After my 6yo & his 3 friends have been over for a play date.
Get ready with me but it’s just me reading a book ignoring the increasing number of calls and messages asking where I am as everyone has arrived.
Get ready with me but it’s just me running round shrieking in front of a fixed camera
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Get ready with me but it’s just me reading a book ignoring the increasing number of calls and messages asking where I am as everyone has arrived.
We live closer in time to a T rex than a T rex lived in relation to a Stegosaurs.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We live closer in time to a T rex than a T rex lived in relation to a Stegosaurs.
Spent last night/this morning tidying & cleaning ahead of visitors so of course the cat is vomiting everywhere.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Spent last night/this morning tidying & cleaning ahead of visitors so of course the cat is vomiting everywhere.
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living the full dad life today, putting on my new warhammer 40k ultramarines t-shirt so I can phone verizon to complain about a phone bill
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
living the full dad life today, putting on my new warhammer 40k ultramarines t-shirt so I can phone verizon to complain about a phone bill
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wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Drew a Hound of Tindalos from a short story by Frank Belknap Long, released in a short story collection of his work in 1946.
The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Drew a Hound of Tindalos from a short story by Frank Belknap Long, released in a short story collection of his work in 1946.
The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
The hounds are creatures that exist outside of time and space. They can emerge in the form of smoke from any angle of a certain sharpness, like the corner of a room.
Surrendering to the lurgy. Been having mad fever dreams and honestly having difficulty telling some of them apart from real life. Paracetamol and bed. Laters.
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Surrendering to the lurgy. Been having mad fever dreams and honestly having difficulty telling some of them apart from real life. Paracetamol and bed. Laters.
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
Looks like a scene from the as yet unfilmed sequel to The Thing
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Looks like a scene from the as yet unfilmed sequel to The Thing
While this is great I recently had to sell 2x tickets via the official TM website at face value £25 (fine with me) but the buyer was charged service fees on top (approx £8/9 more per ticket). I’d already paid service and admin fees when buying in the 1st place (not included in sale)
Exclusive:
UK ministers plan to ban the resale of tickets for live events above their original cost, in an aggressive crackdown on touts and resellers who sharply increase the price of admission to concerts and sports events.
www.ft.com/content/e76d...
UK ministers plan to ban the resale of tickets for live events above their original cost, in an aggressive crackdown on touts and resellers who sharply increase the price of admission to concerts and sports events.
www.ft.com/content/e76d...
UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
Aggressive crackdown on touts comes after backlash over cost of watching live music and sport
www.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
While this is great I recently had to sell 2x tickets via the official TM website at face value £25 (fine with me) but the buyer was charged service fees on top (approx £8/9 more per ticket). I’d already paid service and admin fees when buying in the 1st place (not included in sale)
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All these new data centers in 15 years
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
All these new data centers in 15 years
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A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans.
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
Website of artist, cartoonist & tweeter Moose Allain
Welcome to the website of artist, cartoonist and prolific tweeter Moose Allain. Please fell free to have a poke about.
www.worldofmoose.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans.
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
Fake admiral sounds like something from the Profanisaurus.
(Legally obliged to say that the Viz isn’t as good as it used to be ™️)
(Legally obliged to say that the Viz isn’t as good as it used to be ™️)
Man charged after ‘fake admiral’ seen at Remembrance Sunday event
Man charged after ‘fake admiral’ seen at Remembrance Sunday event
Jonathan Carley, 64, charged with unlawfully wearing uniform of armed forces
A man has been charged has been charged over allegedly dressing up as an admiral during a Remembrance Sunday event.
North Wales police said they made an arrest after a man was spotted wearing “the uniform and medals of a high-ranking navy officer” during a wreath-laying service in Llandudno, Conwy, on Sunday 9 November. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Fake admiral sounds like something from the Profanisaurus.
(Legally obliged to say that the Viz isn’t as good as it used to be ™️)
(Legally obliged to say that the Viz isn’t as good as it used to be ™️)