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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · Sep 8

SEXUAL TENSION CAPACITOR

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 1m

You spent your entire life putting up these walls, lads

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 10m

Oh jeez that’s awful Kell xxx

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 13m

Just been posthumungously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for doing Jack Shit of Any Earthly Use, lads

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Earthbound420 @earthbound420.bsky.social · 2h

Exactly 💥

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 26m

Getting some new knickers tomorrow, lads

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 1h

😂😂

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 1h

Bloody hell is it mating season again? I always seem to miss it

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 4h

Interested to see if Trump tries to do a Kool-Aid bit

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 1d

That 13-year-old boy we kidnapped as he was leaving his 8th grade class? He was actually MS-13. That 94-year-old grandmother we kidnapped from her nursing home? She was MS-13 too. That 4-day-old baby we kidnapped from the NICU? That's right, MS-13

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 5h

Robocop’s butt plug.

Grant Rivers @grantsrivers.bsky.social · 6h

What is this... WRONG answers only 🤔

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 5h

Aaaaand even the Independent reporting Israel broke the ceasefire already

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 6h

Thinking of all the British expats who can’t order a beer

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 8h

fuck off with this shit you racist cunts.

i forgot the word "tumbledryer" the other day so i called it a tumbley bumbley and english is my only fucking language.

abolish the home office.

Changes to the English language requirement were first reported in May when the government published their early plans in the immigration white paper. The new standard requires people to express themselves “fluently and spontaneously without much obvious searching for expression” and to be able to communicate flexibly in social, academic and work situations.

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 6h

Shit. People are weird. Some kind of edge lord?

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 7h

Was that what I thought it was and they were outing themselves as some kind of rape apologist??? I didn’t get chance to read the whole context

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7h

unfollowing everyone who is not in love with me

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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 7h

Gorgeous photo 🧵

Patriciajaydee @patriciajaydee.bsky.social · 17h

The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 7h

Bloody hell what a fucking take they have there

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 7h

Can you get a guide dog for Financial Advice?

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 7h

Oh no worries I apologise for snapping xx

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 8h

Afantasia is when you can't picture Mickey Mouse dressed as a wizard.

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 8h

This is how I learn I’m AI

Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 8h

Uneven boobs and testicles.

It’s how you know they’re not AI.

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Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 9h

Ha! Well if you can avoid it I wouldn’t but my experience building SaaS financial APIs and processing pipelines with pub sub, Kafka, speech-to-text websockets, ASGI, mean I probably have a clue how it works

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 9h

Was it you @twosense.bsky.social ?

BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 21h

heard your fart from across the bar and really dig your vibe

Mathilda Hauntedrack xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 9h

God sorry I can’t with this. Someone explaining async to me is just ridiculous

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