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I'm just this guy, you know?
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Peregrine falcon
Otter
Minke whale
Japanese raccoon dog
Marsh harrier
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Golden Eagle
Polecat
Dormouse
Albino Grey Squirrel
Glow Worm
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Kingfisher
Otter
Various deer
Pine Marten
Bee Eaters
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I just spent a nice afternoon at the Design Museum's Wes Anderson exhibition.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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After the Louvre heist.

"This is the most french crime ever!"

The Escargot thieves: "Hold my Châteauneuf-du-Pape!"
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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A quick reminder of who Nigel Farage was most concerned about when Putin's tanks first rolled into Ukraine
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

The White Stripes
Tangerine Dream
The Pet Shop Boys
Sigur Rós
The Smashing Pumpkins
Adam Ant (with Marco)
Peaches
Bo Ningen
Bjork
Savages
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Does the BBC not understand the Streisand effect?
NEW: BBC tells staff they cannot quote Trump line removed from Reith Lecture

BBC News article & Media Show prevented from repeating Rutger Bregman’s corruption allegation in its coverage… of whether the BBC censored his speech!

BBC/Trump fallout continues

www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
BBC tells staff they cannot quote Trump line removed from Reith Lecture
Journalists not allowed to repeat Rutger Bregman’s corruption claims against US president in coverage of edit
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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fucking hero
He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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That categorical denial of racism from Nigel Farage got watered down & caveated later: banter, 49 years ago, no intent, not directed at anyone, not in a hurtful way, it didn't happen, I don't remember, how do they remember, I was a teenager, it's political. The about turns makes one's head spin.
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Nigel Farage asked about Reform MS Laura Anne Jones (who the Senedd Commissioner found had used a racist term in a staff WhatsApp chat in August 2023 while discussing TikTok writing: “No chinky spies for me.”)
"Well, she used a word that colloquially, probably was meant in a nice way 20 years ago."
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I’ll have what she’s having
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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new allegation concerning Farage’s behaviour when he was 18 years old
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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This is literally a Little League dad trying to tell Cy Young how to pitch
for Americans this is like explaining drafting to Dale Earnhardt
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Three more school contemporaries who claim to have witnessed Nigel Farage’s alleged teenage racism have rejected the Reform UK leader’s suggestion that it was “banter”, describing it as targeted, persistent and nasty.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Exclusive: Dulwich college contemporaries ‘rubbish’ Reform UK leader’s suggestion alleged racist taunts not intended to hurt
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Farage at school by those who knew him best:

www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Has he indirectly racially abused someone?

Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody' after school racism claims
Nigel Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody'
The Reform UK leader was responding to reports he made racist remarks to his peers in school in the 1970s.
www.bbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM