Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
Your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
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Another reminder: I have it set so people I don’t follow can’t reply for a very good reason right now. I’m in autistic burnout and interactions are very difficult for me. Anyone circumventing that because they really feel I need to read their opinion on something I posted will be blocked immediately
I feel so sorry for Americans a lot of the time, because in order for me to not have to deal with Americans I can just not go online, and so many of you poor buggers are surrounded by them 24/7
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I feel so sorry for Americans a lot of the time, because in order for me to not have to deal with Americans I can just not go online, and so many of you poor buggers are surrounded by them 24/7
Found your Wikipedia page
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Found your Wikipedia page
When my money finally comes in
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When my money finally comes in
I love the kind of unhinged that I saw a woman on TikTok do, some guy posted a hate comment on her video so she found out who he was and where he worked and drove 3 hours to his work and forced him to read an apology or she’d share the details of his grindr account with his wife.
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I love the kind of unhinged that I saw a woman on TikTok do, some guy posted a hate comment on her video so she found out who he was and where he worked and drove 3 hours to his work and forced him to read an apology or she’d share the details of his grindr account with his wife.
“Oh, you’re a fucking idiot. Just thunderingly stupid. Too dumb to understand why you’re wrong. Never mind then” - my thoughts just before I delete my reply to a fucking idiot
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
“Oh, you’re a fucking idiot. Just thunderingly stupid. Too dumb to understand why you’re wrong. Never mind then” - my thoughts just before I delete my reply to a fucking idiot
Quentin Tarantino saying Suzanne Collins should have been sued by the Makers of Battle Royale, sure thing QT, once you’ve been sued for stealing the entire plot and most of the shots from City on Fire for Reservoir Dogs.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Quentin Tarantino saying Suzanne Collins should have been sued by the Makers of Battle Royale, sure thing QT, once you’ve been sued for stealing the entire plot and most of the shots from City on Fire for Reservoir Dogs.
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It’s on sight with Sarandos fils
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s on sight with Sarandos fils
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The chromebook might be the worst invention that doesn't contain any major poisons. We made a laptop that you can only watch youtube videos on and if you touch it you have to go the burn ward. Every five year old has to have one
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The chromebook might be the worst invention that doesn't contain any major poisons. We made a laptop that you can only watch youtube videos on and if you touch it you have to go the burn ward. Every five year old has to have one
Head on the pillow. Day 7,306 done sober. Bring on day 7,307
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Head on the pillow. Day 7,306 done sober. Bring on day 7,307
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4 One great lesson after another, created by the titans of mid-century American illustration. Robert Fawcett, Austin Briggs, Norman Rockwell, and this guy, the founder of the school, Albert Dorne.
December 2, 2024 at 12:52 PM
4 One great lesson after another, created by the titans of mid-century American illustration. Robert Fawcett, Austin Briggs, Norman Rockwell, and this guy, the founder of the school, Albert Dorne.
Just saw a TikTok where someone had put the “you are my density, sorry you are my destiny” quote from Back to the future and then underneath it said “I’m probably a bit too niche and nerdy for anyone to get this quote” and the comments were full of people excited that they too knew such a niche film
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Just saw a TikTok where someone had put the “you are my density, sorry you are my destiny” quote from Back to the future and then underneath it said “I’m probably a bit too niche and nerdy for anyone to get this quote” and the comments were full of people excited that they too knew such a niche film
Love my black reflector strip, or as I like to think of it Hi-Visigoth
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Love my black reflector strip, or as I like to think of it Hi-Visigoth
I worry about sharing videos of me cooking and baking because I don’t want to look pike I don’t know what I’m doing, but, at least once per week I see someone doing a cooking video pointing at the spice grater on a box grater and going “dunno why they insist on this the cheese just gets stuck”
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I worry about sharing videos of me cooking and baking because I don’t want to look pike I don’t know what I’m doing, but, at least once per week I see someone doing a cooking video pointing at the spice grater on a box grater and going “dunno why they insist on this the cheese just gets stuck”
Because I do a lot of driving I listen to a lot of audiobooks, I listened to every Stephen King book in publication order and loved that decade of audiobook listening. And recently since I’ve had an occasional £5-£10 spare to buy a little treat I’ve been buying the old Stephen King books
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Because I do a lot of driving I listen to a lot of audiobooks, I listened to every Stephen King book in publication order and loved that decade of audiobook listening. And recently since I’ve had an occasional £5-£10 spare to buy a little treat I’ve been buying the old Stephen King books
I think this is one of my favourite diagrams, from Mother of Noots on FB
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I think this is one of my favourite diagrams, from Mother of Noots on FB
I love reading series of books, and as I read a lot of science fiction, horror and fantasy I love the later books when the author starts pulling out the weird lore, the King of Oz being a trans man in the Oz books, “The ones who must be kept” in The Vampire Chronicles. Leto II in Dune
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I love reading series of books, and as I read a lot of science fiction, horror and fantasy I love the later books when the author starts pulling out the weird lore, the King of Oz being a trans man in the Oz books, “The ones who must be kept” in The Vampire Chronicles. Leto II in Dune
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In the 80s scanning under hedges for porn mags was known as privet browsing mode.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In the 80s scanning under hedges for porn mags was known as privet browsing mode.
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
If you even have a passing interest in wrestling, or just love messy lesbian love stories here’s the entire Timeless Toni Storm and Mariah May feud, which is one of, if not the the best storyline in wrestling history. 18 months retelling All About Eve and Sunset Boulevard youtu.be/oHGF9zmnejs?...
HOLLYWOOD STORY: Timeless Toni Storm vs Mariah May - Full AEW Feud
YouTube video by Dropmick Wrestling
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December 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If you even have a passing interest in wrestling, or just love messy lesbian love stories here’s the entire Timeless Toni Storm and Mariah May feud, which is one of, if not the the best storyline in wrestling history. 18 months retelling All About Eve and Sunset Boulevard youtu.be/oHGF9zmnejs?...
Might need a little more sleep
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Might need a little more sleep
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Been sober 20 years today (6th December) if you’re struggling, it is possible. I didn’t think I would make it 1 day at first, but bit by bit, one day at a time those numbers really rack up on the board. #odaat #WeRecover
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Been sober 20 years today (6th December) if you’re struggling, it is possible. I didn’t think I would make it 1 day at first, but bit by bit, one day at a time those numbers really rack up on the board. #odaat #WeRecover
Just remembered a friend was complaining how tired she was since she had a baby and I was being like “oof, I empathise. I feel like I’m constantly running on fumes” and she pulled the “you don’t have kids, you’ve no idea what tired is” and I pulled the, “well I do have M.E.” And she apologised
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Just remembered a friend was complaining how tired she was since she had a baby and I was being like “oof, I empathise. I feel like I’m constantly running on fumes” and she pulled the “you don’t have kids, you’ve no idea what tired is” and I pulled the, “well I do have M.E.” And she apologised
I love how every single day 50 Cent shows us why he annoyed someone enough to shoot him
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love how every single day 50 Cent shows us why he annoyed someone enough to shoot him
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Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet: