Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
Your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
Found your Wikipedia page
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Found your Wikipedia page
When my money finally comes in
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When my money finally comes in
Love my black reflector strip, or as I like to think of it Hi-Visigoth
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Love my black reflector strip, or as I like to think of it Hi-Visigoth
I went for the ones with the covers that intrigued me as a small child, and I just got The Dead Zone, where it looks like the artist scanned the info and went “you want someone who looks like a cross between Martin Sheen and Christopher Walken? Sure thing”
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I went for the ones with the covers that intrigued me as a small child, and I just got The Dead Zone, where it looks like the artist scanned the info and went “you want someone who looks like a cross between Martin Sheen and Christopher Walken? Sure thing”
I think this is one of my favourite diagrams, from Mother of Noots on FB
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I think this is one of my favourite diagrams, from Mother of Noots on FB
Might need a little more sleep
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Might need a little more sleep
This is why you strain your stock through a fine mesh or a muslin before you reduce it, look at that sediment
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is why you strain your stock through a fine mesh or a muslin before you reduce it, look at that sediment
Reducing down this week’s stock. One of the reasons I never share videos or photos of the actual cooking part of cooking is that I will use this frying pan for most things and get bored of people calling me insane for using a frying pan to make a sauce. But I do it for a very simple reason
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Reducing down this week’s stock. One of the reasons I never share videos or photos of the actual cooking part of cooking is that I will use this frying pan for most things and get bored of people calling me insane for using a frying pan to make a sauce. But I do it for a very simple reason
We’ve put him on eBay, one bid, £2.50. SOLD!
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
We’ve put him on eBay, one bid, £2.50. SOLD!
Discovered bbno$ (@bbnomula.bsky.social) last month so this is nice
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Discovered bbno$ (@bbnomula.bsky.social) last month so this is nice
You’re an autistic lesbian fan of Musicals and CM Punk, so this is my top 25 songs of the year on Apple Music
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
You’re an autistic lesbian fan of Musicals and CM Punk, so this is my top 25 songs of the year on Apple Music
2025 has been a fucking long week and I’m done I tell you
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
2025 has been a fucking long week and I’m done I tell you
Love Clint from IT
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Love Clint from IT
Me at Christmas reunions with family members I’ve not seen for 30 years
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me at Christmas reunions with family members I’ve not seen for 30 years
I’m also getting the ingredients for a Watergate salad so as soon as they all arrive I’ll be able to tell you whether this is a suitable salad to serve alongside your main
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m also getting the ingredients for a Watergate salad so as soon as they all arrive I’ll be able to tell you whether this is a suitable salad to serve alongside your main
One of my favourite details in American Psycho, is that not only are they all Vice President of Mergers & Acquisitions, but they all spelled “aquisitions” wrong
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
One of my favourite details in American Psycho, is that not only are they all Vice President of Mergers & Acquisitions, but they all spelled “aquisitions” wrong
He’ll be putting this sign up outside the Vatican soon
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He’ll be putting this sign up outside the Vatican soon
Tried to get a photo of my odometer to do my mileage. Got back in the house and under my blanket before I looked at it.
Buggeration.
Buggeration.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tried to get a photo of my odometer to do my mileage. Got back in the house and under my blanket before I looked at it.
Buggeration.
Buggeration.
Sign outside the Vatican
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sign outside the Vatican
I’ve seen this progression before
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ve seen this progression before
This day in History: ever the innovator, upon launching his AI project Bill Gates tests out his new proprietary T-Shirt Redundancy Notice
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This day in History: ever the innovator, upon launching his AI project Bill Gates tests out his new proprietary T-Shirt Redundancy Notice
Dunno where this is from but it was saved to my phone
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Dunno where this is from but it was saved to my phone