Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
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@bsky.app fifty two dollars american to hide jerry’s posts
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@bsky.app fifty two dollars american to hide jerry’s posts
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you know i’ve lived my entire life not making excuses for hitler but i guess i’m just a freak
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
you know i’ve lived my entire life not making excuses for hitler but i guess i’m just a freak
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RIP Donald Trump who died of poster's madness
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
RIP Donald Trump who died of poster's madness
i am on the caledonian sleeper to glasgow and i have forgotten my meds, ama (i will not answer)
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i am on the caledonian sleeper to glasgow and i have forgotten my meds, ama (i will not answer)
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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New knuckle tats:
(P)(A)(U)(L) (B)(L)(A)(R) (T)
(P)(A)(U)(L) (B)(L)(A)(R) (T)
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
New knuckle tats:
(P)(A)(U)(L) (B)(L)(A)(R) (T)
(P)(A)(U)(L) (B)(L)(A)(R) (T)
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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go ahead try and drag me into the discourse in the replies. my resolve will not be broken
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
go ahead try and drag me into the discourse in the replies. my resolve will not be broken
what the fuck is this
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
what the fuck is this
i also think this about hairdressers/barbers. just make me look good man, you don’t need my opinion
you should be entitled to general anaesthetic at the dentist because quite frankly whatever the dentist is up to in there is none of my business
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i also think this about hairdressers/barbers. just make me look good man, you don’t need my opinion
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whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail
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i put the egg nog carton in the recycling bin and the garbageman threw it at our front door
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i put the egg nog carton in the recycling bin and the garbageman threw it at our front door
is picea abies a “christmas tree”?
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
is picea abies a “christmas tree”?
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*Muppets theme tune plays*
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
*Muppets theme tune plays*
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Imagine what they're doing we don't know about.
Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Imagine what they're doing we don't know about.
Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
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Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."
March 16, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."
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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
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technically only if mariah carey sang it for the die hard soundtrack
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
technically only if mariah carey sang it for the die hard soundtrack
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If I dont post, this bus will explode
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If I dont post, this bus will explode
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“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick
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Every 30 minutes I let out a long blood curdling shriek to keep my mind sharp
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every 30 minutes I let out a long blood curdling shriek to keep my mind sharp
is last christmas a “christmas song”?
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
is last christmas a “christmas song”?