Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
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I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
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“You can’t just block everyone you disagree with” sweetheart, I’m a leftist, I block people I agree with.
February 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
“You can’t just block everyone you disagree with” sweetheart, I’m a leftist, I block people I agree with.
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*posts in Swedish* (seductively)
March 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*posts in Swedish* (seductively)
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ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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A bakery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Kneads
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
A bakery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Kneads
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I asked the Duolingo owl to teach me the language of love and he called me a slur
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I asked the Duolingo owl to teach me the language of love and he called me a slur
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He-man is an egg and i wish her the best
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
He-man is an egg and i wish her the best
bloody hell, jacob bethell #thecricket
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
bloody hell, jacob bethell #thecricket
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Peter Mandelson will return in... AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Peter Mandelson will return in... AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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Mr. Mandelson, sir, you are right to imagine you are being punished unfairly. Why should you be in trouble for things so many other people did too? You should name those people.
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Mr. Mandelson, sir, you are right to imagine you are being punished unfairly. Why should you be in trouble for things so many other people did too? You should name those people.
you could argue that this project - nine series (three more to be announced soon!), financially silo'd from each other - is hyperindividual, per @suw.bsky.social's excellent critique
BUT if we get 48 eps funded, we are launching a podcast feed to house all of the series, one after the other 1/3
BUT if we get 48 eps funded, we are launching a podcast feed to house all of the series, one after the other 1/3
Reminder we're still crowdfunding new audio comedy with @leadmojo.bsky.social. For £14 you'll get six episodes, when we make it - which we only do if it gets funded, so if you want it to happen, please back it! mirlo.space/leadmojo/rel...
The Least Bad of All Possible Worlds, by Eddie Robson
An album by Lead Mojo | Smelt
Released 2026-12-18
A boarding house on the Lancashire coast has taken in some unusual residents. Violet is a battle-hardened survivor from a parallel Earth that’s overr...
mirlo.space
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
you could argue that this project - nine series (three more to be announced soon!), financially silo'd from each other - is hyperindividual, per @suw.bsky.social's excellent critique
BUT if we get 48 eps funded, we are launching a podcast feed to house all of the series, one after the other 1/3
BUT if we get 48 eps funded, we are launching a podcast feed to house all of the series, one after the other 1/3
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she put the smörg in smörgåsbord
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
she put the smörg in smörgåsbord
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
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ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
i think pretty much all of this thread is correct
This is making me think about cross-subsidy, which used to support a lot of writers. AutoTrader used to subsidise the Guardian's journalism. Bestselling books subsidised all the others. I'm sure even the BBC's best dramas subsidised its more niche offerings. But then people got all excited about...
“I didn’t have rich parents, a childhood bedroom to return to or an infatuated billionaire intent on marrying me. Either writing had to make me money or I couldn’t do it. “
I wrote about making a living from writing in the new economy.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
I wrote about making a living from writing in the new economy.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
i think pretty much all of this thread is correct
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Don't trust anyone over 30
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Don't trust anyone over 30
yeah i hate those celebrity comedians who lecture people about their pet causes
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
yeah i hate those celebrity comedians who lecture people about their pet causes
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“I didn’t have rich parents, a childhood bedroom to return to or an infatuated billionaire intent on marrying me. Either writing had to make me money or I couldn’t do it. “
I wrote about making a living from writing in the new economy.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
I wrote about making a living from writing in the new economy.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
Please sir can I have some more
On making a living as a writer
substack.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
“I didn’t have rich parents, a childhood bedroom to return to or an infatuated billionaire intent on marrying me. Either writing had to make me money or I couldn’t do it. “
I wrote about making a living from writing in the new economy.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
I wrote about making a living from writing in the new economy.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
what’s up with comedians pivoting to screenshots of them telling their little jokes instead of posting video?
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
what’s up with comedians pivoting to screenshots of them telling their little jokes instead of posting video?
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If another one is biting it, maybe dust is delicious.
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
If another one is biting it, maybe dust is delicious.
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Price of everything go up but money in stays in the same, you see our predicament
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Price of everything go up but money in stays in the same, you see our predicament
a week after his first resignation, in 1998, peter mandelson was due to take part in a “you ask the questions” session with the independent; they expected him to cancel but he went ahead with it, at one point describing the moustache he had in the 80s as “my second-biggest mistake in politics”.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 AM
a week after his first resignation, in 1998, peter mandelson was due to take part in a “you ask the questions” session with the independent; they expected him to cancel but he went ahead with it, at one point describing the moustache he had in the 80s as “my second-biggest mistake in politics”.
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Alf saw his hog's shadow so the shitposts will continue
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Alf saw his hog's shadow so the shitposts will continue
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The orcas have discovered fire.
Fire chief says cause of fire that sank 3 yachts will likely never be found
Fire chief says cause of fire that sank 3 yachts will likely never be found
A marina fire in Sidney, B.C. has sunk three yachts worth millions, and the community’s fire chief says investigators may never find the cause.
bit.ly
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The orcas have discovered fire.
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter