Ed Morrish
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
so if you
want to call them baby
just go ahead now
want to call them baby
just go ahead now
THERE ARE IN FACT TOO MANY PRINCES
ok Britain we're on our last remaining prince what can we do about it
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
so if you
want to call them baby
just go ahead now
want to call them baby
just go ahead now
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Ahhh, fish. The vegetable of meat.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Ahhh, fish. The vegetable of meat.
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Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
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Smurfette never had kids because she was on smurf-control
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Smurfette never had kids because she was on smurf-control
it can’t be coincidence that mandelson has gone just four days after mtw’s return
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
it can’t be coincidence that mandelson has gone just four days after mtw’s return
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This week’s NonCensored will be out tomorrow for Patreons, and on Friday everywhere else.
Here’s a clip from last week, with a spokesperson for the Chinese government evaluating Keir Starmer’s recent trip.
podfollow.com/NonCensored
Here’s a clip from last week, with a spokesperson for the Chinese government evaluating Keir Starmer’s recent trip.
podfollow.com/NonCensored
February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This week’s NonCensored will be out tomorrow for Patreons, and on Friday everywhere else.
Here’s a clip from last week, with a spokesperson for the Chinese government evaluating Keir Starmer’s recent trip.
podfollow.com/NonCensored
Here’s a clip from last week, with a spokesperson for the Chinese government evaluating Keir Starmer’s recent trip.
podfollow.com/NonCensored
in these troubled times
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
in these troubled times
i just assumed you felt the week needed mocking now, more than ever
February 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
i just assumed you felt the week needed mocking now, more than ever
this is another key theory behind Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt
no-one is getting rich off of these projects. everyone will need to keep working afterwards. we just want good stuff and to not have to give all the rights away
no-one is getting rich off of these projects. everyone will need to keep working afterwards. we just want good stuff and to not have to give all the rights away
"We just want to do good work and each make a decent living and keep the lights on" is still a radical idea in comparison to how everything has always worked but it's not fantastical.
February 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
this is another key theory behind Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt
no-one is getting rich off of these projects. everyone will need to keep working afterwards. we just want good stuff and to not have to give all the rights away
no-one is getting rich off of these projects. everyone will need to keep working afterwards. we just want good stuff and to not have to give all the rights away
the people who read bought the newspaper disagreed with me, so i bought the newspaper and made the paper print more stuff that agreed with me but the readers still didn't because they were taking into account other news sources and their real life
the obvious conclusion: i must buy their lives
the obvious conclusion: i must buy their lives
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
the people who read bought the newspaper disagreed with me, so i bought the newspaper and made the paper print more stuff that agreed with me but the readers still didn't because they were taking into account other news sources and their real life
the obvious conclusion: i must buy their lives
the obvious conclusion: i must buy their lives
i am sure they all want to be part of the heritage too but yes
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
i am sure they all want to be part of the heritage too but yes
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did you know that my publishers sell all their ebooks direct & it's generally cheaper than Amazon anyway? farragobooks.com/shop/
Shop – Farrago Books
Shop
farragobooks.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
did you know that my publishers sell all their ebooks direct & it's generally cheaper than Amazon anyway? farragobooks.com/shop/
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dril has once again been suspended by Bluesky moderation, this time for his actions while employed at the Betsy Ross museum
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
dril has once again been suspended by Bluesky moderation, this time for his actions while employed at the Betsy Ross museum
this is a list of excellent people www.chortle.co.uk/news/2026/02...
Saturday Night Live unveils its UK cast : News 2026 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide
Saturday Night Live unveils its UK cast - Eleven comics join Sky show
www.chortle.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
this is a list of excellent people www.chortle.co.uk/news/2026/02...
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Cool now free Link still
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Cool now free Link still
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Don’t forget you have until 6th March if you want to enter this year’s New Comedy Writing competition! Find out more at davidnobbsmemorialtrust.org.uk
February 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Don’t forget you have until 6th March if you want to enter this year’s New Comedy Writing competition! Find out more at davidnobbsmemorialtrust.org.uk
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if i ran a social media website
i too would seek to ban all of the good posters because i’m a fucking idiot
i too would seek to ban all of the good posters because i’m a fucking idiot
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
if i ran a social media website
i too would seek to ban all of the good posters because i’m a fucking idiot
i too would seek to ban all of the good posters because i’m a fucking idiot
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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
Membership.theonion.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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dril banned it's over bro
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
dril banned it's over bro
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Everyone who actually makes TV and films: “we can reduce production costs if you commission original, lower budget projects, are willing to back actors who aren’t household names, and dial back on bland VFX spectacle in favour of artistry”
Amazon: “haha no”
Amazon: “haha no”
Exclusive: Amazon plans to use AI to speed up TV and film production
Amazon plans to use artificial intelligence to speed up the process for making movies and TV shows even as Hollywood fears that AI will cut jobs and permanently reshape the industry.
www.reuters.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Everyone who actually makes TV and films: “we can reduce production costs if you commission original, lower budget projects, are willing to back actors who aren’t household names, and dial back on bland VFX spectacle in favour of artistry”
Amazon: “haha no”
Amazon: “haha no”
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i made a helpful chart to understand my mental state
February 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i made a helpful chart to understand my mental state
i hope we get to see some media reporters telling off sports fans who cancel their wapo subscription now that they no longer cover sport. "just because the product doesn't serve your needs any more doesn't mean you get to stop paying for it!" they could say, while getting the shit kicked out of them
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
i hope we get to see some media reporters telling off sports fans who cancel their wapo subscription now that they no longer cover sport. "just because the product doesn't serve your needs any more doesn't mean you get to stop paying for it!" they could say, while getting the shit kicked out of them
i'd love to hear more about this non-sinking boat that you're apparently aware of
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
i'd love to hear more about this non-sinking boat that you're apparently aware of
the main reason it would be good for starmer to go over mandelson/epstein is that it would absolutely infuriate a lot of americans on bsky dot app that the british have the moral high ground over them
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the main reason it would be good for starmer to go over mandelson/epstein is that it would absolutely infuriate a lot of americans on bsky dot app that the british have the moral high ground over them