"Sweet Man" Cam
@malaiseforever.bsky.social
this is not how i imagined life turning out for me
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it's so interesting how every single person has lost their fucking mind, and how every day we are exposed to new ways in which someone can lose their fucking minds, ways that we had considered possible but almost mythical, like we're all explorers who keep happening upon lost worlds of madness
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Did you hear the latest about former NYC Mayor Eric Adams? Apparently he plans to make a speech at the UN promoting a new approach to international unity and peace through the mutual enjoyment of America's hottest rock band. Yeah, he's calling it "Adams for Geese" ...
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Did you hear the latest about former NYC Mayor Eric Adams? Apparently he plans to make a speech at the UN promoting a new approach to international unity and peace through the mutual enjoyment of America's hottest rock band. Yeah, he's calling it "Adams for Geese" ...
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I got my @mkupperman.bsky.social originals today!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I got my @mkupperman.bsky.social originals today!!
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FUCK LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA AND FUCK "HAMILTON"!!! 😭😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
FUCK LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA AND FUCK "HAMILTON"!!! 😭😭😭😭
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Activating clam mode
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Activating clam mode
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doomerism Heathcliff
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
doomerism Heathcliff
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My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
wow borderlands 4 is heads and shoulders above anything since borderlands 2 but it definitely doesn't even feel like a borderlands game
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
wow borderlands 4 is heads and shoulders above anything since borderlands 2 but it definitely doesn't even feel like a borderlands game
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This mf is going to bomb Venezuela isn’t he
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This mf is going to bomb Venezuela isn’t he
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@malaiseforever.bsky.social has swears! They've used 873 profanities in their last 4,517 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (100 times)
🥈 "fuck" (98 times)
🥉 "damn" (82 times)
🥇 "fucking" (100 times)
🥈 "fuck" (98 times)
🥉 "damn" (82 times)
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@malaiseforever.bsky.social has swears! They've used 873 profanities in their last 4,517 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (100 times)
🥈 "fuck" (98 times)
🥉 "damn" (82 times)
🥇 "fucking" (100 times)
🥈 "fuck" (98 times)
🥉 "damn" (82 times)
lay it on my you fucker @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
lay it on my you fucker @profanity.accountant
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“Hey fuck off,” said Toad. “Sick of this bullshit.”
“What a joke!” said the robins. “That kite will never get off the ground.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
“Hey fuck off,” said Toad. “Sick of this bullshit.”
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Millie Bobby Brown's full real name is Millie Bonnie Brown Bon Jovi, which means if she married Billy Bob Thornton, he could take her names, and be Billy Bob Bonnie Brown Bon Jovi.
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Millie Bobby Brown's full real name is Millie Bonnie Brown Bon Jovi, which means if she married Billy Bob Thornton, he could take her names, and be Billy Bob Bonnie Brown Bon Jovi.
Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
Another fine Tecca product
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Another fine Tecca product
I’m doing my old timey strong man poses for the family. Everyone is whispering to each other, which is considerate since I am going to extreme lengths to maintain concentration
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m doing my old timey strong man poses for the family. Everyone is whispering to each other, which is considerate since I am going to extreme lengths to maintain concentration
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
bob, what the fuck
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
bob, what the fuck
The new Knives Out movie has received great reviews. You folks seen this one yet? Buzz is so good that a follow up movie has just been greenlit with Oprah Winfrey confirmed to executive produce. Sources say she wants to call the next film Wake Up, Steadman! #qualityyucks #humoristsofbluesky
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The new Knives Out movie has received great reviews. You folks seen this one yet? Buzz is so good that a follow up movie has just been greenlit with Oprah Winfrey confirmed to executive produce. Sources say she wants to call the next film Wake Up, Steadman! #qualityyucks #humoristsofbluesky
you've got a degree in baloney
Futurama: Homeopathic Medicine
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November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
you've got a degree in baloney
you'll be glad of beans
adulthood is realizing beans are literally the greatest food ever
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
you'll be glad of beans
I enjoy sharing stories of my time in the corporate world and hearing similar stories from other professionals. I look forward to connecting!
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I enjoy sharing stories of my time in the corporate world and hearing similar stories from other professionals. I look forward to connecting!
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Alright folks, big news out of the world of country music. The guys from Brooks and Dunn are opening a western-themed rug store. You hear this? Yeah, that's right. Apparently they're calling Jute Scootin Boogie! [bass glissando] This is the last day of my life
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Alright folks, big news out of the world of country music. The guys from Brooks and Dunn are opening a western-themed rug store. You hear this? Yeah, that's right. Apparently they're calling Jute Scootin Boogie! [bass glissando] This is the last day of my life