Jimmy LeChristmas
@lechased.bsky.social
used to be able to dunk
Getting your ass kicked by a guy who throws punches with the conviction of a theater kid
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Getting your ass kicked by a guy who throws punches with the conviction of a theater kid
Pretty sure the owl in the tree outside my house was in Breath of the Wild.
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pretty sure the owl in the tree outside my house was in Breath of the Wild.
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Taking a break from Gravity’s Rainbow to read Frankenstein for the first time since middle school.
This book is good as hell.
It’s also very, very funny how often Victor is like “THIS IS A CAUTIONARY TALE. DO NOT TRY TO DO THIS.”within the first 50 pages.
This book is good as hell.
It’s also very, very funny how often Victor is like “THIS IS A CAUTIONARY TALE. DO NOT TRY TO DO THIS.”within the first 50 pages.
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Taking a break from Gravity’s Rainbow to read Frankenstein for the first time since middle school.
This book is good as hell.
It’s also very, very funny how often Victor is like “THIS IS A CAUTIONARY TALE. DO NOT TRY TO DO THIS.”within the first 50 pages.
This book is good as hell.
It’s also very, very funny how often Victor is like “THIS IS A CAUTIONARY TALE. DO NOT TRY TO DO THIS.”within the first 50 pages.
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If life is like a box of chocolates, I’m sorry I took a bite out of all of em & left all the weird tasting ones 4 you. I’m fucked up I’m sorry
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If life is like a box of chocolates, I’m sorry I took a bite out of all of em & left all the weird tasting ones 4 you. I’m fucked up I’m sorry
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They should let Andrew Tate box a gun next.
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They should let Andrew Tate box a gun next.
I got punched in the face a few times when I was a teen and was like “oh. No thank you.” each time. It’s not a fun experience but it is a humbling one and teaches young people the vital lesson of “talk shit, get hit.”
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I got punched in the face a few times when I was a teen and was like “oh. No thank you.” each time. It’s not a fun experience but it is a humbling one and teaches young people the vital lesson of “talk shit, get hit.”
Having a double broken jaw isn’t funny. It’s twice as funny.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Having a double broken jaw isn’t funny. It’s twice as funny.
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Great new Nic Cage movie The Rock came out last year I think.
What's the oldest movie you think of as "new"? I just realised I think WALL-E is "recent Pixar".
December 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Great new Nic Cage movie The Rock came out last year I think.
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Rich people are such miserable fucks nowadays that we’re halfway in a recession and I don’t think poor people are even jealous of their lifestyle
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Rich people are such miserable fucks nowadays that we’re halfway in a recession and I don’t think poor people are even jealous of their lifestyle
I would prefer if money didn’t exist. Who do I email about this?
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I would prefer if money didn’t exist. Who do I email about this?
I got a Coca Cola with lunch today but the Santa on the bottle’s dick was out.
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I got a Coca Cola with lunch today but the Santa on the bottle’s dick was out.
I like weed too much and it helps with too many of my issues to ever stop using it, but it’s very darkly funny that I think all other drugs are lame now because the tech guys use them and call it, like, psycho engineering or whatever lame shit makes me go “ugh no thanks that’s for dorks.”
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I like weed too much and it helps with too many of my issues to ever stop using it, but it’s very darkly funny that I think all other drugs are lame now because the tech guys use them and call it, like, psycho engineering or whatever lame shit makes me go “ugh no thanks that’s for dorks.”
I could burn way faster than that.
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I could burn way faster than that.
Season 3 of Foundation puts Lee Pace in Jesus mixed with The Dude costuming and, like, it’s unfair how hot that guy is. Just rude.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Season 3 of Foundation puts Lee Pace in Jesus mixed with The Dude costuming and, like, it’s unfair how hot that guy is. Just rude.
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Getting into arguments with my friend marmalade who is an orange cat where she yowls at me and I tell her 'well I cant help that' and she yowls again and I say 'Sure but its not my problem'
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Getting into arguments with my friend marmalade who is an orange cat where she yowls at me and I tell her 'well I cant help that' and she yowls again and I say 'Sure but its not my problem'
The foxes waited a respectful 9 days before returning to the yard after Lucky’s passing. They trotted through together. Paused by the area the 3 of them shared as a pee spot. And left. Lovely.
The deer were basically on my porch the day it happened like “soooo we are gonna eat everything now okay?”
The deer were basically on my porch the day it happened like “soooo we are gonna eat everything now okay?”
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The foxes waited a respectful 9 days before returning to the yard after Lucky’s passing. They trotted through together. Paused by the area the 3 of them shared as a pee spot. And left. Lovely.
The deer were basically on my porch the day it happened like “soooo we are gonna eat everything now okay?”
The deer were basically on my porch the day it happened like “soooo we are gonna eat everything now okay?”
It’s crazy how good Terrance Mann is in Foundation when he’s only acted in the Critter franchise.
I assume. I’m not looking it up. He’s the bounty hunter from Critters and Brother Dusk. That’s who he is.
I assume. I’m not looking it up. He’s the bounty hunter from Critters and Brother Dusk. That’s who he is.
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It’s crazy how good Terrance Mann is in Foundation when he’s only acted in the Critter franchise.
I assume. I’m not looking it up. He’s the bounty hunter from Critters and Brother Dusk. That’s who he is.
I assume. I’m not looking it up. He’s the bounty hunter from Critters and Brother Dusk. That’s who he is.
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playing “big rock candy mountain” for 15 gen z kids and radicalizing the entire generation
April 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
playing “big rock candy mountain” for 15 gen z kids and radicalizing the entire generation
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“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here
If I lived in space I’d be fine. You could put me on one of the outer planets with the weird aliens and I’d be good to go. Happy even. Maybe even happier than I am here. No weird aliens here. Big mark in the con column for me staying here on Earth and not going to space.
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
If I lived in space I’d be fine. You could put me on one of the outer planets with the weird aliens and I’d be good to go. Happy even. Maybe even happier than I am here. No weird aliens here. Big mark in the con column for me staying here on Earth and not going to space.
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I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television