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Cool Jim
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Got an update on Lucky. He’s mostly tubes from what I understand. They won’t let me see him, which is probably good because I’d be all tears seeing him like that, but my bff/his mom brought him food and he got up to drink water and say hi.

To be honest? I’m hopeful, but prepared for the worst.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Watching Glass Onion and am once again floored by how funny Dave Bautista is. Good god that dude’s timing is impeccable. Feel like he could fuck around and win an Oscar at some point. What a showman.
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
King shit from our weirdo emeritus of white dudes.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The answer is no, Jimmy Kimmel. I do not hate boobs.
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Having a hard time at work and people keep saying “play the game” and I’m, like, super competitive and good at games but I have no idea what they’re talking about here. Dumb idiots think this is a tv show
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Diaz to the Dodgers? Okay fine now I’m mad.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pretty much the only good thing about The Boys/Gen V is how they treat a world with super powered people as an existential annoyance. Everybody gets they could get nuked by one of these jabronis but some part of then knows the super heroes are dumb as shit. Terrible show with a funny backbone.
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I don’t want or need sympathy or empathy right now, I’ve been through this before and know a 50/50 chance isn’t what you think it is, so I’m just going to be upset until he comes home or I find out my whole life is going to be very different from now on. What I would like? Just remember my boy.
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The thing that’s truly scary about modern times is can you even imagine what these guys would do if one of them was even kind of smart and had adequate charisma? We really are lucky these doofuses are so appalling or else we’d be super fucked.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Things are going well when I wake up at 11:45pm and think “I should get up and watch The Killer again.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m watching A Serious Man about it. You can’t stop me.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Lucky is in the hospital. Will be for a day or two. Not sure if he is a coming back or not. Been a long day. Going to bed.
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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this was as intimidating as a person could get in the late 80's
May 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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[on the set of Scarface]

AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]

DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Really sucks that Rocky is a chud. I should’ve seen it coming, but it still sucks. Stallone you fuckin asshole. 50 years of building a legacy just to throw it away for photo op with President Baby.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Writing a book called WASP Diaspora about the, uh, I don’t know? Way country clubs are woke now? I gotta come up with something Simon & Schuster advanced me $400,000 before I finished posting this. God damn the right loves this dumb shit.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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COL. KURTZ: fetch me my tape recorder... i must inform those bureaucrats at headquarters of my snail dream
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Night Court creator and 4 time Emmy nominee Rheinhold Weege says
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It’s fucking with my head that Uncut Gems came out 6 years ago. I’m pretty sure it was just last year, which was at least 27 years ago.
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Night Court creator and 4 time Emmy nominee Rheinhold Weege says
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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“My son’s an editor, he watched Lawrence of Arabia on his phone.”
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Night Court writer Rheinhold Weege
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
SCOOP: I’m stoned as hell, man. Damn.
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM