Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
What gets me about AI content is that it's so, so UGLY. It's like when those scientists were like, "Well we've averaged out the signals that reach earth and the color of the universe is brown." They made a machine that can only make brown.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
What gets me about AI content is that it's so, so UGLY. It's like when those scientists were like, "Well we've averaged out the signals that reach earth and the color of the universe is brown." They made a machine that can only make brown.
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I have 40+ prints that I'm planning to discontinue at the end of the year--student work, stuff that didn't sell as well as I hoped, a few I just don't like--and for Black Friday/Cyber Monday they are Buy 2, Get 2 with code TURKEYS. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have 40+ prints that I'm planning to discontinue at the end of the year--student work, stuff that didn't sell as well as I hoped, a few I just don't like--and for Black Friday/Cyber Monday they are Buy 2, Get 2 with code TURKEYS. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
The red Gargoyle is the worst.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The red Gargoyle is the worst.
I would hope so!
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I would hope so!
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section https://theonion.com/u-s-economic-recovery-resting-on-man-currently-perusin-1819572979/
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section https://theonion.com/u-s-economic-recovery-resting-on-man-currently-perusin-1819572979/
Just have to send one (1) email and then I can convince myself I can take the rest of the day off to go to the museum. (I probably won't make it to the museum.)
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just have to send one (1) email and then I can convince myself I can take the rest of the day off to go to the museum. (I probably won't make it to the museum.)
Hell is waiting three minutes for Chrome to close a Screenrant tab about Josh Gad being paid $60 million dollars.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hell is waiting three minutes for Chrome to close a Screenrant tab about Josh Gad being paid $60 million dollars.
I have 40+ prints that I'm planning to discontinue at the end of the year--student work, stuff that didn't sell as well as I hoped, a few I just don't like--and for Black Friday/Cyber Monday they are Buy 2, Get 2 with code TURKEYS. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have 40+ prints that I'm planning to discontinue at the end of the year--student work, stuff that didn't sell as well as I hoped, a few I just don't like--and for Black Friday/Cyber Monday they are Buy 2, Get 2 with code TURKEYS. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
Happy Black Friday from Gamblynch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Happy Black Friday from Gamblynch.
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Give the gift of Picard: brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Give the gift of Picard: brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
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There should be a Star Wars guy called Yungshell Dawn.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
There should be a Star Wars guy called Yungshell Dawn.
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And also with you
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And also with you
This is like the only good thing to happen in ten years
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is like the only good thing to happen in ten years
They should remake Coach as a serious drama, like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air remake.
After this payout, I believe Brian Kelly will have made roughly $112 million in salary since that Notre Dame student videographer died taping Kelly's practice in high winds in 2010
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They should remake Coach as a serious drama, like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air remake.
Everyone slept on Paddington in Peru.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Everyone slept on Paddington in Peru.
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Last night, I stopped a DVD while I fetched a glass of water, and returned to see this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Last night, I stopped a DVD while I fetched a glass of water, and returned to see this.
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Stranger Things is the dumbest show, lol.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Stranger Things is the dumbest show, lol.
Every year EA releases a new edition of Dauber NFL.
Anyway, the finale also says Dauber took over as coach and won a couple Super Bowls, so they ought to make a show now about Dauber having 53 million dollars.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Every year EA releases a new edition of Dauber NFL.
In the series finale of Coach, Coach decides to move back to Minnesota and raise his son instead of taking a five year contract worth $1 million per year + a 2% stake in an NFL team and watching that made me go "YOU FOOL. YOU MORON. YOU HAVE KILLED YOUR CHILD'S DREAMS."
NEWS: LSU informed former coach Brian Kelly on Wednesday that he has been terminated without cause, clearing the way for him to receive the full $53 million buyout of his contract.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In the series finale of Coach, Coach decides to move back to Minnesota and raise his son instead of taking a five year contract worth $1 million per year + a 2% stake in an NFL team and watching that made me go "YOU FOOL. YOU MORON. YOU HAVE KILLED YOUR CHILD'S DREAMS."