"Sweet Man" Cam
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this is not how i imagined life turning out for me
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it's so interesting how every single person has lost their fucking mind, and how every day we are exposed to new ways in which someone can lose their fucking minds, ways that we had considered possible but almost mythical, like we're all explorers who keep happening upon lost worlds of madness
Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
Another fine Tecca product
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Another fine Tecca product
I’m doing my old timey strong man poses for the family. Everyone is whispering to each other, which is considerate since I am going to extreme lengths to maintain concentration
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m doing my old timey strong man poses for the family. Everyone is whispering to each other, which is considerate since I am going to extreme lengths to maintain concentration
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
bob, what the fuck
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
bob, what the fuck
The new Knives Out movie has received great reviews. You folks seen this one yet? Buzz is so good that a follow up movie has just been greenlit with Oprah Winfrey confirmed to executive produce. Sources say she wants to call the next film Wake Up, Steadman! #qualityyucks #humoristsofbluesky
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The new Knives Out movie has received great reviews. You folks seen this one yet? Buzz is so good that a follow up movie has just been greenlit with Oprah Winfrey confirmed to executive produce. Sources say she wants to call the next film Wake Up, Steadman! #qualityyucks #humoristsofbluesky
you've got a degree in baloney
Futurama: Homeopathic Medicine
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November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
you've got a degree in baloney
you'll be glad of beans
adulthood is realizing beans are literally the greatest food ever
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
you'll be glad of beans
I enjoy sharing stories of my time in the corporate world and hearing similar stories from other professionals. I look forward to connecting!
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I enjoy sharing stories of my time in the corporate world and hearing similar stories from other professionals. I look forward to connecting!
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Alright folks, big news out of the world of country music. The guys from Brooks and Dunn are opening a western-themed rug store. You hear this? Yeah, that's right. Apparently they're calling Jute Scootin Boogie! [bass glissando] This is the last day of my life
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Alright folks, big news out of the world of country music. The guys from Brooks and Dunn are opening a western-themed rug store. You hear this? Yeah, that's right. Apparently they're calling Jute Scootin Boogie! [bass glissando] This is the last day of my life
I told him he could take it. He dug it out of the bin like the dog he is
My neighbor called and texted to ask for boxes he said he saw me breaking down. Chill out Joe. I’m not dealing with this today
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I told him he could take it. He dug it out of the bin like the dog he is
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I know we eat a lot of tiny crustaceans but I never considered how they feel about it. I guess you could say I lack shrimpathy
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I know we eat a lot of tiny crustaceans but I never considered how they feel about it. I guess you could say I lack shrimpathy
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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🚨 BOAT STUCK 🚨
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
🚨 BOAT STUCK 🚨
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives — theonion.com/grandma-than...
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives
KNOXVILLE, TN—In a development her family began referring to as a “stroke of luck,” local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died Thursday before her granddaughter arrived to Thanksgiving dinner wit...
theonion.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives — theonion.com/grandma-than...
Going to celebrate the holiday by watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Going to celebrate the holiday by watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
If I could tell my younger self one thing it’s that the future is weirder than he could possibly imagine
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If I could tell my younger self one thing it’s that the future is weirder than he could possibly imagine
the brands want you to know they are thanksful for you! :)
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
the brands want you to know they are thanksful for you! :)
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I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
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Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
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thinking about her today…
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
thinking about her today…
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Johnny Depp being raptured and you hear all his rings clanking on the ground
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Johnny Depp being raptured and you hear all his rings clanking on the ground
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you’re a guy shopping for sex toys online and you click on a section called “masturbators” it should just take you to a picture of yourself. If you’re shopping for someone else it should take you to a picture of your dad.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you’re a guy shopping for sex toys online and you click on a section called “masturbators” it should just take you to a picture of yourself. If you’re shopping for someone else it should take you to a picture of your dad.
My neighbor called and texted to ask for boxes he said he saw me breaking down. Chill out Joe. I’m not dealing with this today
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My neighbor called and texted to ask for boxes he said he saw me breaking down. Chill out Joe. I’m not dealing with this today