Dr. Twink, Ketamine Woman
@subtlebeast.bsky.social
LA | Gaymer | Film | World's Strongest June Squibb Fan™️
Thank you orchestra you've been wonderful
Thank you orchestra you've been wonderful
Pinned
(Me, trying to fall asleep)
My brain: I wonder how many people globally watched Nightbitch today
My brain: I wonder how many people globally watched Nightbitch today
February 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
(Me, trying to fall asleep)
My brain: I wonder how many people globally watched Nightbitch today
My brain: I wonder how many people globally watched Nightbitch today
Uh oh I might be becoming a chain necklace gay
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Uh oh I might be becoming a chain necklace gay
Finished Industry season 1 and absolutely despise everyone and can't to watch season 2
February 7, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Finished Industry season 1 and absolutely despise everyone and can't to watch season 2
I just think the Andorran flag bearer Joan Verdu is
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I just think the Andorran flag bearer Joan Verdu is
Olympic opening ceremonies are an amazing opportunity for the host country to show the entire world how gay their culture is
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Olympic opening ceremonies are an amazing opportunity for the host country to show the entire world how gay their culture is
Shoulder day
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Shoulder day
Build back better
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Build back better
Apparently huge hogs make you better at ski jumping?? Brb gotta sign up
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Apparently huge hogs make you better at ski jumping?? Brb gotta sign up
In case you thought I was joking
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
In case you thought I was joking
I wrote a short story in 1st grade about a sentient high heel named Holly who was also a model
how did you know you were a lil fruity ??
February 5, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I wrote a short story in 1st grade about a sentient high heel named Holly who was also a model
Titapalooza 2026 complete! Hit 412x4 on the decline machine. Big boy stays big
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Titapalooza 2026 complete! Hit 412x4 on the decline machine. Big boy stays big
Started Industry and it makes me deeply long to be in a London pub around 6:30pm that's absolutely brimming with big booty finance bros in their slim navy suits
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Started Industry and it makes me deeply long to be in a London pub around 6:30pm that's absolutely brimming with big booty finance bros in their slim navy suits
Just to clarify I had a dermatologist checkup, I did not get a second butt lol I posted this on Insta stories and someone earnestly replied they are sending prayers whoops
February 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Just to clarify I had a dermatologist checkup, I did not get a second butt lol I posted this on Insta stories and someone earnestly replied they are sending prayers whoops
Dermatologist said my skin is "perfect"
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Dermatologist said my skin is "perfect"
Getting a second butt installed
February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Getting a second butt installed
It kinda just keeps going
February 3, 2026 at 8:20 AM
It kinda just keeps going
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Honestly one of the least surprising parts of the Epstein Files. Like this is kind of exactly what I figured this old bag of farts was up to
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Honestly one of the least surprising parts of the Epstein Files. Like this is kind of exactly what I figured this old bag of farts was up to
When the profile says 5'11 but the pictures say hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
When the profile says 5'11 but the pictures say hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go
If I send you this I'm done talking, I don't want to be here and I'm leaving before my obligations are fulfilled
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
If I send you this I'm done talking, I don't want to be here and I'm leaving before my obligations are fulfilled
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the tall guy with huge ass representation I've ben begging for. I finally feel seen!!!
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the tall guy with huge ass representation I've ben begging for. I finally feel seen!!!
You could've held a gun to my head for a week and I would've never guessed this was Kelly Osbourne
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
You could've held a gun to my head for a week and I would've never guessed this was Kelly Osbourne