Dr. Twink, Ketamine Woman
@subtlebeast.bsky.social
LA | Gaymer | Film | World's Strongest June Squibb Fan™️
Thank you orchestra you've been wonderful
Thank you orchestra you've been wonderful
Pinned
I love the math of if I go to the gym 6 days in a row every week for a month I start to feel and look slightly better but if I don't go to the gym 2 days in a row I gain 20 pounds and lose all my muscle
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I love the math of if I go to the gym 6 days in a row every week for a month I start to feel and look slightly better but if I don't go to the gym 2 days in a row I gain 20 pounds and lose all my muscle
We're asking pretty please in the strongest terms possible
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
We're asking pretty please in the strongest terms possible
Once again I'm watching Industry and praying for everyone's downfall
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Once again I'm watching Industry and praying for everyone's downfall
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Why would Xi Jinping want to terminate my ice hockey and eliminate my Stanley Cup? To what end?!
🎶 To what end?🎶
🎶 To what end?🎶
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Why would Xi Jinping want to terminate my ice hockey and eliminate my Stanley Cup? To what end?!
🎶 To what end?🎶
🎶 To what end?🎶
Nightbitch
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Nightbitch
The super bowl party I was at was all gay men and the game was on in two rooms and we all just floated around not watching it in either room but we did lose our shit watching the halftime show and then collectively gasp at a dessert reveal
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
The super bowl party I was at was all gay men and the game was on in two rooms and we all just floated around not watching it in either room but we did lose our shit watching the halftime show and then collectively gasp at a dessert reveal
How long until this happens again, I want to set a reminder in my calendar
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
How long until this happens again, I want to set a reminder in my calendar
Erica Kurk looking at the merch sales numbers from the her racist half time show
two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face
ALT: two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Erica Kurk looking at the merch sales numbers from the her racist half time show
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You're ugly if you hated the half-time show sorry but it was for sexy people!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
You're ugly if you hated the half-time show sorry but it was for sexy people!!
Ok but this halftime show needs to win an Oscar somehow I'm so serious
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ok but this halftime show needs to win an Oscar somehow I'm so serious
Breaking down but still trying continue with your plans and then crashing out even harder in front of everyone is true elder millennial representation. Thank you, Lindsay Vonn, and speedy recovery queen
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Breaking down but still trying continue with your plans and then crashing out even harder in front of everyone is true elder millennial representation. Thank you, Lindsay Vonn, and speedy recovery queen
I don't know who needs to hear this but the cinematic masterpiece Nonnas won a DGA award last night 🇮🇹🇮🇹🍝🍝👨🍳👨🍳
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but the cinematic masterpiece Nonnas won a DGA award last night 🇮🇹🇮🇹🍝🍝👨🍳👨🍳
(Me, trying to fall asleep)
My brain: I wonder how many people globally watched Nightbitch today
My brain: I wonder how many people globally watched Nightbitch today
February 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
(Me, trying to fall asleep)
My brain: I wonder how many people globally watched Nightbitch today
My brain: I wonder how many people globally watched Nightbitch today
Uh oh I might be becoming a chain necklace gay
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Uh oh I might be becoming a chain necklace gay
Finished Industry season 1 and absolutely despise everyone and can't to watch season 2
February 7, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Finished Industry season 1 and absolutely despise everyone and can't to watch season 2
I just think the Andorran flag bearer Joan Verdu is
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I just think the Andorran flag bearer Joan Verdu is
Olympic opening ceremonies are an amazing opportunity for the host country to show the entire world how gay their culture is
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Olympic opening ceremonies are an amazing opportunity for the host country to show the entire world how gay their culture is
Shoulder day
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Shoulder day
Build back better
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Build back better
Apparently huge hogs make you better at ski jumping?? Brb gotta sign up
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Apparently huge hogs make you better at ski jumping?? Brb gotta sign up
In case you thought I was joking
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
In case you thought I was joking
I wrote a short story in 1st grade about a sentient high heel named Holly who was also a model
how did you know you were a lil fruity ??
February 5, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I wrote a short story in 1st grade about a sentient high heel named Holly who was also a model
Titapalooza 2026 complete! Hit 412x4 on the decline machine. Big boy stays big
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Titapalooza 2026 complete! Hit 412x4 on the decline machine. Big boy stays big