Dr. Twink, Ketamine Woman
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LA | Gaymer | Film | World's Strongest June Squibb Fan™️
Thank you orchestra you've been wonderful
Thank you orchestra you've been wonderful
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Being gay in your 40s is all about having a couple of gay friends you have one-sided sexual tension with who you can text "bored, wanna get a cocktail?" and they say yes 75% of the time so you get impromptu drinks and have the best time. Also if you don't text each other for 8 months no one gives af
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Being gay in your 40s is all about having a couple of gay friends you have one-sided sexual tension with who you can text "bored, wanna get a cocktail?" and they say yes 75% of the time so you get impromptu drinks and have the best time. Also if you don't text each other for 8 months no one gives af
Cuddle session with the queens
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Cuddle session with the queens
Just guessed the Wordle in one guess for the first time omg
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just guessed the Wordle in one guess for the first time omg
Goodnight from my one good pic and whatever this blurry pic is
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Goodnight from my one good pic and whatever this blurry pic is
Got in a convo about the death of the American dream at the Eagle w/ a dom in a cop uniform. Pup sat hugging his leg. Told .dom about my dad who ran a plumbing shop that'd been in our fam for 120 yrs until it failed in '08 and my dad blew his brains out. Pup kept hugging the dom's leg, a v good boy
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Got in a convo about the death of the American dream at the Eagle w/ a dom in a cop uniform. Pup sat hugging his leg. Told .dom about my dad who ran a plumbing shop that'd been in our fam for 120 yrs until it failed in '08 and my dad blew his brains out. Pup kept hugging the dom's leg, a v good boy
Hot guy I follow on Insta had a poll question in his stories, which was "Hello, how are you" so I filled in "Whatever happened to" and I really hope he gets it
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Hot guy I follow on Insta had a poll question in his stories, which was "Hello, how are you" so I filled in "Whatever happened to" and I really hope he gets it
The Testament of Ann Lee is a musical about the lady who created the Shaker religion. I haven't seen it so in my mind every song they dance to is Shake It Out by Florence & The Machine
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Testament of Ann Lee is a musical about the lady who created the Shaker religion. I haven't seen it so in my mind every song they dance to is Shake It Out by Florence & The Machine
We need to bring back the George Michael Last Christmas aesthetic for men. Bring back men who look like Princess Diana
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We need to bring back the George Michael Last Christmas aesthetic for men. Bring back men who look like Princess Diana
Oh no one of my skeets broke containment
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Oh no one of my skeets broke containment
I just want to cut to the part of my life where I'm an elderly British character actress who rolls onto set at 10am, says "Good heavens!!!" into camera six times and then is home for tea by 3pm
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I just want to cut to the part of my life where I'm an elderly British character actress who rolls onto set at 10am, says "Good heavens!!!" into camera six times and then is home for tea by 3pm
Boots vs Heated Rivalry
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Boots vs Heated Rivalry
I sat in the sauna ama
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I sat in the sauna ama
Husband forgot his laptop, frantically called me from LAX and so guess who drove to LAX in 45 min in rush hour even though the map said 1 hr 7 min and got the laptop to him 10 min before his plane boarded? This bitch.
a man is sitting in front of a window with blinds and saying `` i 'm a god '' .
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a window with blinds and saying `` i 'm a god '' .
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December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Husband forgot his laptop, frantically called me from LAX and so guess who drove to LAX in 45 min in rush hour even though the map said 1 hr 7 min and got the laptop to him 10 min before his plane boarded? This bitch.
I've always thought the spot on my dog kinda looks like Little Richard, or a dude with a pompadour
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've always thought the spot on my dog kinda looks like Little Richard, or a dude with a pompadour
Fleetwood Mac every minute of the 1970s:
I want snow
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fleetwood Mac every minute of the 1970s:
Me to oomf after we're done
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Me to oomf after we're done
Oh no my listening age was "mesozoic"
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh no my listening age was "mesozoic"
Perpetually rewriting the novel I finished in summer 2021, no end in sight, just vibing and imposter syndroming and opening up the dirty window, feeling the rain on my skin etc
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Perpetually rewriting the novel I finished in summer 2021, no end in sight, just vibing and imposter syndroming and opening up the dirty window, feeling the rain on my skin etc
Wait why didn't anyone tell me Olivia Nuzzi looks like a drag queen doing Cathy Moriarty for Snatch Game
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wait why didn't anyone tell me Olivia Nuzzi looks like a drag queen doing Cathy Moriarty for Snatch Game
This feels exactly the same as Taylor Swift winning album of the year
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This feels exactly the same as Taylor Swift winning album of the year
Enter password ok let's make sure its you we texted you a code ok now input a 2nd code from the Authenticator App but first add your account to the app to do so we sent a code to your email which you cant access ok input PIN answer security questions OOPS you tried too many times try again in 24 hrs
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Enter password ok let's make sure its you we texted you a code ok now input a 2nd code from the Authenticator App but first add your account to the app to do so we sent a code to your email which you cant access ok input PIN answer security questions OOPS you tried too many times try again in 24 hrs
Who's listening to Annie Lennox's classic and very creepy Christmas album again this year?
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Who's listening to Annie Lennox's classic and very creepy Christmas album again this year?
The way LA gay bars are way more puritanical than most American city's gay bars needs to be studied. An LA gay would explode like a cumtomic bomb if he stepped one (1) foot into the Hole at Jackhammer in Chicago
We really need to bring back porn in LA gay bars
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The way LA gay bars are way more puritanical than most American city's gay bars needs to be studied. An LA gay would explode like a cumtomic bomb if he stepped one (1) foot into the Hole at Jackhammer in Chicago