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Every gay friend group has a:
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Every gay friend group has a:
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
- Mom
- Drunk Marlboro scratch ticket aunt
- Delinquent teenage daughter
- Gentle OCD Cern physicist
- Tyler
Dogs walking in the pride parade in 90 heat like
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Dogs walking in the pride parade in 90 heat like
Palm Springs Airport should have a big sign out front that says "shipping in bottoms 7 days a week"
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Palm Springs Airport should have a big sign out front that says "shipping in bottoms 7 days a week"
Having fun at Pride inside the giant inflatable colon
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Having fun at Pride inside the giant inflatable colon
Having fun at Pride inside the giant inflatable colon
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Having fun at Pride inside the giant inflatable colon
Brb headed to the Botox store and asking for the Walter Mercado
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Brb headed to the Botox store and asking for the Walter Mercado
Made the mistake of checking my bank account today
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Made the mistake of checking my bank account today
When the Uber is 2 min away for 12 min
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When the Uber is 2 min away for 12 min
Time for a weekend of exquisite, sensible fagguèttry
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Time for a weekend of exquisite, sensible fagguèttry
Not me playing Connections for a whole year and not realizing the color of a group is its difficulty
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Not me playing Connections for a whole year and not realizing the color of a group is its difficulty
Goodnight moon
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Goodnight moon
Who else is going to Palm Springs Pride this weekend? I'll be the tall guy with the big butt
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Who else is going to Palm Springs Pride this weekend? I'll be the tall guy with the big butt
It Was Just An Amazing Movie
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It Was Just An Amazing Movie
Shoulder day (bicep back to looking like a bicep and not a Duplo block)
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Shoulder day (bicep back to looking like a bicep and not a Duplo block)
Underdiscussed reason why Bros sucked: the Debra Messing cameo. She's always been a straight person's idea of a gay icon when most gays actually think she's annoying and boring
You’d think that my favorite Zohran meltdowns would be the hedge fund guys and dudebros, your Bills Ackman, your Daves Portnoy and so on (and that is great, don’t get me wrong)— but no: Debra Messing is the gift that keeps on giving, due to the BITCHY bitchy writeups in the queer press.
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Underdiscussed reason why Bros sucked: the Debra Messing cameo. She's always been a straight person's idea of a gay icon when most gays actually think she's annoying and boring
How my arm looks in the mirror at the gym while I'm curling vs how it looks when I try to take a pic
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
How my arm looks in the mirror at the gym while I'm curling vs how it looks when I try to take a pic
Ok but why is my bicep rectangular
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ok but why is my bicep rectangular
Have Debra and Cold Sore Rappaport been arrested and hauled away on free trans buses to their mandatory gay sharia conversion therapy yet
November 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Have Debra and Cold Sore Rappaport been arrested and hauled away on free trans buses to their mandatory gay sharia conversion therapy yet
34 year old on Scruff asked me (42) if I'm into dad/son
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
34 year old on Scruff asked me (42) if I'm into dad/son
I hope Debra has an equally bad day today. Like she shits herself at a Le Pain Quotidian or something
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I hope Debra has an equally bad day today. Like she shits herself at a Le Pain Quotidian or something
Good things can still happen
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Good things can still happen
Rumsfeld: Where you been? We were waiting forever. Scalia is already dancing naked with a lampshade on his head and Colin Powell is passed out.
Dick Cheney: Sorry, got held up.
Rumsfeld: What happened since we left?
Dick Cheney: You don't want to know. Let's party.
Dick Cheney: Sorry, got held up.
Rumsfeld: What happened since we left?
Dick Cheney: You don't want to know. Let's party.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Rumsfeld: Where you been? We were waiting forever. Scalia is already dancing naked with a lampshade on his head and Colin Powell is passed out.
Dick Cheney: Sorry, got held up.
Rumsfeld: What happened since we left?
Dick Cheney: You don't want to know. Let's party.
Dick Cheney: Sorry, got held up.
Rumsfeld: What happened since we left?
Dick Cheney: You don't want to know. Let's party.
Reintroduction Thread:
Name(s): John, Joyce Carol Throats
Pronouns: he/him
Location: LA
Interests: Video games, pool (342 Fargo Rate), golf, Legos, all things Oscars, being generally large
Vocation: Corporate Learning Facilitator/Instructional Designer
Name(s): John, Joyce Carol Throats
Pronouns: he/him
Location: LA
Interests: Video games, pool (342 Fargo Rate), golf, Legos, all things Oscars, being generally large
Vocation: Corporate Learning Facilitator/Instructional Designer
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Reintroduction Thread:
Name(s): John, Joyce Carol Throats
Pronouns: he/him
Location: LA
Interests: Video games, pool (342 Fargo Rate), golf, Legos, all things Oscars, being generally large
Vocation: Corporate Learning Facilitator/Instructional Designer
Name(s): John, Joyce Carol Throats
Pronouns: he/him
Location: LA
Interests: Video games, pool (342 Fargo Rate), golf, Legos, all things Oscars, being generally large
Vocation: Corporate Learning Facilitator/Instructional Designer
My dogs simply cannot understand why we're not going to the park when the sun is at the going to the park angle
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My dogs simply cannot understand why we're not going to the park when the sun is at the going to the park angle
The CIA calling Kathryn Bigelow and her manager with another movie idea like:
a person wearing a ghostface mask is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone .
ALT: a person wearing a ghostface mask is sitting on a couch holding a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The CIA calling Kathryn Bigelow and her manager with another movie idea like: