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@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Queer. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
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I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast
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that's the thing about 25 year old boys, I keep getting older and they keep wanting to fuck me
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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this is the most 10pm feeling 6:42 I've ever had
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Watching All Her Fault and I love that even more so than the book it really hammers home how often even mothers who work outside the home take on much of the mental load of child-rearing 🙃
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What if we all just made a pact to phone it the fuck in at work until after the new year
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Women, if you’re wondering what men are thinking, don’t. They’re not
November 20, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Please admire this roast chicken I made yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It’s possible I’m a lil drunk already y’all
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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These two posts sum up my personality perfectly

@littlelemontart.being.baby
@jenetmms.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What’s everyone up to today? I’m cooking a four course meal for my partner and then going to a pub to see a live version of Alice’s restaurant

Thankful for all of you, especially my Twitter OGs. You’re the best little online community I could hope for 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sure sex is great but have you ever gotten into clean bedding with freshly shaved legs
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
My actual toxic trait is how my brain will refute all evidence of anything positive and instead will go all in on confirmation bias to turn it all into evidence that I don’t deserve love
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
As a wise bard once said “I’m so sick of online love”
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Deep diving into the screenshots of old love letters (texts) - super great idea always 😂😭
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Friend was asking me today how I tolerate jealousy when partners have other partners and honestly to me there’s just something so special and nearly intoxicating to know that someone chooses you over and over again even though they have other people in their lives that they love
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Having a partner over for an intimate thanksgiving just the two of us and this feels like one of the most grown-up things I’ve ever done, choosing exactly who I want to spend a holiday with and not succumbing to any pressure to be around anyone I don’t want to be around
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This year I will be fighting seasonal depression by engaging in fun winter hobbies such as complaining about the cold and drinking red wine
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Doctor asked me if one of my perimenopause symptoms was a decrease in sex drive and my verbatim answer was “no I’m consistently feral and horny.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Partner cooked me a delicious dinner and is sending me home with lunch tomorrow 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Real homies dont comment on your posts they send you a screenshot of your post and comment privately in your text thread

(It’s me I’m real homies)
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Proof that you can still get it even when you’re entering your crone era
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
At the Patti Smith show and some boomer asshole asked me to SIT DOWN because I was dancing in front of her

Like this badass bitch used to play at CBGB it would be an absolute insult to fucking SIT DOWN while she slays in front of me
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Being a people pleaser is so pointless?? Nobody is ever pleased just do what you want babes
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Super opposed to misgendering anyone except cis men because calling them “baby girl” condescendingly is so fun
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
So tired of cis opinions on puberty blockers!! Shut up!! Unless you know what you’re fucking talking about!!! Okay!! Bye
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM