Benny Rollins
@bennyrollins.bsky.social
Australian Jim Morrison. Real person. Dave's mate.
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I remember when everyone's mum started using margarine in the 80s.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I remember when everyone's mum started using margarine in the 80s.
Ask 10 people to define "hate speech", get 10 different answers.
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ask 10 people to define "hate speech", get 10 different answers.
The Olympics should be gender neutral - but everyone has to be on steroids.
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Olympics should be gender neutral - but everyone has to be on steroids.
Proud that I have a polite and discreet "ahh-choo" type of sneeze.
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Proud that I have a polite and discreet "ahh-choo" type of sneeze.
[Flirting]
Do you ever think about how a solar flare would wipe out everything electronic in the world and send us back to the stone age?
Do you ever think about how a solar flare would wipe out everything electronic in the world and send us back to the stone age?
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
[Flirting]
Do you ever think about how a solar flare would wipe out everything electronic in the world and send us back to the stone age?
Do you ever think about how a solar flare would wipe out everything electronic in the world and send us back to the stone age?
Nick Fuentes and Charlie Kirk hated each other for years. Charlie described Nick as "vermin". But Nick still showed grace and respect after Charlie was murdered.
Trump is way worse than Nick Fuentes. And that's just a fact.
Trump is way worse than Nick Fuentes. And that's just a fact.
December 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nick Fuentes and Charlie Kirk hated each other for years. Charlie described Nick as "vermin". But Nick still showed grace and respect after Charlie was murdered.
Trump is way worse than Nick Fuentes. And that's just a fact.
Trump is way worse than Nick Fuentes. And that's just a fact.
Big Dorito doesn't care about you, the little guy.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Big Dorito doesn't care about you, the little guy.
I'm at the age where catching up with friends just means discussing all of our health issues.
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm at the age where catching up with friends just means discussing all of our health issues.
Whenever I want to be left alone I wear one of those hats with the flaps on the sides.
December 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Whenever I want to be left alone I wear one of those hats with the flaps on the sides.
Our ancestors survived an ice age. We should act accordingly.
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Our ancestors survived an ice age. We should act accordingly.
I only learned this year that the commandment about not taking God's name in vain isn't about swearing. And hoo boy, what a year to learn that.
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I only learned this year that the commandment about not taking God's name in vain isn't about swearing. And hoo boy, what a year to learn that.
I think we should just use science and math for choosing which TV shows we watch next, and leave everything else to magic.
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think we should just use science and math for choosing which TV shows we watch next, and leave everything else to magic.
When I die I'll probably haunt a subway for all eternity like that ghost in the movie Ghost.
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When I die I'll probably haunt a subway for all eternity like that ghost in the movie Ghost.
Sorry I'm late, I had visions of sugar plums dancing in my head.
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sorry I'm late, I had visions of sugar plums dancing in my head.
Name one democratic country that has a leader with 100% approval rating.
Remember that before you make an assumption about someone based on where they live.
Remember that before you make an assumption about someone based on where they live.
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Name one democratic country that has a leader with 100% approval rating.
Remember that before you make an assumption about someone based on where they live.
Remember that before you make an assumption about someone based on where they live.
I like my beer cold, my steak rare, and my government out of my fuckin phone.
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I like my beer cold, my steak rare, and my government out of my fuckin phone.
I don't need to be right. I need all of the facts to be correct.
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I don't need to be right. I need all of the facts to be correct.
I can tell that the people who call Russia "a gas station with nuclear weapons" have never read a book without pictures in their lives.
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I can tell that the people who call Russia "a gas station with nuclear weapons" have never read a book without pictures in their lives.
You can go to work drunk if you're not a blabber mouth.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You can go to work drunk if you're not a blabber mouth.
Israel says "Jump!".
Trump says "I have a 48 inch vertical leap. Maybe the highest vertical leap of any president ever"
Trump says "I have a 48 inch vertical leap. Maybe the highest vertical leap of any president ever"
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Israel says "Jump!".
Trump says "I have a 48 inch vertical leap. Maybe the highest vertical leap of any president ever"
Trump says "I have a 48 inch vertical leap. Maybe the highest vertical leap of any president ever"
Nobody gets in if they've said mean things about him on Twitter.
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Nobody gets in if they've said mean things about him on Twitter.
Sometimes I do a little dance in my kitchen just to remind myself that the tyranny of the rat race is not yet final.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sometimes I do a little dance in my kitchen just to remind myself that the tyranny of the rat race is not yet final.
My honest opinion about mid December is that it should be the time for winding down, not being insane.
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My honest opinion about mid December is that it should be the time for winding down, not being insane.
My country is becoming a bullshit country.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My country is becoming a bullshit country.