Benny Rollins
@bennyrollins.bsky.social
Australian Jim Morrison. Real person. Dave's mate.
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"Had a haircut?"
"Yep."
- Men
"Yep."
- Men
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Had a haircut?"
"Yep."
- Men
"Yep."
- Men
I'm very much into freedom. Old women can dress like sluts if they want to.
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm very much into freedom. Old women can dress like sluts if they want to.
20s: McDonald's drive through at 3am after a night of drinking
40s: "What's the sugar content of a banana?"
40s: "What's the sugar content of a banana?"
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
20s: McDonald's drive through at 3am after a night of drinking
40s: "What's the sugar content of a banana?"
40s: "What's the sugar content of a banana?"
"Angry on the internet" is such an unfortunate personality.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Angry on the internet" is such an unfortunate personality.
I accidentally did my morning routine in the wrong order, so today is a write off.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I accidentally did my morning routine in the wrong order, so today is a write off.
Your identity isn't even that interesting.
I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Your identity isn't even that interesting.
I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
"Living in the moment" starts at $100.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Living in the moment" starts at $100.
[Eating a fistful of ham]
You know what the problem with your generation is?
You know what the problem with your generation is?
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
[Eating a fistful of ham]
You know what the problem with your generation is?
You know what the problem with your generation is?
Weird how a hoax is a threat to national security.
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Weird how a hoax is a threat to national security.
Every day is a gift. And sometimes that gift is socks.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Every day is a gift. And sometimes that gift is socks.
We don't talk about how bad smells are also a little bit good too.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We don't talk about how bad smells are also a little bit good too.
I'm casually inserting threats into daily chit chat now.
"OK I'll catch up with you later"
"No worries. Watch your back"
"OK I'll catch up with you later"
"No worries. Watch your back"
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm casually inserting threats into daily chit chat now.
"OK I'll catch up with you later"
"No worries. Watch your back"
"OK I'll catch up with you later"
"No worries. Watch your back"
[Watching Frankenstein]
I should make some new friends.
I should make some new friends.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
[Watching Frankenstein]
I should make some new friends.
I should make some new friends.
Boomers coming undone because of emails feels so right.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Boomers coming undone because of emails feels so right.
You're not a real adult until you miss someone every day of your life.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You're not a real adult until you miss someone every day of your life.
"Everyone here is so nice!"
- Hot people
- Hot people
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Everyone here is so nice!"
- Hot people
- Hot people
[Showering in my underwear when I stay at an Air BnB]
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
[Showering in my underwear when I stay at an Air BnB]
Steve Jobs never would have allowed this.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Steve Jobs never would have allowed this.
I'm never going to New York.
Not because of the mayor. I just can't afford it.
Not because of the mayor. I just can't afford it.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm never going to New York.
Not because of the mayor. I just can't afford it.
Not because of the mayor. I just can't afford it.
Best I can do is like your post on social media in your time of need. Hope this helps.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Best I can do is like your post on social media in your time of need. Hope this helps.
You shouldn't judge people by their looks. Today, I saw a guy with tattoos all over his face, and I assumed he had a beautiful singing voice.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You shouldn't judge people by their looks. Today, I saw a guy with tattoos all over his face, and I assumed he had a beautiful singing voice.
Character before ideology.
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Character before ideology.
