Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
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Olaf Falafel
@ofalafel.bsky.social
· Apr 1
I’m very pleased to do a cover reveal for my upcoming joke book. It’s called A Poo On A Pogo Stick and it’s out on July 10th. Please share far and wide (and preorder) www.penguin.co.uk/books/473969...
How have you spent your Saturday mornings?
I’ve been entertaining a load of Brownies (not sure what the collective noun for Brownies is).
I’ve been entertaining a load of Brownies (not sure what the collective noun for Brownies is).
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
How have you spent your Saturday mornings?
I’ve been entertaining a load of Brownies (not sure what the collective noun for Brownies is).
I’ve been entertaining a load of Brownies (not sure what the collective noun for Brownies is).
SNOOPUBS!!!
Planning to do Snoopy and pubs next Friday! Snoopubs.
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
SNOOPUBS!!!
If you’re in central London over the next six weeks, there’s a Snoopy Trail in the Fleet Street Quarter. I’ve illustrated the map that shows where all 12 Snoopys are…
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you’re in central London over the next six weeks, there’s a Snoopy Trail in the Fleet Street Quarter. I’ve illustrated the map that shows where all 12 Snoopys are…
It’s National Illustration Day today - here’s a farting hyena that I’ve drawn from the new picture book I’ve got coming out next year.
#nationalillustrationday
#nationalillustrationday
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s National Illustration Day today - here’s a farting hyena that I’ve drawn from the new picture book I’ve got coming out next year.
#nationalillustrationday
#nationalillustrationday
Terrible to see the west coast gang culture infiltrating the UK
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Terrible to see the west coast gang culture infiltrating the UK
I quit my job at a bank vault due to bullion in the workplace.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I quit my job at a bank vault due to bullion in the workplace.
My dry cleaner is much more reliable than the alcoholic one.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My dry cleaner is much more reliable than the alcoholic one.
When Barry Chuckle died they should have planted a 2 metre Yew.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When Barry Chuckle died they should have planted a 2 metre Yew.
10 Children’s books for February in the @thebookseller.com this week and 10th February just so happens to be my birthday. Coincidence? Hmmm I’m not so sure 🧐
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
10 Children’s books for February in the @thebookseller.com this week and 10th February just so happens to be my birthday. Coincidence? Hmmm I’m not so sure 🧐
Looks like I’m going to have to put some effort in now that I’ve been legitimised
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November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Looks like I’m going to have to put some effort in now that I’ve been legitimised
That’s what I call fusion cuisine - Chinese combined with Lancashire
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
That’s what I call fusion cuisine - Chinese combined with Lancashire
It's ironic that illustrators with loads of work and illustrators without any work are both overdrawn.
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It's ironic that illustrators with loads of work and illustrators without any work are both overdrawn.
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If you’d like to get your hand on “one of the most starkly affecting comics you’ll read this year” (Broken Frontier), 5 MORE MINUTES is now available from my online shop:
hannahberry.bigcartel.com/products
hannahberry.bigcartel.com/products
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If you’d like to get your hand on “one of the most starkly affecting comics you’ll read this year” (Broken Frontier), 5 MORE MINUTES is now available from my online shop:
hannahberry.bigcartel.com/products
hannahberry.bigcartel.com/products
I did the show in Exeter five months ago. Hopefully back next year but yet to confirm 👍
As we all know, there's nothing to the southwest of Bristol. 🙄🙂
I’m bringing my award winning family comedy show to a town near you but only if you live near the places on this poster.
Ticket details are here campsite.bio/ofalafel and venues are added as and when they go on sale so please do check back.
Ticket details are here campsite.bio/ofalafel and venues are added as and when they go on sale so please do check back.
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I did the show in Exeter five months ago. Hopefully back next year but yet to confirm 👍
I’m bringing my award winning family comedy show to a town near you but only if you live near the places on this poster.
Ticket details are here campsite.bio/ofalafel and venues are added as and when they go on sale so please do check back.
Ticket details are here campsite.bio/ofalafel and venues are added as and when they go on sale so please do check back.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m bringing my award winning family comedy show to a town near you but only if you live near the places on this poster.
Ticket details are here campsite.bio/ofalafel and venues are added as and when they go on sale so please do check back.
Ticket details are here campsite.bio/ofalafel and venues are added as and when they go on sale so please do check back.
If your pet lizard goes limp it’s probably a reptile dysfunction.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If your pet lizard goes limp it’s probably a reptile dysfunction.
If you don’t treat my classical music collection with respect I will retaliate.
You scratch my Bach and I’ll scratch yours.
You scratch my Bach and I’ll scratch yours.
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you don’t treat my classical music collection with respect I will retaliate.
You scratch my Bach and I’ll scratch yours.
You scratch my Bach and I’ll scratch yours.
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I've got this for my grandson for his 10th birthday in December. I suspect it will be very well received!
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I've got this for my grandson for his 10th birthday in December. I suspect it will be very well received!
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Bought one for a chrimble present.. v excited 11 yr old fan of yours doesn't know what's about to hit him....
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Bought one for a chrimble present.. v excited 11 yr old fan of yours doesn't know what's about to hit him....
You know what makes a REALLY good Christmas present? No, neither do I but my joke book makes an adequate Christmas present so buy a copy now!
linktr.ee/ofalafel
linktr.ee/ofalafel
I’m very pleased to do a cover reveal for my upcoming joke book. It’s called A Poo On A Pogo Stick and it’s out on July 10th. Please share far and wide (and preorder) www.penguin.co.uk/books/473969...
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You know what makes a REALLY good Christmas present? No, neither do I but my joke book makes an adequate Christmas present so buy a copy now!
linktr.ee/ofalafel
linktr.ee/ofalafel
Steven Berkoff - Steven Bakeoff
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Steven Berkoff - Steven Bakeoff
Joe & The Juice is short for Joseph & The Juiceph
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Joe & The Juice is short for Joseph & The Juiceph
During the early 90s, informers lived under the constant threat of having their boom-booms licked down.
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
During the early 90s, informers lived under the constant threat of having their boom-booms licked down.
Dick Advocaat is my favourite football manager who is also a euphemism for sperm.
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Dick Advocaat is my favourite football manager who is also a euphemism for sperm.
“That is the best curve EVER”
Hyperbola hyperbole
Hyperbola hyperbole
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
“That is the best curve EVER”
Hyperbola hyperbole
Hyperbola hyperbole