Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Tattoo place in Weymouth today.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tattoo place in Weymouth today.
PEAS.
People applauding peas.
People applauding peas.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
PEAS.
People applauding peas.
People applauding peas.
Absolute filth.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Absolute filth.
Post an image that always makes you laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Post an image that always makes you laugh.
Just felt myself age twenty years lads.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just felt myself age twenty years lads.
This is NOT how I remember the book.
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This is NOT how I remember the book.
Nine years ago and still relevant.
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Nine years ago and still relevant.
Went over the border into England to look at Gaia at Hexham Abbey. They could have chosen a day to photograph the Earth when it wasn’t cloudy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Went over the border into England to look at Gaia at Hexham Abbey. They could have chosen a day to photograph the Earth when it wasn’t cloudy.
Your mum etc
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Your mum etc
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
Saw this very specific veterinary surgery in Edinburgh.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Saw this very specific veterinary surgery in Edinburgh.
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
God tier condiment.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
God tier condiment.
Went to the seaside lads.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Went to the seaside lads.
Jayson Chestnut
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Jayson Chestnut
Leo, a dug, laird of all he surveys.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Leo, a dug, laird of all he surveys.
Barton, though.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Barton, though.
Fans of brutalist architecture: I saw the Gala Fairydean main stand yesterday, and it’s as truly magnificent in real life as it is when it’s pretending to be Streatham Rovers.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Fans of brutalist architecture: I saw the Gala Fairydean main stand yesterday, and it’s as truly magnificent in real life as it is when it’s pretending to be Streatham Rovers.
It continues.
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It continues.
“100% cooked chicken breast” implies that other percentages are available 🤢
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“100% cooked chicken breast” implies that other percentages are available 🤢