Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
They are doing major roadworks near where I’ve just moved from. The mapping gives the impression that you can bypass it by driving past my old house and over the hill. It’s a farm track.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
They are doing major roadworks near where I’ve just moved from. The mapping gives the impression that you can bypass it by driving past my old house and over the hill. It’s a farm track.
Currently driving through this. Glug.
(Not *currently* driving obvs)
(Not *currently* driving obvs)
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Currently driving through this. Glug.
(Not *currently* driving obvs)
(Not *currently* driving obvs)
Me: nothing
Satnav: “Hey!”
Me: still nothing
Satnav: “How would you like to try this fascinating alternative route? It’s only two hours and 21 minutes longer!”
Me: “…”
Satnav: “Hey!”
Satnav: “Hey!”
Me: still nothing
Satnav: “How would you like to try this fascinating alternative route? It’s only two hours and 21 minutes longer!”
Me: “…”
Satnav: “Hey!”
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Me: nothing
Satnav: “Hey!”
Me: still nothing
Satnav: “How would you like to try this fascinating alternative route? It’s only two hours and 21 minutes longer!”
Me: “…”
Satnav: “Hey!”
Satnav: “Hey!”
Me: still nothing
Satnav: “How would you like to try this fascinating alternative route? It’s only two hours and 21 minutes longer!”
Me: “…”
Satnav: “Hey!”
Duvets? We were so posh they were “Continental quilts”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Duvets? We were so posh they were “Continental quilts”.
Are there Cartchy Tuns?
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Are there Cartchy Tuns?
PEAS.
People applauding peas.
People applauding peas.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
PEAS.
People applauding peas.
People applauding peas.
…and I laughed.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
…and I laughed.
Absolute filth.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Absolute filth.
Also, you weren’t “simply the best” either. You were, at most, bang average.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Also, you weren’t “simply the best” either. You were, at most, bang average.
Also: “Source?” for a news story. Google it you arse.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Also: “Source?” for a news story. Google it you arse.
No wonder he cut loose.
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No wonder he cut loose.
My beloved @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social has “frequent faller” on hers. 🤦♂️
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My beloved @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social has “frequent faller” on hers. 🤦♂️
I am genuinely moving to live on a farm.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I am genuinely moving to live on a farm.
“We tied an onion to our belts because that was the fashion back then…”
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“We tied an onion to our belts because that was the fashion back then…”
And I am certain none of you are celebrating the ninth anniversary of the Daily Express going full Chemtrail Apocalypse.
SHOCK CLAIM: Chemtrails 'will wipe out humans' causing biblical flood
THEY'RE reportedly responsible for killing bees off in their billions and now it's been claimed Chemtrails could kill off human kind in just a few years, according to shock comments from a US expert.
www.express.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
And I am certain none of you are celebrating the ninth anniversary of the Daily Express going full Chemtrail Apocalypse.