Chris T. Mas
@pnoodles.bsky.social
ADHD brained retro tech geek. Lapsed obsessed cyclist, hip-hop afficanado. Posting cat pics to save the world!
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Chris T. Mas
@pnoodles.bsky.social
· Jan 6
A view of the Eildon Hills this morning. I'll add a pic from the same spot every time I do the little walk around my village in 2025.
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Why can't products just have a little less sugar. Why does everything have to be so sweet. I don't want to taste a ton of artificial sweeteners, making it even more sweet, nor do i want the healthy fat free sugar free joy free block on my stomach. Just make your product but less sweet.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Why can't products just have a little less sugar. Why does everything have to be so sweet. I don't want to taste a ton of artificial sweeteners, making it even more sweet, nor do i want the healthy fat free sugar free joy free block on my stomach. Just make your product but less sweet.
Bet you didn't know Cliff Richard played a (kinda) seminal part in hip-hop didya.
How ‘Apache’ Became Hip-Hop’s National Anthem
YouTube video by El Train | Loop Kitchen
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December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Bet you didn't know Cliff Richard played a (kinda) seminal part in hip-hop didya.
A misty start to the day.
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
A misty start to the day.
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Look it's this simple. Give money to people with less, and they spend it. That's your economic growth. Right there. But we won't see a major turnaround until we start the process of rejoining the EU.
UK budget Effects:
Economy to grow by 1.5% this year, down from 1.9%.
Productivity to rise by 1%, down from 1.3%.
Disposable income could rise by 0.5% a year.
Can't get economic growth when 24m people can't attain minimum living standard.
1% have more wealth than 70% of the population combined.
Economy to grow by 1.5% this year, down from 1.9%.
Productivity to rise by 1%, down from 1.3%.
Disposable income could rise by 0.5% a year.
Can't get economic growth when 24m people can't attain minimum living standard.
1% have more wealth than 70% of the population combined.
The government’s budget is simply managing decline
The budget does little to improve living standards or facilitate sustained economic growth
leftfootforward.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Look it's this simple. Give money to people with less, and they spend it. That's your economic growth. Right there. But we won't see a major turnaround until we start the process of rejoining the EU.
New mattress day 🎉. Seems significant, 10 years living alone and just about the only major thing I have from my old life is about to change. Proud of the life I've built for myself after thinking my world was over.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
New mattress day 🎉. Seems significant, 10 years living alone and just about the only major thing I have from my old life is about to change. Proud of the life I've built for myself after thinking my world was over.
Oh coffee, how I adore thee.
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Oh coffee, how I adore thee.
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The magical Stones of Stenness circle and henge on Orkney's West Mainland, with the mountains of Hoy in the distance. The stones you see today are part of a ring of 12 tall stones and a surrounding ditch from between 3000BC and 2500BC. More pics and info: www.undiscoveredscot...
#Scotland #Orkney
#Scotland #Orkney
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The magical Stones of Stenness circle and henge on Orkney's West Mainland, with the mountains of Hoy in the distance. The stones you see today are part of a ring of 12 tall stones and a surrounding ditch from between 3000BC and 2500BC. More pics and info: www.undiscoveredscot...
#Scotland #Orkney
#Scotland #Orkney
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Gen Z is spending more on essentials than previous generations, yet their wages aren't keeping up.
It's no wonder they aren't "spending like retailers need them to."
When 70% of the economy depends on consumer spending, people need money to spend. It's as simple as that.
It's no wonder they aren't "spending like retailers need them to."
When 70% of the economy depends on consumer spending, people need money to spend. It's as simple as that.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gen Z is spending more on essentials than previous generations, yet their wages aren't keeping up.
It's no wonder they aren't "spending like retailers need them to."
When 70% of the economy depends on consumer spending, people need money to spend. It's as simple as that.
It's no wonder they aren't "spending like retailers need them to."
When 70% of the economy depends on consumer spending, people need money to spend. It's as simple as that.
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You have the right to record ICE.
You have the right to film any operation happening in public as long as you do not interfere or impede it.
Your camera is proof, but keep a safe distance. KEEP RECORDING.
You have the right to film any operation happening in public as long as you do not interfere or impede it.
Your camera is proof, but keep a safe distance. KEEP RECORDING.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You have the right to record ICE.
You have the right to film any operation happening in public as long as you do not interfere or impede it.
Your camera is proof, but keep a safe distance. KEEP RECORDING.
You have the right to film any operation happening in public as long as you do not interfere or impede it.
Your camera is proof, but keep a safe distance. KEEP RECORDING.
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‘Profit margins are generally much higher on larger cars with higher price points’ AKA car companies profit from externalising the massive costs and harms of their strategy onto society. This needs to be stopped.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
‘Profit margins are generally much higher on larger cars with higher price points’ AKA car companies profit from externalising the massive costs and harms of their strategy onto society. This needs to be stopped.
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Happy hump day lovely phone family. It's pre-op day for me, but more importantly it's International Day of Persons with Disabilities. As someone who 'doesn't look disabled' but definitely is, I know the importance of not judging on face value!
Have a beautiful day and always #HaveCourageAndBeKind 🥰
Have a beautiful day and always #HaveCourageAndBeKind 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy hump day lovely phone family. It's pre-op day for me, but more importantly it's International Day of Persons with Disabilities. As someone who 'doesn't look disabled' but definitely is, I know the importance of not judging on face value!
Have a beautiful day and always #HaveCourageAndBeKind 🥰
Have a beautiful day and always #HaveCourageAndBeKind 🥰
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Byron would’ve been on every social media and dating app, but William Blake would only have been on Bluesky
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Byron would’ve been on every social media and dating app, but William Blake would only have been on Bluesky
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"The new “mansion tax” announced by Rachel Reeves in last week’s budget is estimated to affect around 165,000 property owners, and on current trends the British media is forecast to have interviewed every single one of them by the end of the year."
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Won’t somebody please think of Britain’s poor £2m homeowners? Oh, wait – everyone already is | Jonathan Liew
Contrast the furious reaction to Rachel Reeves’s ‘mansion tax’ to the response offered to those living with real housing injustice: indifference, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"The new “mansion tax” announced by Rachel Reeves in last week’s budget is estimated to affect around 165,000 property owners, and on current trends the British media is forecast to have interviewed every single one of them by the end of the year."
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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“‘After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,’ the agency said.”
By poor life choices they mean being a fucking rock star
By poor life choices they mean being a fucking rock star
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“‘After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,’ the agency said.”
By poor life choices they mean being a fucking rock star
By poor life choices they mean being a fucking rock star
In a surprise to absolutely no-one, my most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "missy" (212×)
2. "roxanne" (137×)
3. "morning" (88×)
4. "roxy" (81×)
5. "myself" (73×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "missy" (212×)
2. "roxanne" (137×)
3. "morning" (88×)
4. "roxy" (81×)
5. "myself" (73×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
In a surprise to absolutely no-one, my most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "missy" (212×)
2. "roxanne" (137×)
3. "morning" (88×)
4. "roxy" (81×)
5. "myself" (73×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "missy" (212×)
2. "roxanne" (137×)
3. "morning" (88×)
4. "roxy" (81×)
5. "myself" (73×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
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That time @tealcartoons.bsky.social gave me a Victorian "mermaid" for our wedding anniversary. Who says romance is dead?
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
That time @tealcartoons.bsky.social gave me a Victorian "mermaid" for our wedding anniversary. Who says romance is dead?
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DEREK WAS PLAYING THE ARCADE VERSION OF GHOSTS ‘N GOBLINS ON HIS NES
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 IS LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE 🤢
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 IS LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE 🤢
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
DEREK WAS PLAYING THE ARCADE VERSION OF GHOSTS ‘N GOBLINS ON HIS NES
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 IS LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE 🤢
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 IS LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE 🤢
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Ah, those magical words from LinkedIn “Use AI in your job search”
AI’S ONE OF THE REASONS I’M LOOKING AT YOUR PISS-POOR WEBSITE FOR A JOB
AI’S ONE OF THE REASONS I’M LOOKING AT YOUR PISS-POOR WEBSITE FOR A JOB
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ah, those magical words from LinkedIn “Use AI in your job search”
AI’S ONE OF THE REASONS I’M LOOKING AT YOUR PISS-POOR WEBSITE FOR A JOB
AI’S ONE OF THE REASONS I’M LOOKING AT YOUR PISS-POOR WEBSITE FOR A JOB
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I want to try Bovril
UK friends, send me some
UK friends, send me some
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I want to try Bovril
UK friends, send me some
UK friends, send me some
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I have a higher proportion of trans people in my life than the average person in the U.K. - trans men and trans women as well as some enbys, most of them are young adults.
In no way shape or form would any of them (now or a few years ago as kids) pose any kind of threat to a bunch of girl guides. 🏳️⚧️🫶
In no way shape or form would any of them (now or a few years ago as kids) pose any kind of threat to a bunch of girl guides. 🏳️⚧️🫶
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have a higher proportion of trans people in my life than the average person in the U.K. - trans men and trans women as well as some enbys, most of them are young adults.
In no way shape or form would any of them (now or a few years ago as kids) pose any kind of threat to a bunch of girl guides. 🏳️⚧️🫶
In no way shape or form would any of them (now or a few years ago as kids) pose any kind of threat to a bunch of girl guides. 🏳️⚧️🫶
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He is staring at the cupboard that contains his food. He thinks we don’t know that he has already eaten!
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
He is staring at the cupboard that contains his food. He thinks we don’t know that he has already eaten!
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The huck twah (or whatever) woman was ridiculous but there's a beautiful woman who broke a guy's meta glasses (he was filming her on the subway) and he's trying to go viral shaming her. Haha. Wrong call, sir. We love her. I would buy her crypto
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The huck twah (or whatever) woman was ridiculous but there's a beautiful woman who broke a guy's meta glasses (he was filming her on the subway) and he's trying to go viral shaming her. Haha. Wrong call, sir. We love her. I would buy her crypto
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Who doesn’t love a good early 90s magazine loader for $15 with optical out?
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Who doesn’t love a good early 90s magazine loader for $15 with optical out?
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Why you should buy CDs
-they are cool
-they are cheap
-they are fun to find
-they sound awesome
-they will never have ads or AI bullshit injected into them
-they are yours forever
-they are cool
-they are cheap
-they are fun to find
-they sound awesome
-they will never have ads or AI bullshit injected into them
-they are yours forever
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why you should buy CDs
-they are cool
-they are cheap
-they are fun to find
-they sound awesome
-they will never have ads or AI bullshit injected into them
-they are yours forever
-they are cool
-they are cheap
-they are fun to find
-they sound awesome
-they will never have ads or AI bullshit injected into them
-they are yours forever