Phony Clifton
@stilldavis.bsky.social
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Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
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stilldavis.bsky.social
As they said, you can't beat a bit of Bully!

Was just looking for something daft to watch before bed and what a treat that was.

Sadly they did not win the caravan in the final round.
stilldavis.bsky.social
Had a little look at his Wikipedia page and BLIMEY.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathias...
Screenshot of a section of Wikipedia entry for Matias Rust. It says

Later life
On 24 November 1989, while doing his obligatory community service (Zivildienst) as an orderly in a West German hospital, Rust stabbed a female co-worker who had "apparently rejected him".[23] He was sentenced to two and a half years in prison, but was released after 15 months.[24] Since then, he has lived a fragmented life, describing himself as a "bit of an oddball".[5] After being released from court, he converted to Hinduism in 1996 to become engaged to a daughter of an Indian tea merchant.[25] In 2001, he was convicted of stealing a cashmere pullover and ordered to pay a fine of 10,000 DM, which was later reduced to 600 DM.[13][24] Another legal incident occurred during 2005, when he was convicted of fraud and had to pay a €1,500 fine.[24] In 2009, Rust described himself as a professional poker player.[26] Most recently, in 2012, he described himself as an analyst for a Zürich-based investment bank, dividing his time between Hamburg, Switzerland and Asia, and is training to be a yoga teacher. He said he had plans to open a yoga school in Hamburg.[5]
stilldavis.bsky.social
Just seen his Wikipedia page. I think we can upgrade from loon to absolute psycho!
stilldavis.bsky.social
Was just on challenge TV, one from 1988
stilldavis.bsky.social
I knew you were better than those monstrosities, whatever the haters say.
stilldavis.bsky.social
I just saw that plate of what looked a fucking lot like turds in arse gravy. And hats off, that takes the prize today.
stilldavis.bsky.social
Isn't it? I didn't think Fray Bentos could get any worse but somehow they managed it
stilldavis.bsky.social
114 is Frank Dobson and 117 bottom right Danny Aiello. The bald footy bloke is on the tip of my tongue
stilldavis.bsky.social
It's not mine by the way! I saw it on Reddit.
stilldavis.bsky.social
I've looked into the abyss and stared right at Hell itself. Now you have to.
Pic of a Fray Bentos tinned pie. It's a Fray Bentos Mac & Cheese pie. It's slithered its way out of the tin, onto the plate like a biological experiment gone wrong.
stilldavis.bsky.social
I knew about this film as I get my information from certified film buff Gregg Turkington.
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mjowen174.bsky.social
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theednawatkins.bsky.social
Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce
Sir Tom Fucking Jones baby!
stilldavis.bsky.social
PSA with Halloween approaching.

Don't eat 3 Kilograms of Cola bottle sweets in 3 days folks!

This dipshit nearly Elvis'd himself in a long weekend. Impressive in a way.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge
Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.
www.bbc.co.uk
stilldavis.bsky.social
I remember watching this a few years ago. Put it on thinking this might be a bit of a laugh or a caper.

It gets dark very quickly doesn't it!
stilldavis.bsky.social
I thought you'd have gone for a Pea Coat lad
stilldavis.bsky.social
It's probably no surprise Jonathan Ross being a good traitor as he does seem to be an absolute shithouse of a man in real life.

#CelebrityTraitors
stilldavis.bsky.social
I remember Gary Davies losing his mind on Radio 1 over the single Sowing The Seeds of Love. I mean it was good but it wasn't THAT good.

FYC for the win!