Phony Clifton
@stilldavis.bsky.social
Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
Mes Amis, this is how you properly crêpe on someone
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Mes Amis, this is how you properly crêpe on someone
I see profanity accountant is doing the rounds again. It's a load of bollocks, it might as well just be a random number generator as it doesn't come close to recording your swears.
Sorry to be the turd I don't mean to piss on anyone's chips.
Sorry to be the turd I don't mean to piss on anyone's chips.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I see profanity accountant is doing the rounds again. It's a load of bollocks, it might as well just be a random number generator as it doesn't come close to recording your swears.
Sorry to be the turd I don't mean to piss on anyone's chips.
Sorry to be the turd I don't mean to piss on anyone's chips.
Jerry Dammers, 1979
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Jerry Dammers, 1979
I'm not saying my Texan brother-in-law is a bit Fox News mental but when I told him my wife was an Anglophile he thought she was sexually attracted to protractors.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm not saying my Texan brother-in-law is a bit Fox News mental but when I told him my wife was an Anglophile he thought she was sexually attracted to protractors.
Cue the Dibling's shite shouts when he doesn't do anything in the 10 minutes he's given at the arse end of a match deader than Ronald Reagan
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Cue the Dibling's shite shouts when he doesn't do anything in the 10 minutes he's given at the arse end of a match deader than Ronald Reagan
Fucking Scrooge bastards are gonna take Barry's goal off him aren't they
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Fucking Scrooge bastards are gonna take Barry's goal off him aren't they
Blues. What are we all drinking then?
Don't say cyanide 😂
I'm getting the brandy out!
Don't say cyanide 😂
I'm getting the brandy out!
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Blues. What are we all drinking then?
Don't say cyanide 😂
I'm getting the brandy out!
Don't say cyanide 😂
I'm getting the brandy out!
Can someone bounce on and slap the whole team?
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Can someone bounce on and slap the whole team?
Oh fuck off Everton.
After the Lord mayor's show this
After the Lord mayor's show this
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh fuck off Everton.
After the Lord mayor's show this
After the Lord mayor's show this
Started cold, they were right out of the traps. But this is much more like it now Everton. COYB!
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Started cold, they were right out of the traps. But this is much more like it now Everton. COYB!
Who the hell decided to try and make Merry SkySportsmas a thing?
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Who the hell decided to try and make Merry SkySportsmas a thing?
"What did I tell you about wearing headphones, you anti-social fuck? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"What did I tell you about wearing headphones, you anti-social fuck? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?"
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm not much of a live music gig goer (I know, what a weirdo).
So what's 5 of your favourite books to get to know you?
Slaughterhouse Five
Catch 22
Portnoy's Complaint
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Filth
Bonus mention for the finest work of non-fiction ever published, Roger's Profanisaurus.
So what's 5 of your favourite books to get to know you?
Slaughterhouse Five
Catch 22
Portnoy's Complaint
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Filth
Bonus mention for the finest work of non-fiction ever published, Roger's Profanisaurus.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm not much of a live music gig goer (I know, what a weirdo).
So what's 5 of your favourite books to get to know you?
Slaughterhouse Five
Catch 22
Portnoy's Complaint
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Filth
Bonus mention for the finest work of non-fiction ever published, Roger's Profanisaurus.
So what's 5 of your favourite books to get to know you?
Slaughterhouse Five
Catch 22
Portnoy's Complaint
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Filth
Bonus mention for the finest work of non-fiction ever published, Roger's Profanisaurus.
Just been reminded about how very weird nutcracker figures are. Who'd want these things in their house?
They look like something that would come alive and murder you in the night.
They look like something that would come alive and murder you in the night.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just been reminded about how very weird nutcracker figures are. Who'd want these things in their house?
They look like something that would come alive and murder you in the night.
They look like something that would come alive and murder you in the night.
Lamar FFS, it's the Bengals, one of the worst defenses in the NFL, what the fuck are you doing?
Can Derrick Henry play QB?
#CINvsBAL
#RavensFlock
#NFL
Can Derrick Henry play QB?
#CINvsBAL
#RavensFlock
#NFL
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Lamar FFS, it's the Bengals, one of the worst defenses in the NFL, what the fuck are you doing?
Can Derrick Henry play QB?
#CINvsBAL
#RavensFlock
#NFL
Can Derrick Henry play QB?
#CINvsBAL
#RavensFlock
#NFL
So far I'm thankful for the Ravens red zone defense cos they should be 2 TDs down here.
Piss poor effort first half offensively but only 5 points in it at the half. Will take that.
#RavensFlock
Piss poor effort first half offensively but only 5 points in it at the half. Will take that.
#RavensFlock
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So far I'm thankful for the Ravens red zone defense cos they should be 2 TDs down here.
Piss poor effort first half offensively but only 5 points in it at the half. Will take that.
#RavensFlock
Piss poor effort first half offensively but only 5 points in it at the half. Will take that.
#RavensFlock
Just saying Mark Andrews wouldn't have let the ball get knocked out of his hands at the half yard line. Mostly because he would have dropped it but you get the idea.
#NFL #RavensFlock
#NFL #RavensFlock
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Just saying Mark Andrews wouldn't have let the ball get knocked out of his hands at the half yard line. Mostly because he would have dropped it but you get the idea.
#NFL #RavensFlock
#NFL #RavensFlock
Come on, where's this turkey then? Hurry up!
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Come on, where's this turkey then? Hurry up!
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.
Our turkey is in the oven and drinks chilling in the fridge. Here's to a feast of food and booze 🍻🍗🥂
Our turkey is in the oven and drinks chilling in the fridge. Here's to a feast of food and booze 🍻🍗🥂
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.
Our turkey is in the oven and drinks chilling in the fridge. Here's to a feast of food and booze 🍻🍗🥂
Our turkey is in the oven and drinks chilling in the fridge. Here's to a feast of food and booze 🍻🍗🥂
By the looks of him on The One Show, Peter Kay's final live shows next year might be Final in more than ways than one.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
By the looks of him on The One Show, Peter Kay's final live shows next year might be Final in more than ways than one.
Tax the year-round fireworks fuckers
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tax the year-round fireworks fuckers
Having my first Philpotts Christmas sarnie since Covid.
I regret to inform you, it's not what it was. And definitely not worth 6 and a half quid.
A once mighty institution, now humbled, an economic bust and a shadow of its former self.
Choose your own metaphor here
I regret to inform you, it's not what it was. And definitely not worth 6 and a half quid.
A once mighty institution, now humbled, an economic bust and a shadow of its former self.
Choose your own metaphor here
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Having my first Philpotts Christmas sarnie since Covid.
I regret to inform you, it's not what it was. And definitely not worth 6 and a half quid.
A once mighty institution, now humbled, an economic bust and a shadow of its former self.
Choose your own metaphor here
I regret to inform you, it's not what it was. And definitely not worth 6 and a half quid.
A once mighty institution, now humbled, an economic bust and a shadow of its former self.
Choose your own metaphor here
Reposted by Phony Clifton
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]