Phony Clifton
@stilldavis.bsky.social
Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
I've got to be honest with you all here. I haven't been to 5 music gigs ever.
I went by choice to see Public Enemy & Anthrax in 1992 and went with my mate to accompany him to see Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet & Peter Cox from Go West in about 2002 ish.
And that was it!
I went by choice to see Public Enemy & Anthrax in 1992 and went with my mate to accompany him to see Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet & Peter Cox from Go West in about 2002 ish.
And that was it!
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen
Kae Tempest
Obituary
John Grant
The Polyphonic Spree
King Adora
Kae Tempest
Obituary
John Grant
The Polyphonic Spree
King Adora
Introduce yourself with 5 acts you've seen
Belle & Sebastian
The Housemartins
James Taylor Quartet
James Brown
The Jam
Belle & Sebastian
The Housemartins
James Taylor Quartet
James Brown
The Jam
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've got to be honest with you all here. I haven't been to 5 music gigs ever.
I went by choice to see Public Enemy & Anthrax in 1992 and went with my mate to accompany him to see Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet & Peter Cox from Go West in about 2002 ish.
And that was it!
I went by choice to see Public Enemy & Anthrax in 1992 and went with my mate to accompany him to see Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet & Peter Cox from Go West in about 2002 ish.
And that was it!
Come on, where's this turkey then? Hurry up!
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Come on, where's this turkey then? Hurry up!
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.
Our turkey is in the oven and drinks chilling in the fridge. Here's to a feast of food and booze 🍻🍗🥂
Our turkey is in the oven and drinks chilling in the fridge. Here's to a feast of food and booze 🍻🍗🥂
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.
Our turkey is in the oven and drinks chilling in the fridge. Here's to a feast of food and booze 🍻🍗🥂
Our turkey is in the oven and drinks chilling in the fridge. Here's to a feast of food and booze 🍻🍗🥂
By the looks of him on The One Show, Peter Kay's final live shows next year might be Final in more than ways than one.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
By the looks of him on The One Show, Peter Kay's final live shows next year might be Final in more than ways than one.
Tax the year-round fireworks fuckers
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tax the year-round fireworks fuckers
Having my first Philpotts Christmas sarnie since Covid.
I regret to inform you, it's not what it was. And definitely not worth 6 and a half quid.
A once mighty institution, now humbled, an economic bust and a shadow of its former self.
Choose your own metaphor here
I regret to inform you, it's not what it was. And definitely not worth 6 and a half quid.
A once mighty institution, now humbled, an economic bust and a shadow of its former self.
Choose your own metaphor here
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Having my first Philpotts Christmas sarnie since Covid.
I regret to inform you, it's not what it was. And definitely not worth 6 and a half quid.
A once mighty institution, now humbled, an economic bust and a shadow of its former self.
Choose your own metaphor here
I regret to inform you, it's not what it was. And definitely not worth 6 and a half quid.
A once mighty institution, now humbled, an economic bust and a shadow of its former self.
Choose your own metaphor here
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
Fucking well in Everton! That was boss that.
Up the fuckin self-handicapping, teammate slapping Toffees!
Up the fuckin self-handicapping, teammate slapping Toffees!
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fucking well in Everton! That was boss that.
Up the fuckin self-handicapping, teammate slapping Toffees!
Up the fuckin self-handicapping, teammate slapping Toffees!
Holding on by our fingertips here. COYB!
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Holding on by our fingertips here. COYB!
Gana absolutely was a dickhead there. But the game's gone soft as shite if that's a sending off and OH FUCK ME DEWSBURY HALL! GET IN!
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Gana absolutely was a dickhead there. But the game's gone soft as shite if that's a sending off and OH FUCK ME DEWSBURY HALL! GET IN!
The fucks just happened there? Absolutely bizarre
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The fucks just happened there? Absolutely bizarre
Who's Ric Flair's favourite film director?
Yes it's John Woo
No, you sod off!
Yes it's John Woo
No, you sod off!
a man with blonde hair is making a funny face while standing next to another man .
Alt: a man with blonde hair is making a funny face while standing next to another man . It's wrestling legend Ric Flair saying his trademark WOOO!
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Who's Ric Flair's favourite film director?
Yes it's John Woo
No, you sod off!
Yes it's John Woo
No, you sod off!
What's your least favourite Christmas advert this year and why is it the Asda?
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What's your least favourite Christmas advert this year and why is it the Asda?
Can I buzz in?
I think he means RFK will eat PUSSY out of ANY OTHER WOMAN THAN THE ONE HE'S WITH
I think he means RFK will eat PUSSY out of ANY OTHER WOMAN THAN THE ONE HE'S WITH
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can I buzz in?
I think he means RFK will eat PUSSY out of ANY OTHER WOMAN THAN THE ONE HE'S WITH
I think he means RFK will eat PUSSY out of ANY OTHER WOMAN THAN THE ONE HE'S WITH
Most of yous are asleep now but I have a genuine question.
Those of you who are still actively on twitter/X and, importantly, it's not because of your livelihood/work.
What do you get out of it?
What would be your tipping point for sacking it off?
Those of you who are still actively on twitter/X and, importantly, it's not because of your livelihood/work.
What do you get out of it?
What would be your tipping point for sacking it off?
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Most of yous are asleep now but I have a genuine question.
Those of you who are still actively on twitter/X and, importantly, it's not because of your livelihood/work.
What do you get out of it?
What would be your tipping point for sacking it off?
Those of you who are still actively on twitter/X and, importantly, it's not because of your livelihood/work.
What do you get out of it?
What would be your tipping point for sacking it off?
Dexter was fast asleep and I swear the second I pulled my phone out to take a pic he knew it.
You be the judge
You be the judge
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Dexter was fast asleep and I swear the second I pulled my phone out to take a pic he knew it.
You be the judge
You be the judge
Hey, maybe thish Slot machine jusht paid out too early guys!
a bald man in a blue jacket stands in front of red chairs
Alt: a bald man in a blue jacket stands in front of red chairs. Under fire Liverpool manager Arne Slot
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hey, maybe thish Slot machine jusht paid out too early guys!
Been doing some Saturday Bon Jovis for work. Have I missed anything in the footy? 😜
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Been doing some Saturday Bon Jovis for work. Have I missed anything in the footy? 😜
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Buying #Christmas cards or presents?
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Buying #Christmas cards or presents?
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
Shop with small independents (like me) instead of the big high street names.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Are you a small business? Reply with your link. Let's support each other this Christmas.
Trump's looking at Mamdani exactly like the South Park version of him looks at Satan.
I have no idea what that means and be honest neither does anyone.
I have no idea what that means and be honest neither does anyone.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Trump's looking at Mamdani exactly like the South Park version of him looks at Satan.
I have no idea what that means and be honest neither does anyone.
I have no idea what that means and be honest neither does anyone.
Made an experimental vegetarian risotto for me and the veggie wife tonight. Yes that is avocado in there.
Come on then, give it to me!
Come on then, give it to me!
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Made an experimental vegetarian risotto for me and the veggie wife tonight. Yes that is avocado in there.
Come on then, give it to me!
Come on then, give it to me!
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
See what happens when I don't watch any of the cricket.
England fans, I'm available to not watch any of the Ashes this winter for a reasonable price!
England fans, I'm available to not watch any of the Ashes this winter for a reasonable price!
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
See what happens when I don't watch any of the cricket.
England fans, I'm available to not watch any of the Ashes this winter for a reasonable price!
England fans, I'm available to not watch any of the Ashes this winter for a reasonable price!
Reposted by Phony Clifton
QS are purple
Roses are blue
We all agree though
The toffee ones are poo
Roses are blue
We all agree though
The toffee ones are poo
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
QS are purple
Roses are blue
We all agree though
The toffee ones are poo
Roses are blue
We all agree though
The toffee ones are poo