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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚
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· Jun 15
*checks news headlines*
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*resumes looking at pictures of a small spherical Japanese bird*
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The Only One I Know
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November 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Let Robeson Sing
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November 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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The founder of an investment company who bought an £8.5 million London flat after supplying 50 million faulty PPE masks during the pandemic has had a criminal restraint order imposed on the property.
www.thetimes.com/uk/crime/art...
www.thetimes.com/uk/crime/art...
Financier’s £8.5m flat frozen amid tax investigation over PPE deal
Tim Horlick bought the Pimlico property shortly after his company was awarded the now-contentious £255m contract by the government
www.thetimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The founder of an investment company who bought an £8.5 million London flat after supplying 50 million faulty PPE masks during the pandemic has had a criminal restraint order imposed on the property.
www.thetimes.com/uk/crime/art...
www.thetimes.com/uk/crime/art...
The cruelty and misogyny here took my breath away
No wonder we'd choose the bear
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
No wonder we'd choose the bear
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
‘I didn’t even know this type of attack existed’: more than 200 women allege drugging by senior French civil servant
In a case echoing the Pelicot trial, dozens of women allege they were given hot drinks mixed with a diuretic to make them urinate. Three of them speak out here
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The cruelty and misogyny here took my breath away
No wonder we'd choose the bear
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
No wonder we'd choose the bear
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Atmosphere
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November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Lucky
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November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Night
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November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
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Tory front benches equally furious at a tax on mansions and hundreds of thousands of kids being pulled out of poverty. Shameful stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tory front benches equally furious at a tax on mansions and hundreds of thousands of kids being pulled out of poverty. Shameful stuff.
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Alison Holt, contemporary textile artist who creates machine and hand embroidered artworks #WomensArt
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Alison Holt, contemporary textile artist who creates machine and hand embroidered artworks #WomensArt
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“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF-“
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF-“
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Give me sunlight, a comfortable chair and a wall of books! This makes me declare myself a most satisfied soul. For the library is a territory of wonder. It is home to a thousand wise voices who know words that open gates to the imagination. – #CLNolan, BBC National Programme, 1934 #Libraries
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Give me sunlight, a comfortable chair and a wall of books! This makes me declare myself a most satisfied soul. For the library is a territory of wonder. It is home to a thousand wise voices who know words that open gates to the imagination. – #CLNolan, BBC National Programme, 1934 #Libraries
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Pretend you're a doctor by referring to each toe by its proper name, i.e. Market, Home, Roast Beef, No Roast Beef and Wee Wee.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Pretend you're a doctor by referring to each toe by its proper name, i.e. Market, Home, Roast Beef, No Roast Beef and Wee Wee.
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Cloth left over from a Nazi flag, signed by women prisoners in Ravensbruck concentration camp. Yehudit Taube, a young Jewish nanny, embroidered the names during the camp's liberation to show the solidarity of the women survivors, many of whom were in the resistance #WomensArt
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Cloth left over from a Nazi flag, signed by women prisoners in Ravensbruck concentration camp. Yehudit Taube, a young Jewish nanny, embroidered the names during the camp's liberation to show the solidarity of the women survivors, many of whom were in the resistance #WomensArt
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Contemporary landscape painter Sarah Jane Brown captures the dramatic beauty of her home on the Pembrokeshire Coast, West Wales #womensart
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Contemporary landscape painter Sarah Jane Brown captures the dramatic beauty of her home on the Pembrokeshire Coast, West Wales #womensart
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
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JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
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SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
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JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
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JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
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JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
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JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
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SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
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JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
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SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
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SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
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SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
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SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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