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Chames
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this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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hello 911 i ate too much
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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If no one stops me I may eat the rest of the key lime pie
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Zootopia 2 rocks
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Who up cornin' they bread?
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
who up eating leftovers out the fridge
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Who up brusselin' they sprouts?
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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damn girl are you antidepressant discontinuation syndrome cuz you’re giving me brain zaps
September 19, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Listening to someone complain non-stop, fully aware they are the problem, is my new cardio.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Jerry’s girlfriend eats cereal with a fork. Kramer puts a Redbox in his apartment. Elaine’s boyfriend drinks strawberry milk with every meal. George dates a girl because her parents own a parking garage.
August 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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i love you friday you elusive sonofabitch
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i have bodies in my trunk, please respond
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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you’ll shoot your eye out, Charlie Brown
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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going for a traditional cousin walk but without any cousins (getting stoned at the playground alone)
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Kiss me, I taste like chewed on fingernails
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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happy birthday, dinner
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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After giving much thanks, my dad and I discussed which pain pill is superior after surgical procedures.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
it’s almost like nobody at this thanksgiving dinner wants to hear me read my skeets out loud
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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The real Thanksgiving is tomorrow, unlike that Canadian weird one.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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KFC double down
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Vaping has killed the cousin walk industry
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM