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Kris Wernowsky
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"This is not a new world, it is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every dictator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a boot on the pages of history since the beginning of time...
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conduct yourself in a way that does not lead the entire news organization you are supposedly in charge of to leak a new and different embarrassing story about you every day
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Publishing the names of protesters and contacting their employers to have them fired for exercising their rights is a tactic straight out of the White Citizens Councils.
They're going to start using the Kirk witch hunt strategy.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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we made it
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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on top of which, there is *one weird trick* to figuring out if the republican party wants to extend the franchise to a group of people
Small peeve: Punditry (or GOP boosterism) that pretends Greenland would be the 51st state.

Of course it wouldn't. We bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark a century ago. More than 2x the population of Greenland. It's a territory, and its citizens don't have voting DC reps. Neither would Greenland.
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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That claim and the questions about it at CBS. Important reporting here by Jeremy Barr www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
CBS News report on ICE officer’s injuries drew ‘huge internal concern’
Anonymously sourced report that Jonathan Ross ‘suffered internal bleeding’ after killing Renee Good faced skepticism inside CBS newsroom
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Twitter's down?
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The fact that this leaked tells you how beloved she is among her new staff! Kissing the president, a new Whiskey Friday tradition!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
“But the law says…” you insist as you point to your phone as the guy who clearly has no designs on reading the law kicks you repeatedly.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Bad news for perverts
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“Republicans have been self-segregating out of the leftist indoctrination centers for decades” is a terrific motto for the voucher/charter movement.
Something I desperately need everyone to understand is that the entire modern conservative movement, from Buckley to Trump and from the Heritage Foundation to the Federalist Society, exists as a direct backlash to the Warren Court's decision in Brown v. Board of Ed.

www.ms.now/opinion/segr...
New Hampshire Republican defiant after ‘segregated schools’ leak
New Hampshire state Rep. Kristin Noble, who chairs a House education committee, seems to have promoted “segregated schools” in a Signal chat.
www.ms.now
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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The world is simply reforming without the U.S. at the center.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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The Insurrection Act is not "martial law." It doesn't displace civilian law, it doesn't suspend habeas corpus, it doesn't alter or suspend state and local government, and it doesn't make anything newly illegal. It allows using the military to enforce existing law, it doesn't change what the law is.
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
ICE agents to begin checking documents at MSP airport, patrol jet bridges - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will begin checking documents of travelers and workers at MSP airport, with patrols inside jet bridges.
www.bizjournals.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
This is the new Christmas in our house
We all made it to Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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We made it
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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This sounds insane, but given who we’re talking about, it tracks.

@milestaylor.bsky.social says Stephen Miller told him that “if Trump won reelection, it would be a shock and awe blitz…and one of those things he would look to do is invoke the insurrection act.”

Watch all of this!
January 16, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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i’ll say it again, jennings is a contemptible liar and it is a disgrace that CNN puts him on television every night to spread bullshit
The thing is, some people can make mistakes, get things wrong, be careless, etc. But that’s not what Jennings did here. Jennings knowingly, purposefully and intentionally lied to utterly distort what was said, which CNN pays him to do every day. CNN is the enabler of this.
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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New: I went to Minneapolis and saw a brutal federal occupation. I also saw neighbors fighting back.

www.huffpost.com/entry/minnea...
Inside The Invasion Of Minneapolis
Trump's agents bring violence and terror. Everyday people are responding with cameras, whistles and defiance.
www.huffpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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A homicide in a camp where members of politically disfavored ethnic groups are concentrated.
"a colossal makeshift tent encampment on the Mexican border"
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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In like six months or so we’re gonna have some wild undercover investigative pieces from journalists who got jobs as ICE agents huh
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Some of the stories in here are absolutely chilling. One US citizen of Somali descent was just riding an elevator with ICE agents and then they detained him for almost half an hour in the freezing cold despite him showing agents his passport card. They only let him go once protestors showed up.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM