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SoloChills
@solochills.blacksky.app
Holy intellectual. My hairline was weak but not my morals.
Pinned
"What happens to a skeet deferred? Does it dry up in the sun like a raisin?"
Be real careful Brother @itstcg.bsky.social
I heard on the news that Valentine’s Day is the biggest day of the year people find out they’re being cheated on due to mix ups with flowers and etc. Crazy as hell.
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
No sexxy red music on my holy phone
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Waiting on one (1) candidate running for federal office to make “guardrails and sanctions on overreaching tech companies” a part of their platform
In an internal memo in May, Meta laid out its plans to release facial recognition in its smart glasses, to the blind first, & then to the general public.

“Civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I got work in the morning
There’s no betrayal like your texting buddy going to bed early. Fiiine, be a responsible adult 🙄
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
When Gary from Accounting sees you
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The heathens starting early today
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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You know imma big boy
And big boys have desires
Kissing you... Is not enough for meeeee
Just give me all your lovin'
Girl, I'll do all the rubbin'

That's all I ask of you

I'll kiss you anywhere
I'll kiss you anywhere, baby
Yes, love, even there (Even there)
That's all I ask of you
February 13, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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Kissing you... Is not enough for meeeee
Just give me all your lovin'
Girl, I'll do all the rubbin'

That's all I ask of you

I'll kiss you anywhere
I'll kiss you anywhere, baby
Yes, love, even there (Even there)
That's all I ask of you
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Just give me all your lovin'
Girl, I'll do all the rubbin'

That's all I ask of you

I'll kiss you anywhere
I'll kiss you anywhere, baby
Yes, love, even there (Even there)
That's all I ask of you
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Ima wake up my child with the yell I did. This is hilarious.
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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(Cussing out podcast bros)
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Alright I see what's happening here
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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A GM about to tank his team:
Wait, we got drafts?
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Agreed
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Wait, we got drafts?
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Lmaooo I'm on this list too
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"Behold!" still got me crying
February 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
What's wrong with a little coke?
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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when a typo completely ruins a post <<<
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This is fucking hilarious
nah morris chestnut actually funny af 😂
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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There isn’t a constant glare that draws attention to us.
Y'all let the haired get away with whatever
What movie made you exclaim

THIS IS CINEMA
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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These hair hat hooligans must be stopped
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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I’m confused because in the bad place @solochills.blacksky.app profile clearly stated that one day his hairline went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back 😂 so why is this a surprise to everyone? He ain’t pulling no bitches (complimentary) with a George Jefferson!!!
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I see I'm gonna have to pin this
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM