Cocoa Chaos
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social
On my Libra scales weighing sins & forgiveness.
Detroit girl in a D🦀V world
#oIIIIIIIo #JeepHer
Detroit girl in a D🦀V world
#oIIIIIIIo #JeepHer
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Cocoa Chaos
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social
· Oct 24
(I been muted that skeet)
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It’s 8:42 pm on a Saturday night and I am HAPPILY in the fucking BED!!! Lmfaooooooo
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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"Dropping by wit a bag, but I'mma need them cookies tho"
-- you in the second pic, probably
-- you in the second pic, probably
It's Black Santa time.
Can't choose one for avatar.
Can't choose one for avatar.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"Dropping by wit a bag, but I'mma need them cookies tho"
-- you in the second pic, probably
-- you in the second pic, probably
I think itll be pizza for dinner tomorrow. Not cooking NATHAN!
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think itll be pizza for dinner tomorrow. Not cooking NATHAN!
Circle back after December
WHERE ARE THE SANTA HATS I'M TIRED OF ASKING NICELY.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Circle back after December
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This is a new take...
Bout to watch a great Christmas movie.
a woman in a wig is asking how about a kiss santie claus
ALT: a woman in a wig is asking how about a kiss santie claus
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This is a new take...
Ima gonna make my mom's homemade rolls for Christmas & record her giving/teaching me the recipe.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ima gonna make my mom's homemade rolls for Christmas & record her giving/teaching me the recipe.
They do be strangers, cuz men do not be caring
“Stranger ass”
(Had to get off the couch to laugh that one out)
(Had to get off the couch to laugh that one out)
Half of Bluesky eats stranger ass for sport. Youll be fine eating Thanksgiving leftovers tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They do be strangers, cuz men do not be caring
You can't eem find them again on here
What’s the likelihood of you unblocking someone once you have blocked them?
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You can't eem find them again on here
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
Skyline going up for someone named Iyo...
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Skyline going up for someone named Iyo...
I should probably pick a new book tho...
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I should probably pick a new book tho...
Welp. Civil War is on...
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Welp. Civil War is on...
I was having a nice lor Sandy Bullock marathon, Practical Magic, then While you were sleeping & then they ruined it with NCIS nola episodes
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I was having a nice lor Sandy Bullock marathon, Practical Magic, then While you were sleeping & then they ruined it with NCIS nola episodes
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Every Black person knows exactly what is being said in all 4 pics here
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Every Black person knows exactly what is being said in all 4 pics here