Cocoa Chaos
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social
On my Libra scales weighing sins & forgiveness.
Detroit girl in a D🦀V world
#oIIIIIIIo #JeepHer
Detroit girl in a D🦀V world
#oIIIIIIIo #JeepHer
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Cocoa Chaos
@seauxcocoa.bsky.social
· Oct 24
(I been muted that skeet)
Mm.
Clean enough. 👍🏾
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Mm.
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YEP!(for once)
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
YEP!(for once)
Oh my sweet summer chile...
Why wouldn’t my bathroom be clean?
Did I run out in a hurry?
Did I run out in a hurry?
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh my sweet summer chile...
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Hell nah! Not only is the bathroom a mess, there's no sheets on the bed and the only thing you have to wash up with is a Nike sock and cheap hand soap 😭
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hell nah! Not only is the bathroom a mess, there's no sheets on the bed and the only thing you have to wash up with is a Nike sock and cheap hand soap 😭
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She really helping y’all out :passing the comet:
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
She really helping y’all out :passing the comet:
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Are there sheets on your bed?
And if so are they clean?
And if so are they clean?
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Are there sheets on your bed?
And if so are they clean?
And if so are they clean?
Thats not shallow AT ALL
Call me shallow, but I once broke up with a guy I was dating because his bathroom was nasty AF.
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Thats not shallow AT ALL
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Yes. I have an extra pair of socks for them to wear too because I don’t know where them feet have been and they not leaving feet stains on my hardwood floors.
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yes. I have an extra pair of socks for them to wear too because I don’t know where them feet have been and they not leaving feet stains on my hardwood floors.
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Clean towels and washcloths in the closet?
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Clean towels and washcloths in the closet?
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This! And you got fresh sheets down‽
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This! And you got fresh sheets down‽
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Everyone 20years later:
I’m sorry Terri…
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Everyone 20years later:
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
🤤🤤
Coated the skin of the turkey with black truffle butterrr. 😋
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
🤤🤤
Wayment.
lookin up his wife will give you more questions than answers
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Wayment.
Toktok is the devil
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Toktok is the devil
That sounds way more lit than turkey imo
We don't have turkey this year. Fried chicken and brisket.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That sounds way more lit than turkey imo
7 big blocks of cheddar. 9 blocks of gruyere. All shredded.
a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a rock
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a rock
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
7 big blocks of cheddar. 9 blocks of gruyere. All shredded.
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You know what?
Maybe she just missed her grandma. 🤷🏾
I'm not judging.
Maybe she just missed her grandma. 🤷🏾
I'm not judging.
She was fucking him in the throne room on his throne!
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You know what?
Maybe she just missed her grandma. 🤷🏾
I'm not judging.
Maybe she just missed her grandma. 🤷🏾
I'm not judging.
Yitties!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yitties!!!!!
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????