Rachel Rogers
@itsrachelrogers.bsky.social
obviously
LA / PDX | Musician, Author, Improvisor
LA / PDX | Musician, Author, Improvisor
Zootopia 2 rocks
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Zootopia 2 rocks
If I had only known my wallet was in a produce bag with the lemons on my counter before I retraced every step and thought I made from 10:30pm-11:30pm.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
If I had only known my wallet was in a produce bag with the lemons on my counter before I retraced every step and thought I made from 10:30pm-11:30pm.
Don’t get the citizen app, get the Citizen Kane app and get alerted any time a mystery is afoot.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Don’t get the citizen app, get the Citizen Kane app and get alerted any time a mystery is afoot.
I love running into my own roommate on my street.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I love running into my own roommate on my street.
15 excel sheets open!!!!!! And I will open more!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
15 excel sheets open!!!!!! And I will open more!!!
Zendaya been quiet
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Zendaya been quiet
They Might Be Giants wrote a song called They Might Be Giants. That’s what all bands should be doing.
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
They Might Be Giants wrote a song called They Might Be Giants. That’s what all bands should be doing.
Was just FEATURED in a LinkedIn post. Ominous.
Just created a post on LinkedIn. About to hit my 30s for sure.
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Was just FEATURED in a LinkedIn post. Ominous.
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
Oh to be in the back seat of a nondescript sedan while your friend and her fiancé drive you into the mountains of Salt Lake to see the fall foliage while they blast Phineas and Ferb highlights per no one’s suggestion.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Oh to be in the back seat of a nondescript sedan while your friend and her fiancé drive you into the mountains of Salt Lake to see the fall foliage while they blast Phineas and Ferb highlights per no one’s suggestion.
Starting a (hus)BAND.
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Starting a (hus)BAND.
Right now magic mountain season passes are the same price as a day pass. I could be a season ticket holder to six flags.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Right now magic mountain season passes are the same price as a day pass. I could be a season ticket holder to six flags.
They did not steal my book, but you can for the low price of $10 exclusively online at Barnes and Noble
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tweet-rach...
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November 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
They did not steal my book, but you can for the low price of $10 exclusively online at Barnes and Noble
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tweet-rach...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tweet-rach...
Why is garlic such a high-security vegetable?
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why is garlic such a high-security vegetable?
I have decided to look cool today.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have decided to look cool today.
So what I haven’t changed my lock screen in three years? So what I haven’t changed my phone background since 2014!!!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So what I haven’t changed my lock screen in three years? So what I haven’t changed my phone background since 2014!!!!!!!
Just created a post on LinkedIn. About to hit my 30s for sure.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just created a post on LinkedIn. About to hit my 30s for sure.
New tips for making your roommate upset:
7. Run into their room yelling “blimp!” and pointing to a blimp passing by your window while they are on a business call.
8. Don’t refill the Brita.
7. Run into their room yelling “blimp!” and pointing to a blimp passing by your window while they are on a business call.
8. Don’t refill the Brita.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
New tips for making your roommate upset:
7. Run into their room yelling “blimp!” and pointing to a blimp passing by your window while they are on a business call.
8. Don’t refill the Brita.
7. Run into their room yelling “blimp!” and pointing to a blimp passing by your window while they are on a business call.
8. Don’t refill the Brita.
If you see a 30 year-old woman named Amy walking around Seattle with her hair braided, there is a chance I taught her how to do that a decade ago.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If you see a 30 year-old woman named Amy walking around Seattle with her hair braided, there is a chance I taught her how to do that a decade ago.
Texted my close dentist friend about dental insurance in July and he never replied.
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Texted my close dentist friend about dental insurance in July and he never replied.
Played hide and seek tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Played hide and seek tonight.
This is the news to me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is the news to me.
Does my cat think I’m a cat too?
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Does my cat think I’m a cat too?
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Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"