Andrew Coleman Francis
@andrewcfrancis.bsky.social
...striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. He/him.
Pinned
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Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens
Well, I am just a modern guy,
Of course I've had it in the ear before
Well, I am just a modern guy,
Of course I've had it in the ear before
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens
Well, I am just a modern guy,
Of course I've had it in the ear before
Well, I am just a modern guy,
Of course I've had it in the ear before
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Discovering network TV shows lost to time never fails to boggle...
August 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Discovering network TV shows lost to time never fails to boggle...
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Had no idea Bruce Springsteen co-wrote "Because The Night"
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Had no idea Bruce Springsteen co-wrote "Because The Night"
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Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
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This is *not* the sort of thing you see in this era, which makes it all the better that we are seeing it this weekend.
UPDATE: I added in the congressional response to the boat-strike section once I saw we had bipartisan, matching statements from both House and Senate Armed Services Committees. www.lawdork.com/p/trump-admi...
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This is *not* the sort of thing you see in this era, which makes it all the better that we are seeing it this weekend.
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In a post Thanksgiving haze? Perfect time to check out my album Husky Boy! It’s dumb and fun and made from love! Stack up a leftover sandwich, light the fire, crack a tall boy and enjoy.
Today marks one year since my debut comedy album “Husky Boy” was released. It’s my proudest professional accomplishment. It falls on the birthday of my friend Amy Daulton who passed away 10 years ago. That was not by accident. This will be an album and Amy thread in celebration
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In a post Thanksgiving haze? Perfect time to check out my album Husky Boy! It’s dumb and fun and made from love! Stack up a leftover sandwich, light the fire, crack a tall boy and enjoy.
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Happy Small Business Saturday!
I guess I should plug my business.
So...
Today, please take some time to reflect/meditate/pray on what brings you joy.
The unexamined life cries out for attention.
I guess I should plug my business.
So...
Today, please take some time to reflect/meditate/pray on what brings you joy.
The unexamined life cries out for attention.
a panda bear is sitting under a tree with flowers in the background
ALT: a panda bear is sitting under a tree with flowers in the background
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Happy Small Business Saturday!
I guess I should plug my business.
So...
Today, please take some time to reflect/meditate/pray on what brings you joy.
The unexamined life cries out for attention.
I guess I should plug my business.
So...
Today, please take some time to reflect/meditate/pray on what brings you joy.
The unexamined life cries out for attention.
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The Times is fully committed to playing dumb for readers
Trump is a maximally corrupt dipshit who does crime, what’s the contradiction
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Times is fully committed to playing dumb for readers
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Oh, that's where I know him from
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh, that's where I know him from
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Guy who’s watched 100 TV series: Succession is perhaps the finest TV drama since the Sopranos.
Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,
Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,
January 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Guy who’s watched 100 TV series: Succession is perhaps the finest TV drama since the Sopranos.
Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,
Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,
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Would be a bit awkward given that the Trump administration has condemned millions of people with AIDS to death through their USAID cuts
The State Department has warned employees not to use government funds to mark Dec. 1 as World AIDS Day and to “refrain from publicly promoting World AIDS Day through any communication channels.” nyti.ms/3KhPDrA
Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day
The State Department warned employees not to use government funds for the occasion and to “refrain from publicly promoting World AIDS Day through any communication channels.”
nyti.ms
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Would be a bit awkward given that the Trump administration has condemned millions of people with AIDS to death through their USAID cuts
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I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
I don't swear enough, because most of those Balls posts are about the broccoli-headed DOGE kid.
@andrewcfrancis.bsky.social has swears! They've used 241 profanities in their last 4,997 posts.
🥇 "balls" (30 times)
🥈 "damn" (29 times)
🥉 "hell" (27 times)
🥇 "balls" (30 times)
🥈 "damn" (29 times)
🥉 "hell" (27 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don't swear enough, because most of those Balls posts are about the broccoli-headed DOGE kid.
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So glad I invested my entire life savings in Mr Bean NFTs.
February 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
So glad I invested my entire life savings in Mr Bean NFTs.
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I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
@profanity.accountant have we done this before?
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@profanity.accountant have we done this before?
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To all of you out there for whom 40 is in the rearview, heed this advice:
Take a fish oil supplement in winter. It helps with dry skin and dry eyes.
Take a fish oil supplement in winter. It helps with dry skin and dry eyes.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
To all of you out there for whom 40 is in the rearview, heed this advice:
Take a fish oil supplement in winter. It helps with dry skin and dry eyes.
Take a fish oil supplement in winter. It helps with dry skin and dry eyes.
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"Put your shoes back on."
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Put your shoes back on."
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I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
I spent time on Thanksgiving with a toddler cosplaying as a pig based ghost.
(It's basically a towel with a built-in hood. She grab it. Yell "MINE!". Then hand it to me and turn away from me so I could drape it over her. Then she'd march around and/or demand to be carried.)
(It's basically a towel with a built-in hood. She grab it. Yell "MINE!". Then hand it to me and turn away from me so I could drape it over her. Then she'd march around and/or demand to be carried.)
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I spent time on Thanksgiving with a toddler cosplaying as a pig based ghost.
(It's basically a towel with a built-in hood. She grab it. Yell "MINE!". Then hand it to me and turn away from me so I could drape it over her. Then she'd march around and/or demand to be carried.)
(It's basically a towel with a built-in hood. She grab it. Yell "MINE!". Then hand it to me and turn away from me so I could drape it over her. Then she'd march around and/or demand to be carried.)
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There is hope for the future
There was an article in The Guardian a few weeks back about how Gen Z find bookshops preferable to online shopping, and a key factor was that an algorithm will offer you 6000 books identical to the one you just finished whereas a bookseller will offer you three that are different but meet the vibe.
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
There is hope for the future
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i keep seeing people sort of suggest that this makes dimon sharper or more risk averse than other executives, but dimon is already potentially in a very big hole over chase’s repeated failures to disclose enormous epstein transactions, specifically at dimon’s behest, he already has trouble enough
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i keep seeing people sort of suggest that this makes dimon sharper or more risk averse than other executives, but dimon is already potentially in a very big hole over chase’s repeated failures to disclose enormous epstein transactions, specifically at dimon’s behest, he already has trouble enough