Chris Calogero
@realchriscal.bsky.social
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Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
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For UConn Magazine, I talked with Breanna Stewart and Napheesa Collier about UNRIVALED and the burden of being an advocate and a superstar. (FYI: These interviews took place long before Phee's most recent comments about the WNBA.)

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Unrivaled
Forgive Napheesa Collier and Breanna Stewart for not gushing over the success of Unrivaled, the three on three women’s basketball league they cofounded.
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Just posted my newest acting reel. Put me in your stuff, I got a face that absolutely does not need to make it to Act 3!
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Chris Calogero Acting Reel 2025
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Mergers are destroying the entertainment industry, the job market, and culture as a whole. The monopolization needs to be stopped.
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Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!
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Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!
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My dog just barked at me cause she wanted more Turkey slices, and I know I’m supposed to discipline her for that but I’ve never related more to a dog in my life so I’m gonna let it slide.
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Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!
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Like 99% sure Trump thinks that Nobel means “Noble” and that’s why he wants one.
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Comedians coming back from the Riyadh Comedy festival with real “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life" energy.
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Hang this in the fucking Louvre
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The practice of not showing a fan running onto the field must end. We want to see dopes get blown up with form tackles by security. If you’re trying to deter this show the chaos and pain.
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Comedians coming back from the Riyadh Comedy festival with real “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life" energy.
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When the movie heist ringleader introduces his crack squad.
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Dealing with death, PTSD, and Furious 7
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Dealing with death, PTSD, and Furious 7
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Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from
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Jesus -“I’m gonna feed those 5000 people”

Right wing conservative Christian - “How are you gonna pay for it you fucking idiot!!!! Are you going to use my money cause I’ll fucking shit in your mouth if you try! Fucking communist shit head. Will be demanding God fire you’re ass”
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Scheduling intimacy is important.
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My job just ended and I would love to work for money and exchange that for goods and services! If you got any openings hit up your boy!
This dope needs a job
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This is the second of two insane commercials I filmed this year. Would love to be your man in whatever you’re shooting (within reason baby!) happy to keep my head on the right way for it too!