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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop

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Bastard daughter of Queenie and Lord Blackadder. Unintentionally amusing. Inadvertently, wildly inappropriate. Chaotic Neutral. Posh nerd. Looking for my wallet in El Segundo.

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · Oct 20

a man sitting in front of a desk with the words i invited you here to corrupt you written below him

Alt: John Waters sitting in front of a desk and telling us, "I invited you here to corrupt you. What did you expect? A 'Sound of Music' sing-a-long?"

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 1h

One of the biggest own goals I've ever seen.

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I'm hip. 👍

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 1h

Me: *thinking about trying dating apps again*

*sees this*

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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 2h

Man Sitting by the Stove The Pauper - 1882
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 2h

The glass house / La maison de verre - 1939
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19367

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 2h

Oh my God... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 4h

So what are we starting the betting at? My money's on an autoerotic asphyxiation episode gone horribly awry.

Seriously, as a lifelong resident of Connecticut, I am over the freaking moon that this son of a bitch is going to be bled white financially. He more than earned his judgment.

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 15h

Creekside

Autumn colors flanking a slow winding creek

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TheStainlessSteelRat @llygodenfawrdur.bsky.social · 10h

Potential Portal @simonguy.bsky.social

A green field lined with hedgerow and trees forming a portal to next field.

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Rilyan Morokin @ob1moroney.bsky.social · 9h

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 6h

#MrsPeelYoureNeeded 🥂

Art & Hue @artandhue.bsky.social · 8h

60 years ago today in 1965, The Avengers episode "The Cybernauts" aired on British television for the first time. artandhue.com/theavengers

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 6h

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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 8h

In 7 days, the Night Folk will be revealed

THE OCTOBER GIRL Book One.

October 21st, 2025.

From me and @maverickogn.bsky.social

#YAGraphicNovels
#TheOctoberGirl
#MadCaveStudios

Barnaby standing in an alley clutching his wounded arm, surrounded by garbage bags.

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Wassily Kandinsky @wkandinsky.bsky.social · 8h

Small dream in red
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 7h

I am for ghosts at the glass. Ghosts of the twitching net curtain. I am for those wounds in time that discharge phantoms, leak glimpses of yesterday. If each pane is a haunted possibility, we may walk the city observed by a thousand spectral eyes. – #CJosiffe #Ghosts

A black and white photograph of an old window in an Ashcourt street. The bottom half of it is curtained with net, the top half reflects the Georgian terraced house across the street. The image reeks of phantoms and time as a sickness.

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Resting Bea Face @restingbeaface.bsky.social · 7h

I'll punch your heart out, Ha-Ha!

#beaarthur #fotd #faceoftheday #restingbeaface #rbf #goldengirls #thegoldengirls #dorothyzbornak #staygolden

Ann Drogyne @anndrogyne.bsky.social · 12h

Mr HaHa 🤣🤣 The Golden Girls Classics

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Beatghoul ⑆⑇⑈⑉ @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 6h

BΞΛT HAPPΞNING: Happy 82nd birthday to American writer and poet Andy Clausen

October 14, 1943

❝You’ve got to understand a culture quickly to get what you want or need. The earth is in a terrible fix. There are saints and assholes everywhere.❞

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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 13h

share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 13h

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💬 0 🔁 18 ❤️ 45 · The New Yorker Movie Theater, Photo by F. Roy Kemp, 1965

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 17h

This’ll piss her off because she paid good money to get resurfaced with Bondo.

CNN @cnn.com · 17h

Some US airports are refusing to play a video of Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for the federal government shutdown. https://cnn.it/3W3PwlG

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 14h

Those cheek implants are gonna shift even more soon and I think we should do squares to see when. I give it another month.

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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 19h

Excellent cover, and it reminds me of the legendary Mavis Staples cover of Can You Get To That by Funkadelic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVO1...

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 18h

Without saying Hurt, favorite cover song

youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4

Just beautiful.

2nd place is a 3- way tie: Bullet Boys' cover of Hang on St. Christopher, Van Halen's cover of Where Have All The Good Times Gone, and the Ramones' cover of the Spiderman cartoon theme song.

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 18h

DAMN. 👍

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 18h

I know... 😉😄

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Seriously, though, the man was a genius in his industry. Great designer.

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