WildHoHoHorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
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Oh sure, here's a finger to ID: 🖕
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Oh sure, here's a finger to ID: 🖕
I know what I want for Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I know what I want for Christmas
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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To those of you enjoying Thannksdrinking Day, best of luck with Blackout Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
To those of you enjoying Thannksdrinking Day, best of luck with Blackout Friday.
If you hate American football I’m here to evangelize
Have you heard the Good News about rugby 7s?
Here, let me show you:
www.instagram.com/reel/DKnL1E6...
Have you heard the Good News about rugby 7s?
Here, let me show you:
www.instagram.com/reel/DKnL1E6...
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November 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
If you hate American football I’m here to evangelize
Have you heard the Good News about rugby 7s?
Here, let me show you:
www.instagram.com/reel/DKnL1E6...
Have you heard the Good News about rugby 7s?
Here, let me show you:
www.instagram.com/reel/DKnL1E6...
Leftover short ribs on a bed of noodles
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Leftover short ribs on a bed of noodles
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This seems important to bring up again on today of all days
My unasked-for opinion is that people hate turkey because for their whole lives their boomer relatives fucked it up
My idiot mother in law brags about getting up at 3am to put the bird in the oven for a 5pm dinnertime
No wonder it's fucking awful. It's a bird, not a brisket, ffs
My idiot mother in law brags about getting up at 3am to put the bird in the oven for a 5pm dinnertime
No wonder it's fucking awful. It's a bird, not a brisket, ffs
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This seems important to bring up again on today of all days
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wearing a sports jersey with a specific player's number on it is the secular version of carrying around a saint medallion
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
wearing a sports jersey with a specific player's number on it is the secular version of carrying around a saint medallion
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The Big Bang isn't the background noise of the universe, it's the ghosts of sentient beings screaming forever in the dark.
August 22, 2024 at 3:18 AM
The Big Bang isn't the background noise of the universe, it's the ghosts of sentient beings screaming forever in the dark.
🧵
I was in a meeting where a colleague (who I love and respect and no shade to them, honestly) suggested that people could improve their professional communications by using LLMs and CoPilot. I immediately thought: “Or they can learn that skill, like humans have for years.” I HAD to say something. 1/
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
🧵
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
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As a former IT person with decades of Linux system admin and writing automation code I have banned printers in my house. I never want to deal with them. Ever. I am in crushing poverty and I will pay to go somewhere else and make copies.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
As a former IT person with decades of Linux system admin and writing automation code I have banned printers in my house. I never want to deal with them. Ever. I am in crushing poverty and I will pay to go somewhere else and make copies.
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Planned obsolescence? More like Planned Insolence.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Planned obsolescence? More like Planned Insolence.
I needed to print ONE page from a 218pg doc
I fuck up and hit print: Printer works fine, prints 218pgs
I then select pg 9 and hit print: ERROR, after ERROR, even after rebooting the printer
Argh
I fuck up and hit print: Printer works fine, prints 218pgs
I then select pg 9 and hit print: ERROR, after ERROR, even after rebooting the printer
Argh
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I needed to print ONE page from a 218pg doc
I fuck up and hit print: Printer works fine, prints 218pgs
I then select pg 9 and hit print: ERROR, after ERROR, even after rebooting the printer
Argh
I fuck up and hit print: Printer works fine, prints 218pgs
I then select pg 9 and hit print: ERROR, after ERROR, even after rebooting the printer
Argh
I remind myself that shivering burns calories
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I remind myself that shivering burns calories
“ Who is she? Do I know her?!” -Werewolf sniffing her husband’s ass
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“ Who is she? Do I know her?!” -Werewolf sniffing her husband’s ass
Stolen from Dune Sietchposting
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Stolen from Dune Sietchposting
Narrator: A polarizing figure in the furry fandoms, Officer Judy Hopps…
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Narrator: A polarizing figure in the furry fandoms, Officer Judy Hopps…
Listen, I’m not kink-shaming, I’m just kink-asking-why
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Listen, I’m not kink-shaming, I’m just kink-asking-why
Shit, why can I never spell ‘ Chimichurri’?
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Shit, why can I never spell ‘ Chimichurri’?