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WildHoHoHorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Stolen from Dune Sietchposting
Dune meme diptych of Princess Irulan reading from a scroll Text: It's from Piter DeVries. Let's see here... it is by will alone he sets his mind in motion... lips acquire stain... thoughts acquire speed There's like twenty more paragraphs of this shit.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Listen, I’m not kink-shaming, I’m just kink-asking-why
Meme that smashes up RoboCop with Judy Hopps from Zootopia PART RABBIT. PART MACHINE. ALL COP. 1P0 ROBOHOPPS
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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My god they just can’t help themselves
Twitter cap Text: Prof Zenkus O @anthonyzenkus Using a device that still works is called "device hoarding" by the capitalists. These people are truly insane. MC Squared @mcsquared34 • 13h No CNBC, it's not device hoarding it's —MY PHONE STILL WORKS FINE AND I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND $1500 FOR A SLIGHTLY BETTER CAMERA AND AN AI FEATURE THAT I'LL EVENTUALLY DISABLE : CNBC https://www.cnbc.com : How device hoarding by Americans is costing economy 2 days ago - Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and ...
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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More like fastest burn in the west
Art of two Cowboys standing in the middle of the street about to have a showdown Text: I hear you're called Lightning McGee 'cause you're the fastest gun in the west I hear you're called Magic Marker because they found you all over a toddler
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Indolence
Pickles and Piper the beagles, post-walk and holding down the loveseat so the wind doesn’t blow it away
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
A productivity decline of ONE THIRD OF A PERCENT

Welp, that’s the ballgame then
1:16 5h 37m cycle is getting longer. The average was around 22 months in 2016. While squeezing as much life out of your device as possible may save money in the short run, especially amid widespread fears about the strength of the consumer and job market, it might cost the economy in the long run, especially when device hoarding occurs at the level of corporations. Research released by the Federal Reserve last month concludes that each additional year companies delay upgrading equipment results in a productivity decline of about one-third of a percent, with investment patterns accounting for approximately 55% of productivity gaps between advanced economies. The good news: businesses in the U.S. are generally quicker to reinvest in replacing aging equipment. The Federal Reserve report shows that if European productivity had matched U.S. investment patterns starting in 2000, the productivity gap between the CNBC f X in M cnbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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White photo of a woman with a dangerous expression holding a pair of shears Text: Is she leaving her vestigial tail to science? I can help with that.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Painting of a noble woman in profile standing in front of a mosaic holding a purple flower she’s achingly beautiful Text: I cannot sanction this bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Black and white photo of wrestlers André, the giant and Hulk Hogan facing each other ringside Text: Anyway, I igured I could die tomorrow in a fiery wreck so why the fuck not? Sound, if somewhat aggressively teutonic, reasoning.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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This show is an entire Goldie Boutilier album
IMDb cap Palm Royale TV Series 2024 - TV-MA Palm Royale Official Trailer - Season 2 84 etv+ An ambitious woman schemes to secure her seat at America's most exclusive table: Palm Beach high society, circa 1969. Palm lojale 感B護•迎電）•加飯•含f班•期 Dark Comedy > Period Drama > Comedy ›
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Even interpreting this as charitably as I possibly can (which I admit isn’t very) I’m struggling to see what the author of this @nyt piece meant to say

What a weird word choice
In another century, the railroads transfigured the economy and set the stage for spectacular growth. But along the way there were lots of casualties. "Downton Abbey" fans will recall that Lord Grantham lost the family fortune investing in a failed Canadian railroad scheme. "Every forecast was certain," Downton's paterfamilias protests after being told he is broke. "Rail shares were bound to make a fortune." And many did, but not his. The swoon-level stock market valuations of companies like Nvidia at $5 trillion seem to be predicated on the assumption that rapid growth will go on and on. Some of the players spending billions of dollars have yet to turn a profit. 9 transfigured Al Mode All - Images News Shopping Videos Al Overview W +7 : "Transfigured" means to have been changed into something more beautiful or exalted, often in a spiritual way. It can refer to a profound and positive change in appearance, character, or state, distinguishing it from a more neutral transformation. This can be used to describe a religious event, like the Transfiguration of Jesus, or a non-religious one, like a person's face "transfigured with tenderness" or art Show more く Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages • Learn more trans-fig•ure / tran(t)s'figyar/ verb past tense: transfigured; past participle: transfigured transform into something more beautiful or ela-ted. < Q transfigured
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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“And how did that make you feel?”

“I’m not sure. What do you think?”

“Is there any other context to that?”

- me sounding wise and empathetic to cover that I have NO idea what’s going on
Digital art of a woman with a long blonde hair, wearing a sparkling gown with a panicked deer in the headlights look on her face as she stares at the camera while tears of blood dribble from her left eye Text: I DISSOCIATED THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION AND NOW THEY'RE ASKING ME A QUESTION
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
I needed to see this today
Picture or a black baby seal with the most guilty/forlorn expression looking at the camera as it sits on a scale Text: mrcarriertheii 4d 105g% The beast looks in horror as it sees the weight of its sins #sins #sea lion #seals #seal #it will not see the pearly gates
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
All hail the hypno-beagle
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Pic of Pope Leo XIV in a crowd clutching the microphone armed with a passionate expression Text: U2 stole this song from Charles Manson We're stealing it back WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM I GO BACK TO THE TOP OF THE SLIDE...
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
It’s a double feature
A hand holding two old-fashioned paper Ticketmaster tickets to an event labeled STAY HOME AND DO NOTHING AND GO TO BED EARLY Two old-fashioned tear off tickets labeled POUND TOWN
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Never forget
Art in the style of early mid-century modern tourism posters, showing turkeys falling from a helicopter in front of a city skyline Text: CINCINNATI
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Paging @msmadbint.bsky.social
Collage of Diana Rigg as Emma Peel from The Avengers wearing a 1960s bodysuit and striking kung fu poses
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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9 yo me: Cyborgs are COOL! I wanna be the Six Million Dollar man!

Adult me: Absolutely fucking not. Get that shit away from me or so help me god I’ll Butlerian Jihad your cybernetic ass
In typical Meta fashion this is an ad from Facebook for their stupid fucking Ray-Ban glasses and the X of the top corner doesn’t even work so you can’t get rid of it from your feed They can’t even make a website that works properly and they expect people to buy these?
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Sic semper qui post
Black and white picture of an atomic test with a mushroom cloud in the distant background while in the four ground camera operators, silhouette by the flash, operate their cameras to record the explosion Text: Mushroom cloud labeled: Me, crashing out on main Camera operators labeled: My followers screenshotting my downfall
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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I live with a pair of career criminals, so you have my full understanding and support

Beagles don’t have friends, only accomplices

These are the faces they show the jury
Piper and Pickles the beagles sitting in the kitchen waiting to execute one of their schemes
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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comic of two men in a book-lined study Text: Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Tyson himself said “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face”
Twitter cap Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social Grok thinks Elon Musk would win in a fight against Mike Tyson. meh @yungadult68 • 1h Q Who would win in a fight in 2025? Elon Musk or Mike Tyson? 1 171 6 ıhl 168 贝 ... L Grok @grok • 1h Mike Tyson packs legendary knockout power that could end it quick, but Elon's relentless endurance from 100-hour weeks and adaptive mindset outlasts even prime fighters in prolonged scraps. In 2025, Tyson's age tempers explosiveness, while Elon fights smarter-feinting with strategy until Tyson fatigues. Elon takes the win through grit and ingenuity, not just gloves. ... @ Download Grok 1 せて3 2 ıl 252 ↑ 20 November 2025 at 14:18 Everybody can reply
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Black-and-white photo in noir lighting of a deadly bombshell woman pointing a pistol at the viewer Text: A veces una maleta es una maleta.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Painting of an achingly, beautiful woman in classical and take a garb looking over to her, right Text: I cannot sanction this bullsnit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM