WildHoHoHorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking
Not sure if the author is a robot or a doofus
Not sure if the author is a robot or a doofus
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking
Not sure if the author is a robot or a doofus
Not sure if the author is a robot or a doofus
Speaking in my professional capacity, Sacks and all his buddies can go fuck their hats
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Speaking in my professional capacity, Sacks and all his buddies can go fuck their hats
Thanks for clearing that up, Nvidia
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Thanks for clearing that up, Nvidia
On the one hand, she's clearly lost her mind
On the other, who could blame the French if they did?
On the other, who could blame the French if they did?
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
On the one hand, she's clearly lost her mind
On the other, who could blame the French if they did?
On the other, who could blame the French if they did?
Also when I got lost tonight there was an attempt by an ethnically-ambiguous Kate Moss tonight
and I'm being tracked by a Roller Derby kill team code named The Hit 'n Nuns
and I'm being tracked by a Roller Derby kill team code named The Hit 'n Nuns
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Also when I got lost tonight there was an attempt by an ethnically-ambiguous Kate Moss tonight
and I'm being tracked by a Roller Derby kill team code named The Hit 'n Nuns
and I'm being tracked by a Roller Derby kill team code named The Hit 'n Nuns
I only wish I had her level of delusional self-importance
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I only wish I had her level of delusional self-importance
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Something about trying to herd snakes
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Something about trying to herd snakes
Reposted by WildHoHoHorillaMan
Ah, so THAT'S how they make Skyline chili...
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ah, so THAT'S how they make Skyline chili...
As a fair-weather Oilers fan/bandwagon hopper, I feel your pain
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As a fair-weather Oilers fan/bandwagon hopper, I feel your pain