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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · Jan 16

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 1h

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Chalmers @acabpigs1775.bsky.social · 2h

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 7h

Everyone is talking about butt plug shirt guy, but don’t sleep on the super jacked dude behind him

A goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie

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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 8h

Got their asses

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 8h

lol taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...

= TASK & PURPOSE
NEWS / MILITARY BRANCHES / NATIONAL GUARD
Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards
"National Guard Soldiers and Airman are required to meet service-specific height, weight and physical fitness standards at all times," the National Guard Bureau said on Thursday.
NICHOLAS SLAYTON, JEFF SCHOGOL UPDATED OCT 12, 2025 2:54 PM EDT

The Texas Military Department has removed an unspecified number of National Guard troops deployed to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with its validation process.
A spokesperson for the Texas Military Department confirmed to Task & Purpose that "a small group" of the 200 National Guard members sent to Illinois this past week have been replaced after they were found to not meet certain standards. The move came amid criticism on social media over pictures that showed some of the Guard members appearing to be overweight, and as an appeals court temporarily blocked the deployment of the Texan troops into Illinois.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 7h

If I opened a can of my dog's wet food and it looked like this, I would not serve it to her.

🧛🏿‍♂️Count Niggula 🦇🇳🇬🇨🇩 @theigbobear.blacksky.app · 6d

Y’all eating this?

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3h

WHATTHEFUCKINGHELLSHITDIDIJUSTWATCH???

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 3h

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Chalmers @acabpigs1775.bsky.social · 4h

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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 4h

Maybe the real treasure was the fruit cobbler in the TV dinners we ate along the way.

#MaybeTheRealTreasure

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 7h

BIG DUMPER! / CUL GÉANT!

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Amien @amien.bsky.social · 5h

I was looking for the one where Trump is stroking that big porn star's corn dog but I couldn't find it 😂

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 5h

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Amien @amien.bsky.social · 5h

He just doesn't have the right inspiration

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 5h

NIIIIIIIICE!!!

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 5h

Tonight's menu test dish was Blackened Louisiana Catfish bites paired with saffron n bell pepper rice, caramelized onions n mustard greens, and cornbread hush puppies with a Dijon mustard sauce.
Dessert powdered sugar dipped beignets and chicory coffee.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 19h

Extremely funny that people think this is now a Pritzker hate account when all we've been doing is documenting the same police violence we've been documenting well before this ICE surge

Sorry for disrupting your worldview. Welcome to what cops are!!!

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ceej @ceej.online · 9h

the midwest

grocery store sign that reads “COOL WHIP IS
LOCATED IN AISLE 26
ACROSS FROM THE FROZEN POTATOES!” there’s also a sticker that reads “HOT! HOT!! HOT!!!”

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Wes Miller @getwired.com · 9h

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Amien @amien.bsky.social · 5h

Jesus Christ this makes me like Ivana even less. We have her to thank for this dumbfuck

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 5h

Can we get an exception out stating congress doesn’t get dick during a shutdown?

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Wes Miller @getwired.com · 9h

In the future, when democrats have the ability to pass it, we need a law that says even in a shutdown, federal employees get paid, on time, until the shutdown ends.

Want a limit? Fine, say 90 days or 120 days.

Remove the nuclear option from the hands of the GOP, the ones who keep causing these…

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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 5h

#GnomonTV
"Morbius XII: So Very Anemic"

Science fiction horror-comedy buddy film about an aging starship captain (William Shatner) who befriends a troubled geriatric medical researcher (Jared Leto).

youtube.com/watch?v=TA6R...
youtube.com/watch?v=jLMB...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Morbius...

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ceej @ceej.online · 18h

the disastrous refusal of the self-styled silicon valley technokings to keep anyone in their lives capable of questioning their increasingly incomprehensible politics has lead to a crisis of thinking so severe that a fifty-eight year old man believes something is important because he knows about it

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 20h

thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about

He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war:

The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work.

Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure.

In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation.

Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.

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Clayton Hove @adtothebone.bsky.social · 8h

Them’s some hardy skeeters.

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Taffeta V. @taffetav.bsky.social · 7h

Bumping for the night crowd - here, have some spooky atmosphere. Tis the season

Taffeta V. @taffetav.bsky.social · 14h

New Late! HAUNTED: all about ghosts - music by Fabienne DelSol, Karen Elson, Mazzy Star, Florence + the Machine, Tom Waits, the Police, + more. I read from Shirley Jackson, Emily Dickinson, Clive Barker, + more, & I'll talk about nuclear semiotics & Cotard's Syndrome
www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...

Late w/Taffeta V. - Haunted

This one's all about ghosts and hauntings - music from Fabienne DelSol, Karen Elson, Mazzy Star, Florence + the Machine, Tom Waits, the Police, and more. I read from Shirley Jackson and Emily Dickinso...

www.mixcloud.com

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