Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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the best part of waking up is Folgers in your pocket pussy
January 24, 2024 at 8:49 PM
the best part of waking up is Folgers in your pocket pussy
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how the fuck are we just learning there's a gay hockey show coming AND that it's starting on the day that literally our only plans are to watch both a women's hockey game and Hot Frosty
why isnt it november 28th yet so i can watch the gay hockey show
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
how the fuck are we just learning there's a gay hockey show coming AND that it's starting on the day that literally our only plans are to watch both a women's hockey game and Hot Frosty
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Who the fuck is this Candace? Why do I feel like I should know who they are? I hate them regardless... But still should I be boycotting something?
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Who the fuck is this Candace? Why do I feel like I should know who they are? I hate them regardless... But still should I be boycotting something?
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I know there's still a month to go in 2025 but I'm ready to award the trophy for Take of the Year in the Caping for Fascists category.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I know there's still a month to go in 2025 but I'm ready to award the trophy for Take of the Year in the Caping for Fascists category.
Candy’s gonna get a grippy-sock staycation
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Candy’s gonna get a grippy-sock staycation
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
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*Skypoint* @ramblingrimace.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
*Skypoint* @ramblingrimace.bsky.social
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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i will dress worse than ever before
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i will dress worse than ever before
Grimace sleeps in Lee Harvey’s grave
grimace sleeps standing up in a barn
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Grimace sleeps in Lee Harvey’s grave
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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DOJ: “Transfer her?”
Colorado: “Absolutely not. We’re still laughing.”
Colorado: “Absolutely not. We’re still laughing.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
DOJ: “Transfer her?”
Colorado: “Absolutely not. We’re still laughing.”
Colorado: “Absolutely not. We’re still laughing.”
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November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Pork rind. Even steers have huge penises.
do you think rfk jrs dick is more like a pork rind or a bully stick
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Pork rind. Even steers have huge penises.
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Iwona be horny for da crackpipe
😳🤢
😳🤢
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Iwona be horny for da crackpipe
😳🤢
😳🤢
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits;
The three spirits;
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits;
The three spirits;
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Hmm? Oh sorry I was just daydreaming about a movie I thought of that will never get made, it's not really a story it's just two hours of slice of life in a reality where we decided to start paying for billionaire scalps.
Campbell's exec on leave after allegedly mocking 'poor people' who eat its soup | CBC News
A lawsuit filed by a former security analyst at Campbell's alleges he was fired for reporting inappropriate conduct by a senior executive, including an hour-long rant in which the executive allegedly ...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hmm? Oh sorry I was just daydreaming about a movie I thought of that will never get made, it's not really a story it's just two hours of slice of life in a reality where we decided to start paying for billionaire scalps.
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"You can use cranberry sauce as lube. Mildred and I have done it. Jeremiah Thompson watched."
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"You can use cranberry sauce as lube. Mildred and I have done it. Jeremiah Thompson watched."
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Home Alone (1990)
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Home Alone (1990)
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Wife: [whispering in my ear] what's your fantasy, baby
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
December 9, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Wife: [whispering in my ear] what's your fantasy, baby
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
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Increasingly hard to deny we’ve been Lathe of Heavened into our present reality
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Increasingly hard to deny we’ve been Lathe of Heavened into our present reality
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I love this app
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I love this app