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Ignore this seasonal gourd
@mehblurgh.bsky.social
Cook, nerd, SPORTZ fan, catch me in 413L for cubs, general moron occasional slayer yeller

My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time
did chase meidroth win the AL ROY for his 1 WAR rookie season?
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
spags getting a second bite at the football giants would be funnier than tresman, hear me out
Rap: Chiefs DC Steve Spagnuolo, former Raiders HC Antonio Pierce, Colts DC Lou Anarumo "among the names" to watch in Giants' HC search.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
miseracordia needs to win it. he was an all star.
ROY takes:

Kurtz is going to cruise in the AL. Maybe 100% of first place votes.

NL, it's so close there's really no wrong answer and no one can be "robbed." I'd probably go Baldwin but I feel like Horton might take it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
i received this photo then a hour later the second, i think roo has given up
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
greg bovino “but black dynamite….
“As they exited, Bovino called Block Club Chicago “Chicago’s Liars Club.” He questioned the publication’s coverage of federal immigration operations in the city.”

“How come you never report on the work we do to improve the community?” Bovino inquired.“
Border Patrol Agents Pose At The Bean For Apparent Photo Op
The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, 'Little Village!'"
blockclubchicago.org
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
except mr. wilson that’s not true
ESPN's Michael Wilbon nonchalant about the federal indictments against two MLB players this morning:

"I don't care ... because at the highest levels of the pyramid in this country, of this culture, everybody's betting now."

😳
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
kim davis looks like the king of the gungans.
Anyone seen Roz, the slug-like character from Monsters, Inc. and Kim Davis in the same room at the same time? @caffeineandhate.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
must gave gotten one of those temperpedic pillows
MLB Insider: Cubs Are Offseason’s “Biggest Sleeper” with Some Surprising Targets on Tap

www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/11...
www.bleachernation.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
okay, settle down white supremacist moises alou
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
new music featuring john cale,



and charlie xcx
a man in a suit and tie says nope i 'm good in front of a map
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media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
69, nice
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
this bear win monday we need to discuss why tyson had no throws dropped by receivers on sunday.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
first things first buttigieg is to blame this capitulation
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
that’s the cubs high water mark for next 15 years
The Bears are 6-3.
The Bulls are 6-3.
The Blackhawks are 8-5-3.
The Cubs were 92-70.
The Sox, uh, well, the Cubs were 92-70.

Things are looking up in Chicago after a long handful of years.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
and winning also cuts into outrage podcast revenue
democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
so, schiff is gonna be leading the senate in a year.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“men need to be men”

-ceo mehblurgh of d20 pocket protectors
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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i do not care about "the future of the democratic party" as discussed by professional-class bozos who cannot see beyond their next client. i care about not living under a military occupation that is disappearing my neighbors
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
my guy whining about masculinity yet names his company after the nerdiest shit.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
wait, the bears won? they were down 10 when i left for work…
a man in an orange shirt is talking in front of a computer
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media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
put in Jameis
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM