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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝

@sundaedivine.bsky.social

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Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. Our planet is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 1h

Trump doesn’t just want to arrest criminals in Chicago - he wants to arrest good vibes.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 1h

Trump doesn’t just want to arrest criminals in Chicago - he wants to arrest good vibes.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 2h

In 2025, truth isn’t bipartisan - it’s optional.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 2h

The only thing Trump made great again was my therapist’s bank account.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 3h

Republicans blame Biden for everything except the fall of Blockbuster.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 3h

“It happened because of Schumer” is GOP for “I got nothing.”

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 6h

Antifa in Portland: they’re fighting for freedom, sustainability, and the right to wear flannel year-round.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 6h

Antifa in Portland: they’re fighting for freedom, sustainability, and the right to wear flannel year-round.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 6h

Liberal men of bluesky - stop going to bars to meet women and start going to Target. The M/F ratio is way better and women are already there looking for things they don’t need but want.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 6h

I don’t need therapy, I just need everyone to stop being wrong.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 7h

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, it’s a time travel science-fiction pitch.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 7h

Trump’s the only man who can retroactively outsource his own presidency.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 7h

Me walking into church the first time this century.

a woman 's feet are on fire while wearing a pair of high heels

ALT: a woman 's feet are on fire while wearing a pair of high heels

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 13h

Sir, Melania said she’d rather share a room with Stephen Miller than you.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 14h

ICE Agent: [to god] “Where were you last Saturday night, and don’t say everywhere at once.”

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 15h

I prefer men who think about the future, and I don't mean just drinking pineapple juice before our date.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 15h

“I shaved for you,” is a great icebreaker on a first date.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 20h

I’m sure she’s a violent criminal /s.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 20h

Way too young.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 20h

Stephen Miller is the real president.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 20h

They’ll be crop dusting with F-15s.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 21h

Still deciding between “Not My President” sign and “I Can’t Believe I Still Have to Do This” sign, but I’ll be in DC.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 21h

Pentagon officials confirm “Operation Prize Patrol” is already underway.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 1d

She didn’t say Trump deserved the prize.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 1d

Machado (and reports citing her post) said she dedicated the prize to the Venezuelan people and to Trump for his “decisive support. She did NOT say he deserved it.

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