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Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. Our planet is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Megyn Kelly has three kids, including a daughter who’s 14. Would she be okay if Trump had sex with her?
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Megyn Kelly has three kids, including a daughter who’s 14. Would she be okay if Trump had sex with her?
I’m framing this and hanging it next to my emergency whiskey.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m framing this and hanging it next to my emergency whiskey.
In DC, you spot the Mar-a-Lago women at restaurants before you hear them because their lips block sound across a three-table radius.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In DC, you spot the Mar-a-Lago women at restaurants before you hear them because their lips block sound across a three-table radius.
Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
A little reminder that things can change fast, and sometimes for the better.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
A little reminder that things can change fast, and sometimes for the better.
You know things are dire when Trump is relying on a woman whose political instincts are powered by vape cartridges and chaos.
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
You know things are dire when Trump is relying on a woman whose political instincts are powered by vape cartridges and chaos.
President Obama looks like he's on his way to a photoshoot at GQ, and the other guy looks like he just got home from Golden Corral on Salisbury Steak day.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
President Obama looks like he's on his way to a photoshoot at GQ, and the other guy looks like he just got home from Golden Corral on Salisbury Steak day.
A seminar I attended recently was called “How to Debate the Right Wing” and had this photo on the cover of the program guide.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
A seminar I attended recently was called “How to Debate the Right Wing” and had this photo on the cover of the program guide.
Melania, remembering the last time she saw Donald naked 22 years ago.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Melania, remembering the last time she saw Donald naked 22 years ago.
On his worst day, Joe Biden never looked this awful.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
On his worst day, Joe Biden never looked this awful.
Final jobs report before Biden flipped the keys to Trump. Let’s see what happens when the government reopens.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Final jobs report before Biden flipped the keys to Trump. Let’s see what happens when the government reopens.
My dog got a trim and now he looks like he just closed on a condo.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My dog got a trim and now he looks like he just closed on a condo.
Two paths diverged in a wood and America took the psychopath.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Two paths diverged in a wood and America took the psychopath.
If mediocrity were a weapon, MAGA would be the Manhattan Project.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If mediocrity were a weapon, MAGA would be the Manhattan Project.
This is a "post turtle." He doesn't belong there, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't know what he's doing, and it makes you wonder what sort of an idiot put him there. Donald Trump is a post turtle.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is a "post turtle." He doesn't belong there, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't know what he's doing, and it makes you wonder what sort of an idiot put him there. Donald Trump is a post turtle.
Looks like he mugged a toddler at a funeral and stole his shoes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Looks like he mugged a toddler at a funeral and stole his shoes.
A head full of highlights and a heart full of hate.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A head full of highlights and a heart full of hate.
”To all those fallen soldiers, who gave everything so people like me could give nothing.”
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
”To all those fallen soldiers, who gave everything so people like me could give nothing.”
Gave my Uber driver an extra big tip.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Gave my Uber driver an extra big tip.
When your foundation shade is “nuclear sunset.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
When your foundation shade is “nuclear sunset.”
“I don’t vacuum in pearls because I’m fancy - I do it because chaos needs structure.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“I don’t vacuum in pearls because I’m fancy - I do it because chaos needs structure.”
My dog, 2021 - 2024 // My dog, 2025 -
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My dog, 2021 - 2024 // My dog, 2025 -
Do I need my go-bag, my therapist, or popcorn? Be specific.
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Do I need my go-bag, my therapist, or popcorn? Be specific.
This reads like someone describing their dream journal after overdosing on NyQuil and Fox News.
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This reads like someone describing their dream journal after overdosing on NyQuil and Fox News.
Legal claim: “Intentional infliction of emotional indifference.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Legal claim: “Intentional infliction of emotional indifference.”