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everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
inventing a new chatgpt so when a guy asks "i need a recipe that says i like you but want to play it cool" it replies "you will die a virgin"
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
inventing a new chatgpt so when a guy asks "i need a recipe that says i like you but want to play it cool" it replies "you will die a virgin"
oh no
Half time
Everton 0-3 Newcastle
Everton 0-3 Newcastle
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
oh no
insane
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
insane
now that my mother in law has moved in we are carrying on the tradition of hanging up Pervert Santa for the season
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
now that my mother in law has moved in we are carrying on the tradition of hanging up Pervert Santa for the season
the lions are actually back
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
the lions are actually back
the sapphire credit card ads make me embarrassed to be alive
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the sapphire credit card ads make me embarrassed to be alive
she's gonna learn
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
she's gonna learn
lol fuck northwestern
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
lol fuck northwestern
eric daze on hawks pregame as if today could get any better
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
eric daze on hawks pregame as if today could get any better
every bears post game clip has me like
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every bears post game clip has me like
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gonna lift my house over my head
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
gonna lift my house over my head
it's at the point where it feels like watching the bears was pointless until now
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
it's at the point where it feels like watching the bears was pointless until now
bears win in full of delphia
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bears win in full of delphia
sirianni got that eberflus face
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
sirianni got that eberflus face
we're gonna get a new jaguars guy gif out of this game. maybe hundreds.
a man wearing a blue jacksonville jaguars shirt covering his face
ALT: a man wearing a blue jacksonville jaguars shirt covering his face
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
we're gonna get a new jaguars guy gif out of this game. maybe hundreds.
i enjoyed this
Bears TD AND a Steely Dan "Black Friday" bump to commercial? Damn, feeling like a target demo right now.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i enjoyed this
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Ben Johnson, to PHI’s defense: “Smells like BITCH in here!”
they're not wrong so far tbh
Bears think they can manhandle PHI’s front 7
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ben Johnson, to PHI’s defense: “Smells like BITCH in here!”
it's giving establish the run
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
it's giving establish the run
loveland is such a pimp
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
loveland is such a pimp
this shit is rigged @nfl
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
this shit is rigged @nfl
bears by 200
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bears by 200