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🧀 unapologetic cheese worship 🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness 🐦‍⬛ oakland, ca 👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
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greekheanen.bsky.social
You don't really know me, if you haven't seen me before my first coffee
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shadowham.bsky.social
always the bridesmaid, never lord of the vampire llamas from space
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
Just weeks into fall and I'm already so pale you can see my heart beating.
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deviwestside.bsky.social
I just put my phone down for 30 seconds and now I live in the woods
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
The gentle sound of everything coming undone is my ASMR.
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brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Have you eaten today?

Yeah, a couple of sour patch kids and a carrot
shadowham.bsky.social
you ever see a pic of someone’s cat and just know it has more money than you
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debbshock.blue
baba yaga in the streets,
yog sothoth in the sheets
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lostcitymagic.bsky.social
Everything reminds me of her
Jack o'lantern with slit pupils like a cat or lizard, an upside down smile frowning mouth and pointed fang teeth. Pumpkin us tilted with a Jean, sock and shoe covered leg protruding from its mouth, blood spatter around it and positioned as if caught in the middle of dragging away limb while eating it
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twosense.bsky.social
My emotional support pickle just told me to stop eating my feelings
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unclesheo.bsky.social
going to costco so i can throat 8 inches of girl meat in public for only $1.50
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chigurhray.bsky.social
the gnome shadow cabal is working in my interest
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jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
The sexual dynamic between me and this chili dog
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
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harpy.party
kept dreaming about sandwiches. what could it mean?
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Just made a lot of minestrone, a maxestrone in fact.