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@shadowham.bsky.social
🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
Pinned
let the gravy just shower over you
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Ok but seriously, how many baked potatoes can you fit in your mouth at once?
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ok but seriously, how many baked potatoes can you fit in your mouth at once?
packing all my leftovers into one giant ball just in case i need to use them as a weapon
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
packing all my leftovers into one giant ball just in case i need to use them as a weapon
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My body feels like a condom filled with warm taffy
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My body feels like a condom filled with warm taffy
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mashed potatoes oozing out of my pores
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
mashed potatoes oozing out of my pores
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gobble gobble mfers
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gobble gobble mfers
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Made my first pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. I hope I did it right
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Made my first pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. I hope I did it right
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allow the purity of cornbread to guide you
July 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
allow the purity of cornbread to guide you
may grandma cast a spell upon your baja blast pie
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
may grandma cast a spell upon your baja blast pie
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running face-first into gingerbread season
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
running face-first into gingerbread season
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Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
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The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
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drinking gravy from a gobblelet
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
drinking gravy from a gobblelet
apologies for the mix up, i was looking for a male alf, not an alpha male
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
apologies for the mix up, i was looking for a male alf, not an alpha male
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The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
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It’s amazing that my body only functions off cheese and naps.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It’s amazing that my body only functions off cheese and naps.
fuck this shit i have cats to play with
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
fuck this shit i have cats to play with
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close the window babe you're letting all the bugs out
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
close the window babe you're letting all the bugs out
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they need to bring back the pop rocks that kill u
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
they need to bring back the pop rocks that kill u
there’s no law that says you can’t drop a meatball from space
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
there’s no law that says you can’t drop a meatball from space
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I think I just went to third base with a jelly donut. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think I just went to third base with a jelly donut. 🥰
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i am going to start cooking in the living room and lounging in the kitchen. i will not be controlled. i will not be complacent.
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i am going to start cooking in the living room and lounging in the kitchen. i will not be controlled. i will not be complacent.
computer, set coordinates to the gravy nebula
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
computer, set coordinates to the gravy nebula
spotted a coyote at golden corral. do your thing lil buddy, we all gotta eat
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
spotted a coyote at golden corral. do your thing lil buddy, we all gotta eat
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I just ate pizza in bed like the classy bitch that I am.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I just ate pizza in bed like the classy bitch that I am.
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a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips (licks my mashed potatoes)
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips (licks my mashed potatoes)