Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️⚧️
[God creating vultures]
"Hmmm, how about a goth flamingo?"
"Hmmm, how about a goth flamingo?"
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
[God creating vultures]
"Hmmm, how about a goth flamingo?"
"Hmmm, how about a goth flamingo?"
I'm not of fan of cranberry sauce. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm not of fan of cranberry sauce. 🤣
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without using your mother's pie recipe that she kept one ingredient secret from everybody.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without using your mother's pie recipe that she kept one ingredient secret from everybody.
I'm one of those people that still has a land line or as I like to call it, my "cell phone finder".
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm one of those people that still has a land line or as I like to call it, my "cell phone finder".
[shopping on full stomach] Bread, eggs, milk
[shopping on empty stomach] Cookies, chips, a taco truck, a pizza shop, an ice cream factory
[shopping on empty stomach] Cookies, chips, a taco truck, a pizza shop, an ice cream factory
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
[shopping on full stomach] Bread, eggs, milk
[shopping on empty stomach] Cookies, chips, a taco truck, a pizza shop, an ice cream factory
[shopping on empty stomach] Cookies, chips, a taco truck, a pizza shop, an ice cream factory
It's a scientifically proven fact that if you don’t open your mouth while putting on mascara, you will probably die.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's a scientifically proven fact that if you don’t open your mouth while putting on mascara, you will probably die.
Child beauty pageants are just fucking creepy and MAGA porn for prime time.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Child beauty pageants are just fucking creepy and MAGA porn for prime time.
I hope Hegseth follows through with his threat. Having a hero like Kelly at a tribunal? Damn, that would cost a LOT of veteran votes and cause a shitstorm. And I have a hard time seeing what the charges would be - don’t follow illegal orders? How do you spin that into the opposite?
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hope Hegseth follows through with his threat. Having a hero like Kelly at a tribunal? Damn, that would cost a LOT of veteran votes and cause a shitstorm. And I have a hard time seeing what the charges would be - don’t follow illegal orders? How do you spin that into the opposite?
Ladies, it's time to start burying Girl Scout Cookies throughout the house in preparation for the long, winter months ahead.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ladies, it's time to start burying Girl Scout Cookies throughout the house in preparation for the long, winter months ahead.
I think I just went to third base with a jelly donut. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think I just went to third base with a jelly donut. 🥰
How I sleep knowing I never put beans in my homemade chili...
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
How I sleep knowing I never put beans in my homemade chili...
Ladies, please.
Your bra is NOT a pocket.
🙄
Your bra is NOT a pocket.
🙄
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ladies, please.
Your bra is NOT a pocket.
🙄
Your bra is NOT a pocket.
🙄
"How much more of this can I take?!?"
(piles more popcorn shrimp on buffet plate)
(piles more popcorn shrimp on buffet plate)
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"How much more of this can I take?!?"
(piles more popcorn shrimp on buffet plate)
(piles more popcorn shrimp on buffet plate)
I get startled by the sound of my own washing machine, yet convinced I’d be a badass in any apocalypse.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I get startled by the sound of my own washing machine, yet convinced I’d be a badass in any apocalypse.
Me: *clutching arm* "The bark is worse than the bite."
Friend: "How did you get bitten by a tree?"
Friend: "How did you get bitten by a tree?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Me: *clutching arm* "The bark is worse than the bite."
Friend: "How did you get bitten by a tree?"
Friend: "How did you get bitten by a tree?"
"Not just in his cankles" is nasty work. Love it! 😅🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"Not just in his cankles" is nasty work. Love it! 😅🤣
Friend: Don’t you love these new yoga pants? They come with a little pocket for your phone.
Me: Your phone? *quietly stuffs cookies back in pocket*
Me: Your phone? *quietly stuffs cookies back in pocket*
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Friend: Don’t you love these new yoga pants? They come with a little pocket for your phone.
Me: Your phone? *quietly stuffs cookies back in pocket*
Me: Your phone? *quietly stuffs cookies back in pocket*
You mean the demographic in control of the majority of the government?
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You mean the demographic in control of the majority of the government?
Friend: Can these gel packs go in the microwave?
Me: Absolutely.
*gel pack explodes*
Me: Why would you listen to me? I can’t put on pantyhose on without falling over.
Me: Absolutely.
*gel pack explodes*
Me: Why would you listen to me? I can’t put on pantyhose on without falling over.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Friend: Can these gel packs go in the microwave?
Me: Absolutely.
*gel pack explodes*
Me: Why would you listen to me? I can’t put on pantyhose on without falling over.
Me: Absolutely.
*gel pack explodes*
Me: Why would you listen to me? I can’t put on pantyhose on without falling over.
When the military won't accept you, but you still want to wear a uniform...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When the military won't accept you, but you still want to wear a uniform...
After hearing the rumor that Republicans might lose the majority in the House...
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
After hearing the rumor that Republicans might lose the majority in the House...
Liquor store clerk: "I’m gonna need to see some age verification."
Me: *makes dial-up internet sound*
Me: *makes dial-up internet sound*
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Liquor store clerk: "I’m gonna need to see some age verification."
Me: *makes dial-up internet sound*
Me: *makes dial-up internet sound*
Yelling “give me back my panties, you pervert” at joggers is a surprisingly effective way of encouraging them to run faster.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yelling “give me back my panties, you pervert” at joggers is a surprisingly effective way of encouraging them to run faster.
Drunk Hegseth decides to call a court martial on an American Hero…what could go wrong?
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Drunk Hegseth decides to call a court martial on an American Hero…what could go wrong?