Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️⚧️
“Unredacted” my ass.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Unredacted” my ass.
This is what happens when you're a shitty person.
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is what happens when you're a shitty person.
This truly sums up the illiteracy, ignorance, and shallowness of the "Patriotic", American, "Christian", Republican Party.
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This truly sums up the illiteracy, ignorance, and shallowness of the "Patriotic", American, "Christian", Republican Party.
The one guy that couldn’t read the room...
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The one guy that couldn’t read the room...
A matching bra and panties set should come with 30 pairs of panties or they're only going to be matching once.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A matching bra and panties set should come with 30 pairs of panties or they're only going to be matching once.
Everything's Tarrific! The Deal Maker in Chief strikes again!
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Everything's Tarrific! The Deal Maker in Chief strikes again!
Small correction: it was a Marist Poll. But other than that, she's spot on.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Small correction: it was a Marist Poll. But other than that, she's spot on.
Gee, I wonder why.
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Gee, I wonder why.
If you're going to hand over American advanced military technology to China, why not just cut out the middleman and fly an F-35 and land it in the middle of Beijing?
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you're going to hand over American advanced military technology to China, why not just cut out the middleman and fly an F-35 and land it in the middle of Beijing?
"Squirrels have to rely on getting fat to survive the Winter."
--Me, as I'm eating my donut sandwich
--Me, as I'm eating my donut sandwich
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Squirrels have to rely on getting fat to survive the Winter."
--Me, as I'm eating my donut sandwich
--Me, as I'm eating my donut sandwich
Mugger: "How much you got?"
Me: (looks in my bag and sees three tacos) "One taco."
Me: (looks in my bag and sees three tacos) "One taco."
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Mugger: "How much you got?"
Me: (looks in my bag and sees three tacos) "One taco."
Me: (looks in my bag and sees three tacos) "One taco."
Saw a Cybertruck in the wild. Okay, you guys told me it was hideously ugly, but you didn't tell me it was THAT hideously ugly.
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Saw a Cybertruck in the wild. Okay, you guys told me it was hideously ugly, but you didn't tell me it was THAT hideously ugly.
Plus, he spent some time in the office today defending Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the murderer of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, at a press conference.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Plus, he spent some time in the office today defending Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the murderer of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, at a press conference.
Texas citizens were not even allowed to vote on it!
apnews.com/article/redi...
Federal judges block Texas from using its new US House map in the 2026 midterms
apnews.com/article/redi...
Federal judges block Texas from using its new US House map in the 2026 midterms
Federal judges block Texas from using its new US House map in the 2026 midterms
A panel of three federal judges has blocked Texas from using a new congressional map that Republicans drew in hopes of picking up five U.S. House seats.
apnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Texas citizens were not even allowed to vote on it!
apnews.com/article/redi...
Federal judges block Texas from using its new US House map in the 2026 midterms
apnews.com/article/redi...
Federal judges block Texas from using its new US House map in the 2026 midterms
Imagine being the only prick (Clay Higgins R-LA) to vote against the release of the Epstein Files.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Imagine being the only prick (Clay Higgins R-LA) to vote against the release of the Epstein Files.
He needs to be impeached.
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He needs to be impeached.
Them: What charity are you raising money for?
Me (in a bath of baked beans): Raising money?
Me (in a bath of baked beans): Raising money?
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Them: What charity are you raising money for?
Me (in a bath of baked beans): Raising money?
Me (in a bath of baked beans): Raising money?
Their silence is their complicity...
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Their silence is their complicity...
I love when my body makes noises I've never heard before. Like girl, what organ was that? Who's in there?
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love when my body makes noises I've never heard before. Like girl, what organ was that? Who's in there?
Or give shelter to...
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Or give shelter to...
Friend asked if I had any “potential suiters”
Sitting here in a petticoat, corset, with a parasol, drinking sweet tea, waiting...
Sitting here in a petticoat, corset, with a parasol, drinking sweet tea, waiting...
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Friend asked if I had any “potential suiters”
Sitting here in a petticoat, corset, with a parasol, drinking sweet tea, waiting...
Sitting here in a petticoat, corset, with a parasol, drinking sweet tea, waiting...
Or they're on the list...
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Or they're on the list...
Republican women will start wearing shirts that say "I'm a piggy"
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Republican women will start wearing shirts that say "I'm a piggy"