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@shadowham.bsky.social
🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
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🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
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Pinned
let the gravy just shower over you
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drinking garlic butter
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
drinking garlic butter
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I picked up some pastries for tomorrow's staff meeting.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I picked up some pastries for tomorrow's staff meeting.
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I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
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Jokes on you, I was already holding my horses because they love hugs
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Jokes on you, I was already holding my horses because they love hugs
omw to get an italian massage. is there a polite way to ask if there will be a spaghetti ending?
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
omw to get an italian massage. is there a polite way to ask if there will be a spaghetti ending?
i need a bog bitch
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i need a bog bitch
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voulez vous coucher avec meow
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
voulez vous coucher avec meow
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I went out for breakfast and they refused to make me The Gaston (5 dozen raw eggs that I swallow whole)
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I went out for breakfast and they refused to make me The Gaston (5 dozen raw eggs that I swallow whole)
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ancient mystery crimson tomb liquid is my favorite flavor of Caprisun
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ancient mystery crimson tomb liquid is my favorite flavor of Caprisun
people have all these brilliant ideas of things we should put on the moon. what about just like a cool hat
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
people have all these brilliant ideas of things we should put on the moon. what about just like a cool hat
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Sorry I'm late I've been talking to people on the internet about velcro
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sorry I'm late I've been talking to people on the internet about velcro
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if it wasn’t for the cobwebs my brain would fall apart
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if it wasn’t for the cobwebs my brain would fall apart
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Would you eat a mountain? I would.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Would you eat a mountain? I would.
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You have to face the demons along your path and that is why you should always carry snacks. Demons love snacks.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You have to face the demons along your path and that is why you should always carry snacks. Demons love snacks.
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The wizard puts a very gentle heat spell on a pillow for the little cat to sit on.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The wizard puts a very gentle heat spell on a pillow for the little cat to sit on.
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eating taco seasoning straight out the packet just to feel something
September 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
eating taco seasoning straight out the packet just to feel something
take some time for yourself (piss off)
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
take some time for yourself (piss off)
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I need this for my never ending onion soup torture device. I mean regular device.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I need this for my never ending onion soup torture device. I mean regular device.
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at the vampire taqueria
tonight we awaken nachosferatu
tonight we awaken nachosferatu
July 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
at the vampire taqueria
tonight we awaken nachosferatu
tonight we awaken nachosferatu
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one hundred dollars is ten dollars in today's money
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
one hundred dollars is ten dollars in today's money
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I'm a big fan of creatures and such.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm a big fan of creatures and such.
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passive-aggressive potato salad
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
passive-aggressive potato salad
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It's disappointing when you watch a high school basketball game and no one turns into a werewolf.
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It's disappointing when you watch a high school basketball game and no one turns into a werewolf.
it’s someone’s job to make sure that at least one of every organism knows how to skateboard
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
it’s someone’s job to make sure that at least one of every organism knows how to skateboard