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me? alive for tens of thousands of years? what a canard. what a calumny!
if i get a two thousand dollar check from the govt i plan to buy a cubic zirconia studded cowboy hat
1. because i care about style even tho most don't know that about me
2. because it will stimulate the economy and that's *everyone's* duty
1. because i care about style even tho most don't know that about me
2. because it will stimulate the economy and that's *everyone's* duty
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
if i get a two thousand dollar check from the govt i plan to buy a cubic zirconia studded cowboy hat
1. because i care about style even tho most don't know that about me
2. because it will stimulate the economy and that's *everyone's* duty
1. because i care about style even tho most don't know that about me
2. because it will stimulate the economy and that's *everyone's* duty
watching "firefox" (1982) and Clint Eastwood is using his brainwaves to control a mach 5 jet developed by russian dissident scientists and eventually he has to steal the advanced jet right from under the noses of the ruskies (he speaks perfect Russian for some obscure reason) and also there're *two*
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
watching "firefox" (1982) and Clint Eastwood is using his brainwaves to control a mach 5 jet developed by russian dissident scientists and eventually he has to steal the advanced jet right from under the noses of the ruskies (he speaks perfect Russian for some obscure reason) and also there're *two*
movie idea : a modern 7-11 w/ employees and customers is instantly and mysteriously transported back in time to medieval europe
constantinople maybe
constantinople maybe
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
movie idea : a modern 7-11 w/ employees and customers is instantly and mysteriously transported back in time to medieval europe
constantinople maybe
constantinople maybe
the beans'll cost you but the farting's free
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the beans'll cost you but the farting's free
churro ice cream, you say ?
from braum's, you say ??
from braum's, you say ??
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
churro ice cream, you say ?
from braum's, you say ??
from braum's, you say ??
you hafta open the movie w/ a helicopter being sent to pick up the hero and in my case we will need to stop at my local neighborhood 7-11 before i can begin my task whatever it may be
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
you hafta open the movie w/ a helicopter being sent to pick up the hero and in my case we will need to stop at my local neighborhood 7-11 before i can begin my task whatever it may be
more than anything,
perhaps, americans long for
a vacuum cleaner that's just
a little bit more complicated
perhaps, americans long for
a vacuum cleaner that's just
a little bit more complicated
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
more than anything,
perhaps, americans long for
a vacuum cleaner that's just
a little bit more complicated
perhaps, americans long for
a vacuum cleaner that's just
a little bit more complicated
love it when policies whiplash back and forth so hard everything just explodes
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
love it when policies whiplash back and forth so hard everything just explodes
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this is the recipe for Chex Muddy Buddies, Pig Pen
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this is the recipe for Chex Muddy Buddies, Pig Pen
sheesh
almost accidentally read a "slate" article
it's ok
i fixed myself a drink and i'm resting comfortably
almost accidentally read a "slate" article
it's ok
i fixed myself a drink and i'm resting comfortably
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
sheesh
almost accidentally read a "slate" article
it's ok
i fixed myself a drink and i'm resting comfortably
almost accidentally read a "slate" article
it's ok
i fixed myself a drink and i'm resting comfortably
it's a tanning bed for whales (and other cetaceans) and it's why i *need* $240 million for research
that's *hardly* unreasonable
that's *hardly* unreasonable
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
it's a tanning bed for whales (and other cetaceans) and it's why i *need* $240 million for research
that's *hardly* unreasonable
that's *hardly* unreasonable
me, invade eritrea ?
sorry but i respect sovereignty
sorry but i respect sovereignty
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
me, invade eritrea ?
sorry but i respect sovereignty
sorry but i respect sovereignty
don't come at me w/ "year-over-year"
you think i'm emotionally positioned to handle shock ?
you think i'm emotionally positioned to handle shock ?
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
don't come at me w/ "year-over-year"
you think i'm emotionally positioned to handle shock ?
you think i'm emotionally positioned to handle shock ?
(to the tune of copa cabana)
"chana, chana masala"
"chana, chana masala"
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
(to the tune of copa cabana)
"chana, chana masala"
"chana, chana masala"
oh you're the "most powerful man in yugoslavia ?"
that's what *you* think, pal
that's what *you* think, pal
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
oh you're the "most powerful man in yugoslavia ?"
that's what *you* think, pal
that's what *you* think, pal
pico *de* gallo ?
does the gallo in question have anything to say about it ?
was he even *consulted* ?
does the gallo in question have anything to say about it ?
was he even *consulted* ?
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
pico *de* gallo ?
does the gallo in question have anything to say about it ?
was he even *consulted* ?
does the gallo in question have anything to say about it ?
was he even *consulted* ?
crumbly, white, and firm
(cotija cheese is just like me)
(cotija cheese is just like me)
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
crumbly, white, and firm
(cotija cheese is just like me)
(cotija cheese is just like me)
oscar ?
meyer ??
wiener ???
meyer ??
wiener ???
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
oscar ?
meyer ??
wiener ???
meyer ??
wiener ???
mashed potatoes and gravy are haute cuisine but haters will never admit it
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
mashed potatoes and gravy are haute cuisine but haters will never admit it
or as we used to say, "book 'em, dano"
(reheat the mashed potatoes and gravy)
(reheat the mashed potatoes and gravy)
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
or as we used to say, "book 'em, dano"
(reheat the mashed potatoes and gravy)
(reheat the mashed potatoes and gravy)
saw an article titled "do animals like drugs and alcohol ?" and i'm like, of *course* they do
they're not *stupid*
they're not *stupid*
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
saw an article titled "do animals like drugs and alcohol ?" and i'm like, of *course* they do
they're not *stupid*
they're not *stupid*
when someone likes a repost i feel like the AP
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
when someone likes a repost i feel like the AP
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turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
i went to college so *you* don't have to
(it was silly)
(it was silly)
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i went to college so *you* don't have to
(it was silly)
(it was silly)
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ripleys believe it or else
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
ripleys believe it or else