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@surletable.bsky.social

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the idea that i've been alive for approx. 67k years is laughable. it's not possible.

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 7h

i will never ask you to :

like, comment, *or* subscribe

i would never ask that of you

never, ever, ever

it's just not who i am

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 10h

it's *your* experience 😤

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t make the rules

Ticket sign says please keep all hands feet arms and legs inside the with words ride at all times crossed out in red and the word Snuggie written below in blue

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 10h

time to move to the fabled 4 hour work day

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 10h

mysteries, all around us

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 11h

everyone knows you have to praise him to the heavens and pretend he's the greatest thing since sliced bread and *everyone* on this earth knows who i'm talking about

isn't that kinda breathtaking

to live in such a time i mean

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 11h

living más in sam altman's masturbatorium

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 11h

it's all going Too Far

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 11h

go to google and type in "the chicxulub crater"

it's a fun lil' easter egg

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 12h

i becheese (believe) you

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 12h

I tell people, "the showstopper ideas are on bluesky"

and yet they will not believe me

to their deficit, lemme tell you

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13h

I contain multitudes

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 13h

btw delta dawn has *zero* obligation to answer anyone's questions

believe me she has enough on her mind

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 14h

i think it's neat that psychoactive substances exist

feels like they shouldn't exist

yet they do

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 14h

y'all i just spoke, freely 😳

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

i"m sorry you're telling me you married an electron ?

a point particle ??

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

mini muffins

with pecans 😳

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 1d

in the future, *you* will choose the number and arrangement of the heads that sit atop ur shoulders

Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 2d

On the depictability of an idea

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🏳️‍⚧️ m e g a n 🏳️‍⚧️ @megagarbage.bsky.social · 2d

who was selectively breeding the tiktaalik u ask? me

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worried shoes @worried.shoes · 2d

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

i'd have all my teeth replaced with cubic zirconia

*not* for "showy" reasons

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

don't look back in anger, or at the tub of potato salad

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

gonna start a new craze of making your own naan

i'll install a tandoor in ur backyard for $25k

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

a great use of ai is getting a recipe without all the crappy writing you normally have to get thru to get to the recipe

ur not gonna win a pulitzer

i just want the butter chicken recipe

Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 2d

are you making fun of my reptile basking light

i mean it's ok if you are