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@surletable.bsky.social
me? alive for tens of thousands of years? what a canard. what a calumny!
watching old black and white episodes of "i've got a secret" and it's great television
we need to bring it back and i need to be the highly-compensated and beloved host
we need to bring it back and i need to be the highly-compensated and beloved host
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
watching old black and white episodes of "i've got a secret" and it's great television
we need to bring it back and i need to be the highly-compensated and beloved host
we need to bring it back and i need to be the highly-compensated and beloved host
can't go out
doing a cream rinse
doing a cream rinse
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
can't go out
doing a cream rinse
doing a cream rinse
if you come at me w/ a strudel things are gonna get *real*
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
if you come at me w/ a strudel things are gonna get *real*
oh i just *love* special collaborations
just love 'em
just love 'em
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
oh i just *love* special collaborations
just love 'em
just love 'em
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I don't know.
It's like, there's you, and then there's everybody else.
But there's you.
(sighs]
And you're always with me.
Even when I don't want you to be.
You got in.
I don't know how you did it.
But you did.
-me to the mosquito i’m trying to kill
It's like, there's you, and then there's everybody else.
But there's you.
(sighs]
And you're always with me.
Even when I don't want you to be.
You got in.
I don't know how you did it.
But you did.
-me to the mosquito i’m trying to kill
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I don't know.
It's like, there's you, and then there's everybody else.
But there's you.
(sighs]
And you're always with me.
Even when I don't want you to be.
You got in.
I don't know how you did it.
But you did.
-me to the mosquito i’m trying to kill
It's like, there's you, and then there's everybody else.
But there's you.
(sighs]
And you're always with me.
Even when I don't want you to be.
You got in.
I don't know how you did it.
But you did.
-me to the mosquito i’m trying to kill
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phone is also computer
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
phone is also computer
dos shell ?
or dos hell ?
or dos hell ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
dos shell ?
or dos hell ?
or dos hell ?
"arthur murray
will teach you in a hurry
how do disarm a
thermonuclear weapon !"
will teach you in a hurry
how do disarm a
thermonuclear weapon !"
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"arthur murray
will teach you in a hurry
how do disarm a
thermonuclear weapon !"
will teach you in a hurry
how do disarm a
thermonuclear weapon !"
godzilla testifying at a senate intelligence subcommittee
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
godzilla testifying at a senate intelligence subcommittee
"pardon me, i was asleep" is such a great line to use during a conversation
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"pardon me, i was asleep" is such a great line to use during a conversation
the otter-man empire
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the otter-man empire
well back in my day we called it a "korean close-up"
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
well back in my day we called it a "korean close-up"
BREAKING
house passes resolution that hotdogs must be "dressed" w/ no less than three condiments
house passes resolution that hotdogs must be "dressed" w/ no less than three condiments
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
BREAKING
house passes resolution that hotdogs must be "dressed" w/ no less than three condiments
house passes resolution that hotdogs must be "dressed" w/ no less than three condiments
i'm way overclassed by many but i look great in a sports jacket
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i'm way overclassed by many but i look great in a sports jacket
my mutuals have ph.d.-level smarts and supermodel good looks
i'm just lucky
i'm just lucky
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my mutuals have ph.d.-level smarts and supermodel good looks
i'm just lucky
i'm just lucky
it's called "extra somatic information" and it's why we have smartphones
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
it's called "extra somatic information" and it's why we have smartphones
when i lived in abu dhabi i rented a nissan tiida which in the u.s. is called the "versa" which i had to switch to because the ancient camry i had was too sluggish to handle the roundabouts
there's nothing but roundabouts there
roundabouts are a good idea actually
there's nothing but roundabouts there
roundabouts are a good idea actually
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
when i lived in abu dhabi i rented a nissan tiida which in the u.s. is called the "versa" which i had to switch to because the ancient camry i had was too sluggish to handle the roundabouts
there's nothing but roundabouts there
roundabouts are a good idea actually
there's nothing but roundabouts there
roundabouts are a good idea actually
i dunno how *you'd* handle someone who's pathologically addicted to sycophancy,
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i dunno how *you'd* handle someone who's pathologically addicted to sycophancy,
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big asses, crushing human freedom, forever
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
big asses, crushing human freedom, forever
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
yes extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence but eat some good potato salad and you'll *see* what the universe really means
why we all exist
why we all exist
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
yes extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence but eat some good potato salad and you'll *see* what the universe really means
why we all exist
why we all exist
wanna sublimate
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
wanna sublimate
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Recharging my phone with words of affirmation
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Recharging my phone with words of affirmation
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I read Augustine’s City of God to a Sasquatch and it swore off of sex forever and now lives as a holy hermit in West Virginia
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I read Augustine’s City of God to a Sasquatch and it swore off of sex forever and now lives as a holy hermit in West Virginia
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i'm gonna start commenting on food pics that it would look better with dill
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i'm gonna start commenting on food pics that it would look better with dill