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Swimming back for a sequel.
Captain Picard was pretty buff. That guy was fit
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Captain Picard was pretty buff. That guy was fit
British-Klingon fusion cuisine
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
British-Klingon fusion cuisine
Never start a goon war in Asia
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Never start a goon war in Asia
Its weird to imagine Bard the Bowman of Laketown having celebratory sex after he killed Smaug, the dragon.
He totally did tho
He totally did tho
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Its weird to imagine Bard the Bowman of Laketown having celebratory sex after he killed Smaug, the dragon.
He totally did tho
He totally did tho
gross middle aged swingers would easily banish jason voorhees with their gross sexual vibe
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
gross middle aged swingers would easily banish jason voorhees with their gross sexual vibe
I bet people would think Theseus was a real asshole if the Minotaur looked like a highland cow
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I bet people would think Theseus was a real asshole if the Minotaur looked like a highland cow
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an upside down tooth brush in the holder represents a past lover who has died.
June 14, 2024 at 4:46 PM
an upside down tooth brush in the holder represents a past lover who has died.
The socrapic method
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The socrapic method
the gooners mafia
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the gooners mafia
The Dutch surrendered New York because they hated ninja turtles
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Dutch surrendered New York because they hated ninja turtles
Dallas is Klingon for inflamed asshole
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Dallas is Klingon for inflamed asshole
If you played In A Gadda Da Vida to Denethor, Steward of Gondor, he’d nut instantly and then jump off the tower
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you played In A Gadda Da Vida to Denethor, Steward of Gondor, he’d nut instantly and then jump off the tower
guy who refuses to eat any pasta that’s not the bow tie kind
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
guy who refuses to eat any pasta that’s not the bow tie kind
90s dance party be like
Everyone on the floor!
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
90s dance party be like
I’m more of a tone of echolocation kinda guy
I don't like your tone of voice.
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m more of a tone of echolocation kinda guy
Actually, I am
What am I? A bum? You think I'm gonna drink anything you find lying around?
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Actually, I am
I have these conversations all the time
Let him know I'm sorry about his daughter. Meanwhile, can you drop me off at the submarine base? I'd like to make a try for the ocean lab's UC.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have these conversations all the time
I see Paris, I see France, I see pigeons eating ass
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I see Paris, I see France, I see pigeons eating ass
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The green men of Thark be like- why does that John Carter guy always go around naked
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The green men of Thark be like- why does that John Carter guy always go around naked
True Story. King Hrothgar of the Danes had Grendel’s hide skinned. Then he made a fur suit out of it, adopting Grendel as his fursona
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
True Story. King Hrothgar of the Danes had Grendel’s hide skinned. Then he made a fur suit out of it, adopting Grendel as his fursona
30 Years War buff is very millennial or Silent Generation coded
US Civil War is Boomer
Everybody loves World War 2
US Civil War is Boomer
Everybody loves World War 2
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
30 Years War buff is very millennial or Silent Generation coded
US Civil War is Boomer
Everybody loves World War 2
US Civil War is Boomer
Everybody loves World War 2
I can’t believe we’re setting mountains of money on fire for AI but still haven’t cloned mammoths. Fucking bullshit
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can’t believe we’re setting mountains of money on fire for AI but still haven’t cloned mammoths. Fucking bullshit
What the waitress says when you order steak at Waffle House
Ah, I sense a gambling man!
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What the waitress says when you order steak at Waffle House
I hope there were non avian dinosaurs that discovered eating fermented fruit
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I hope there were non avian dinosaurs that discovered eating fermented fruit