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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 15h

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 9, Episode 11

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 15h

that’s st louis style ravioli

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 15h

Australians have a natural immunity to vampirism

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 15h

Yoo nohteece ze praiss uv blood- I mean, uhhh, cookies, laytely. Yeesss. Cookies. Ah ah ah ah

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 15h

Punishing petty theft by mandating repeat viewings of Alien Resurrection

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 20h

Those sound great!

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 20h

Awesome! I was thinking of starting that one

🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 20h

Since I’ve binge read through a decent percentage of the Alien extended universe novels, I gotta shift to some other franchise. Perhaps Warhammer 40K. Or Star Wars

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 20h

I never got why you’d leave a lush oasis for the radioactive, polluted graveyards of the post apocalyptic urban centers. It’s not like they still have cable

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 20h

lmao nature is so cool

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🦇🎃 Batt Murphy 🎃🦇 @mjosmurphy.bsky.social · 20h

that's just a wild cucumber.
(they squirt out their seeds when you touch them)

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 20h

real chads follow no dick December. Get those Christmas tree cutting shears fellas! Time to snip off some peckers

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 20h

Ngl, 11 days seems like plenty of time. For a visit that’s a decent length. Even if you just hung out at a hotel for 90% of it you’d still pick up on stuff

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 20h

What if honeydew melons had pubes?

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

What are americans gonna do now that the price of grandma slime has gone up?

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

Trillions

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 21h

Hulk Horse

Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 21h

Green Horse in Landscape by Franz Marc, 1912
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137775

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

Manosphere guy who thinks eating pussy has the opposite effect on Popeye that eating spinach has

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

Firing employees for claiming that ET’s dick don’t work

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

Just like that one Star Wars movie

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t dislike him but imo his thing where he shows subtext through surface level conversation & behavior while avoiding inner perspective & monologue comes off as pretentious

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

This is actually true in many cases. The Shining for one, imo. Blade Runner is another I think

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

The bad science in Frankenstein is a serious detraction from the novel’s quality.

🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

Kmart closed down because of ninja attacks

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🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 1d

Friday the 13th: Jason Watches 90s Infomercials

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