Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy
2. Party on dudes
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
· Apr 5
"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
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them: let me get this straight; you accidentally super-glued yourself to your autobiography?
me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
them: let me get this straight; you accidentally super-glued yourself to your autobiography?
me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
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Sign at the end of a drill that says "if you can read this, the bit fell off."
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sign at the end of a drill that says "if you can read this, the bit fell off."
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love how language learning apps are like “three words you need to know in every language are badminton, wild boar, and frolicsome”
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
love how language learning apps are like “three words you need to know in every language are badminton, wild boar, and frolicsome”
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You must have come over on the baeflower
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You must have come over on the baeflower
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Hot dads in your neighborhood are thankful for any chance to show off our socket wrenches
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hot dads in your neighborhood are thankful for any chance to show off our socket wrenches
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Once the necklaces made out of Thanksgiving feast leftovers are assembled, the gathering is at an end, and the people set out on their journey homeward with their fresh look of nibbles and gravy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Once the necklaces made out of Thanksgiving feast leftovers are assembled, the gathering is at an end, and the people set out on their journey homeward with their fresh look of nibbles and gravy.
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"Obviously," he picks up a wine-glass and has a sip. Before seeming to think, as if the flavors had possibly
cause his thoughts to move, just from the taste. He set the glass back onto the table. He spoke,
"from a macro perspective, it is a digital ecosystem, yes?"
cause his thoughts to move, just from the taste. He set the glass back onto the table. He spoke,
"from a macro perspective, it is a digital ecosystem, yes?"
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"Obviously," he picks up a wine-glass and has a sip. Before seeming to think, as if the flavors had possibly
cause his thoughts to move, just from the taste. He set the glass back onto the table. He spoke,
"from a macro perspective, it is a digital ecosystem, yes?"
cause his thoughts to move, just from the taste. He set the glass back onto the table. He spoke,
"from a macro perspective, it is a digital ecosystem, yes?"
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Thankful for a tiny dog who fits on my lap and a stupid movie and this delicate heart I have that keeps on loving.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Thankful for a tiny dog who fits on my lap and a stupid movie and this delicate heart I have that keeps on loving.
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I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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You’re all trapped in here with me!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You’re all trapped in here with me!!!
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I always get it backwards, except for that one time that I didn't but I thought I did so I turned it around and then realized my mistake and had to turn it back around a second time.
July 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I always get it backwards, except for that one time that I didn't but I thought I did so I turned it around and then realized my mistake and had to turn it back around a second time.
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I'm sorry to hear about Orson Welles.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm sorry to hear about Orson Welles.
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I'm starting to suspect people aren't jumping off of anything real quick when they get off a phone call
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm starting to suspect people aren't jumping off of anything real quick when they get off a phone call
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Last night I met a guy and when he told me he was from Ireland I said “I love your exits,” ya girl has still fuckin got it
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Last night I met a guy and when he told me he was from Ireland I said “I love your exits,” ya girl has still fuckin got it
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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high and googling "cookies and cream cookies recipe"
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
high and googling "cookies and cream cookies recipe"
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broke: dog grooming salon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
broke: dog grooming salon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
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thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
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There’s one group of people I will *never* respect no matter how much “society” tells me to: arsonists
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There’s one group of people I will *never* respect no matter how much “society” tells me to: arsonists
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The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
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I don’t have a particularly common name but there are multiple people around the world who accidentally use my email when signing up for accounts. There’s a guy in Missouri who has been my constant companion for going on twenty years. He’s recently divorced and joining some sort of “karate church”
September 15, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I don’t have a particularly common name but there are multiple people around the world who accidentally use my email when signing up for accounts. There’s a guy in Missouri who has been my constant companion for going on twenty years. He’s recently divorced and joining some sort of “karate church”
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to the dog hater people out there:
you don’t hate dogs - you hate ppl that don’t take care of their dogs and don’t take responsibility of their dogs.
you don’t hate dogs - you hate ppl that don’t take care of their dogs and don’t take responsibility of their dogs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
to the dog hater people out there:
you don’t hate dogs - you hate ppl that don’t take care of their dogs and don’t take responsibility of their dogs.
you don’t hate dogs - you hate ppl that don’t take care of their dogs and don’t take responsibility of their dogs.
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teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
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