Anne Aardvark
@haljak.bsky.social
CONTAMINATE THE DATABASE
Just another reply guy
Just another reply guy
Confession: I saw the clip of the woman dressed as a raccoon yesterday and found it very arousing. The raccoon is extremely attractive.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Confession: I saw the clip of the woman dressed as a raccoon yesterday and found it very arousing. The raccoon is extremely attractive.
Remember to check your poo for scorpions
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Remember to check your poo for scorpions
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Well, that's bye-bye to Sunak and Johnson then.
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime ⬇️
All criminals with dual nationality must be deported, say Tories
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime
www.thetimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Well, that's bye-bye to Sunak and Johnson then.
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I want my kid to eat other kids. Do I need to send him to a special school or something? Money is no object
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I want my kid to eat other kids. Do I need to send him to a special school or something? Money is no object
She’s a 10 but she has demonic haunted tits that phase in and out of reality
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
She’s a 10 but she has demonic haunted tits that phase in and out of reality
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Hi I'm Smokey Bearville, Welcome to Jackass. Now,
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hi I'm Smokey Bearville, Welcome to Jackass. Now,
Forget about the plums in the icebox, ALL THE FUCKING BRIE IS GONE
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Forget about the plums in the icebox, ALL THE FUCKING BRIE IS GONE
I see your mum’s been out dogging again and got caught on cctv
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I see your mum’s been out dogging again and got caught on cctv
Hey siri can you clone tits
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hey siri can you clone tits
DIE HARD IS ON TV RIGHT NOW that means IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
DIE HARD IS ON TV RIGHT NOW that means IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!
Hey siri what is the best way to cook a badger
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey siri what is the best way to cook a badger
Pastry is like the devil’s cock.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Pastry is like the devil’s cock.
Couscous is problematic
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Couscous is problematic
Hey siri is it possible to grow new armpits
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Hey siri is it possible to grow new armpits
BEWARE OF THE PISS GOBLINS
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
BEWARE OF THE PISS GOBLINS
It is time to summon the Parliament of Worms
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
It is time to summon the Parliament of Worms
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2025 advent calendar. Day one.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
2025 advent calendar. Day one.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
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Whamageddon can fuck off. Pistachio flavour can too and so can salted caramel and pumpkin spice and fucking elves that have to ‘do stuff’ every day? Shove ‘em up your shit pipe.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Whamageddon can fuck off. Pistachio flavour can too and so can salted caramel and pumpkin spice and fucking elves that have to ‘do stuff’ every day? Shove ‘em up your shit pipe.
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I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
This is not lipstick i have a disease
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
This is not lipstick i have a disease
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
Maybe there’s something terribly wrong with your butt
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Maybe there’s something terribly wrong with your butt
“Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough”
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
“Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough”
That was funny and clever because
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
That was funny and clever because